Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Mar 1, 2015 21:28:11 GMT -4
853: Ninpō Taiketsu! Gekogashira Tai Gamenodesu!!
847: A Stealthy Challenge!
Near a creek the twerps are watching Ash train his Pokémon by having them attack a tree, because their lives are so boring they have nothing else to do... until Dedenne notices something in the water... it's Sanpei, he's pissed off the wrong people and is now swimming with the fishes, looks like he had a hell of...
Ash apparently shakes Sanpei so hard it wakes him from the dead, and he immediately recognizes them, and worries about his Greninja, apparently the evolved form of his Frogadier, which can make water into sharp edged throwing stars, which is an amazing ability.
Before Sanpei can explain any further what happened, the twerps get the answer in a "ninja water spout", from a guy dressed like a Shiftry, and his non-Shiftry Barbaracle. "Barbaracle, the Collective Pokémon. Barbaracle's limbs can move independently of each other, but they usually follow the head's commands."
Barbaracle, is quite possibly the stupidest looking fucking thing you ever did see. It has 5 hands, including it's stupid face, which is also a hand. Shiftry-Man is doing this because he wants the "Secret Scroll", which can't be too secret, since he knows about it. He sends Barbaracle in with a Razor Shell, which you may remember being the favorite move of Ash's Oshawott back in Unova. Only Barbaracle does it without a Scalchop, but uses two of it's dumb hands, but Froakie fights back with... some sort of lightsaber it found?
Anyway, Froakie holds it off for only so long until Barbaracle knocks it back, and Ash sends in Pikachu with a Thunderbolt... which has no effect on it at all.
Team Rocket watch from a free and marvel over watching a ninja Pokémon battle, even though it's no different from any other battle they've ever witnessed, but they figure it's the perfect time to take Pikachu, because they're preoccupied.
Sanpei uses "Ninja Leaf Shroud" to allow them to escape, as Shiftry-Man looks on and grunts.
While they're safe, Sanpei tells the twerps about the "secret scroll", which again, doesn't make it too secret if you tell everyone who asks. Anyway, his mission is to take the Not Very Secret Scroll to... somewhere before Sundown.
He was sent on this mission by Saizo, his trainer, who dresses suspiciously like Shiftry-Man to take this secret scroll full of ancient techniques to "fellow ninjas".
As they were hopping along the trees, they were attacked by Shiftry-Man and his Barbaracle, who hit Greninja with Poison Jab (poisoning it) and jettisoning them both off a cliff.
Ash and the twerps invite themselves along, even though he tries to rebuff them, they decide to go and that's final. Sanpei realizing that there's no way to be rid of them, acquiesces and let's them come.
Clemont comes up with a plan to confuse Sanpei's pursuer, and anticipating that they would be hunted by ninjas today, he made a new piece of Clemontic Gear, the "Robo Step-by-Step", it's a device designed to apparently create fake footsteps to throw Shiftry-Man off the case.
Meanwhile, it's Team Rocket.
"Prepare for trouble, I've seen enough!"
"And make it double, we're quick and tough!"
Meowth stops them, to point out that it's not the twerps, but Clemont's invention. The subterfuge worked, but on the wrong people.
Jesse kicks it out of anger, and it explodes, as is their won't.
Sanpei is checking his map, and apparently there's no way they can get their in time. There is a shortcut, but he worries they'll die along the way, because they're not trained ninja, but they decide "fuck it", and goad him into taking them the dangerous way anyway.
This week's Pokémon is Barbaracle, but seriously, fuck this guy.
The twerps are on Sanpei's dangerous shortcut, which is a wooden ledge precariously placed on the side of a mountain, Clemont crawls along telling Bonnie to be careful, just before the ledge gives out and even as Serena falls to her death, she has the foresight to cover her skirt, so as to not show the goods.
Froakie and Greninja think quickly, as Froakie makes a rope of Frubbles to save Clemont, and Greninja uses... his tongue... to save Serena.
Eww.
Next they must traverse a cave, and slide down, and all they have to do is walk out the exit... until they notice a group of Golbat. Well, it could be worse, it could be Beedrill, or Ursaring, or Beedrill in an Ursaring costume.
Well, they escape the less than menacing Golbat, and spot the manor not too far away, until they're attack by Hand-Face and Shiftry-Man.
The other twerps have mysteriously disappeared and Ash chooses instead to help Sanpei, and not look for his friends.
They start the battle, with Froakie and Greninja both using Double Team, and attacking, then Ash uses Pikachu's Electro Ball.
Three-on-one isn't quite fair Ash.
Well, before he can abuse their DAMN NUMBERS GAME, too much Team Rocket almost catches Pikachu in a net.
"Prepare for trouble, the enemies mount!"
"And make it double, these enemies count!"
"To protect our ninja reputation!"
"Our throwing stars will rule the nation!"
"Our code of the ninja will cut you no slack!"
"We jump from the shadows, and then we attack!"
"Jesse!"
"And James!"
"Team Rocket is master, there can be no debate!"
"Defeating all ninjas, thus sealing their fate!"
"Meowth, that's great!"
"WOOOOBBBBUUUFFFFEEETT!"
Ash asks Team Rocket what they want, which is weird, since they've wanted the same thing for... a majority of 853 episodes.
They blast another net, but Shiftry-Man destroys it, which pisses them off, since they both have separate, but similar goals.
The three then all at one launch an attack onto Team Rocket sending them blasting them off again.
Shiftry-Man then turns back and begins attacking the twerps again, still 3-on-1, Barbaracle manages to handle all three with a Mud Slap. With all three down, Barbaracle goes in for the kill, and then... AND THEN... FROAKIE EVOLVES!
Froakie is now Frogadier, Ash seems completely puzzled at the idea of a Pokémon evolving, but whatever.
The Pokédex tells Ash that now Frogadier can climb a tower over two-thousand feet tall, which will probably never come in handy.
They start fighting again, and apparently now Frogadier is a match for this five-armed piece of shit.
Shiftry-Man now runs away like a coward, and mysteriously tells them to go to the manor to discover the whereabouts f their friends.
Clearly it's a trap, right? I mean, why else would this villain tell them to go there? But, they have no choice, and therefore go in... and the other twerps are just hanging out, like it's nothing, then Shftry-Man shows up, and takes off his mask to reveal... that it's Saizo, Sanpei's trainer, which may explain why they were wearing the same clothes.
Though, it's curious why he seems to have not known that his trainer has that ugly bastard of a Pokémon Barbaracle, that's the kind of shit you tend to remember, but whatever.
The scroll is also blank, this was all a test, and he took the rest of the twerps to this manor so they'd stay out of the way, but they were unable to find Ash and Pikachu.
Sanpei still gives over the blank scroll, and is being commended for the way he did all that stuff they did, though, technically without Ash's Frogadier, and hell without the twerps period, he'd be sleeping with the fishes right now, wouldn't he?
Whatever, the other twerps are excited to see that Froakie has apparently evolved into Frogadier, well... all except Bonnie who demands he devolve, and do it again so she can see.
Ash decides that since they're there, might as well have another battle, right? Who wins this time? Well, you see, they've run out of time, so just use your imaginations.
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Sanpei Shippuden!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 2/5
Story: Ash, the Twerps and Sanpei take a ninja challenge.
Team Rocket: The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.
Moral Learnt: Fuck Barbaracle.
BEST QUOTES:
Team Rocket? What do you want?
If you have to ask, you're even dumber than you look.
847: A Stealthy Challenge!
Near a creek the twerps are watching Ash train his Pokémon by having them attack a tree, because their lives are so boring they have nothing else to do... until Dedenne notices something in the water... it's Sanpei, he's pissed off the wrong people and is now swimming with the fishes, looks like he had a hell of...
Ash apparently shakes Sanpei so hard it wakes him from the dead, and he immediately recognizes them, and worries about his Greninja, apparently the evolved form of his Frogadier, which can make water into sharp edged throwing stars, which is an amazing ability.
Before Sanpei can explain any further what happened, the twerps get the answer in a "ninja water spout", from a guy dressed like a Shiftry, and his non-Shiftry Barbaracle. "Barbaracle, the Collective Pokémon. Barbaracle's limbs can move independently of each other, but they usually follow the head's commands."
Barbaracle, is quite possibly the stupidest looking fucking thing you ever did see. It has 5 hands, including it's stupid face, which is also a hand. Shiftry-Man is doing this because he wants the "Secret Scroll", which can't be too secret, since he knows about it. He sends Barbaracle in with a Razor Shell, which you may remember being the favorite move of Ash's Oshawott back in Unova. Only Barbaracle does it without a Scalchop, but uses two of it's dumb hands, but Froakie fights back with... some sort of lightsaber it found?
Anyway, Froakie holds it off for only so long until Barbaracle knocks it back, and Ash sends in Pikachu with a Thunderbolt... which has no effect on it at all.
Team Rocket watch from a free and marvel over watching a ninja Pokémon battle, even though it's no different from any other battle they've ever witnessed, but they figure it's the perfect time to take Pikachu, because they're preoccupied.
Sanpei uses "Ninja Leaf Shroud" to allow them to escape, as Shiftry-Man looks on and grunts.
While they're safe, Sanpei tells the twerps about the "secret scroll", which again, doesn't make it too secret if you tell everyone who asks. Anyway, his mission is to take the Not Very Secret Scroll to... somewhere before Sundown.
He was sent on this mission by Saizo, his trainer, who dresses suspiciously like Shiftry-Man to take this secret scroll full of ancient techniques to "fellow ninjas".
As they were hopping along the trees, they were attacked by Shiftry-Man and his Barbaracle, who hit Greninja with Poison Jab (poisoning it) and jettisoning them both off a cliff.
Ash and the twerps invite themselves along, even though he tries to rebuff them, they decide to go and that's final. Sanpei realizing that there's no way to be rid of them, acquiesces and let's them come.
Clemont comes up with a plan to confuse Sanpei's pursuer, and anticipating that they would be hunted by ninjas today, he made a new piece of Clemontic Gear, the "Robo Step-by-Step", it's a device designed to apparently create fake footsteps to throw Shiftry-Man off the case.
Meanwhile, it's Team Rocket.
"Prepare for trouble, I've seen enough!"
"And make it double, we're quick and tough!"
Meowth stops them, to point out that it's not the twerps, but Clemont's invention. The subterfuge worked, but on the wrong people.
Jesse kicks it out of anger, and it explodes, as is their won't.
Sanpei is checking his map, and apparently there's no way they can get their in time. There is a shortcut, but he worries they'll die along the way, because they're not trained ninja, but they decide "fuck it", and goad him into taking them the dangerous way anyway.
This week's Pokémon is Barbaracle, but seriously, fuck this guy.
The twerps are on Sanpei's dangerous shortcut, which is a wooden ledge precariously placed on the side of a mountain, Clemont crawls along telling Bonnie to be careful, just before the ledge gives out and even as Serena falls to her death, she has the foresight to cover her skirt, so as to not show the goods.
Froakie and Greninja think quickly, as Froakie makes a rope of Frubbles to save Clemont, and Greninja uses... his tongue... to save Serena.
Eww.
Next they must traverse a cave, and slide down, and all they have to do is walk out the exit... until they notice a group of Golbat. Well, it could be worse, it could be Beedrill, or Ursaring, or Beedrill in an Ursaring costume.
Well, they escape the less than menacing Golbat, and spot the manor not too far away, until they're attack by Hand-Face and Shiftry-Man.
The other twerps have mysteriously disappeared and Ash chooses instead to help Sanpei, and not look for his friends.
They start the battle, with Froakie and Greninja both using Double Team, and attacking, then Ash uses Pikachu's Electro Ball.
Three-on-one isn't quite fair Ash.
Well, before he can abuse their DAMN NUMBERS GAME, too much Team Rocket almost catches Pikachu in a net.
"Prepare for trouble, the enemies mount!"
"And make it double, these enemies count!"
"To protect our ninja reputation!"
"Our throwing stars will rule the nation!"
"Our code of the ninja will cut you no slack!"
"We jump from the shadows, and then we attack!"
"Jesse!"
"And James!"
"Team Rocket is master, there can be no debate!"
"Defeating all ninjas, thus sealing their fate!"
"Meowth, that's great!"
"WOOOOBBBBUUUFFFFEEETT!"
Ash asks Team Rocket what they want, which is weird, since they've wanted the same thing for... a majority of 853 episodes.
They blast another net, but Shiftry-Man destroys it, which pisses them off, since they both have separate, but similar goals.
The three then all at one launch an attack onto Team Rocket sending them blasting them off again.
Shiftry-Man then turns back and begins attacking the twerps again, still 3-on-1, Barbaracle manages to handle all three with a Mud Slap. With all three down, Barbaracle goes in for the kill, and then... AND THEN... FROAKIE EVOLVES!
Froakie is now Frogadier, Ash seems completely puzzled at the idea of a Pokémon evolving, but whatever.
The Pokédex tells Ash that now Frogadier can climb a tower over two-thousand feet tall, which will probably never come in handy.
They start fighting again, and apparently now Frogadier is a match for this five-armed piece of shit.
Shiftry-Man now runs away like a coward, and mysteriously tells them to go to the manor to discover the whereabouts f their friends.
Clearly it's a trap, right? I mean, why else would this villain tell them to go there? But, they have no choice, and therefore go in... and the other twerps are just hanging out, like it's nothing, then Shftry-Man shows up, and takes off his mask to reveal... that it's Saizo, Sanpei's trainer, which may explain why they were wearing the same clothes.
Though, it's curious why he seems to have not known that his trainer has that ugly bastard of a Pokémon Barbaracle, that's the kind of shit you tend to remember, but whatever.
The scroll is also blank, this was all a test, and he took the rest of the twerps to this manor so they'd stay out of the way, but they were unable to find Ash and Pikachu.
Sanpei still gives over the blank scroll, and is being commended for the way he did all that stuff they did, though, technically without Ash's Frogadier, and hell without the twerps period, he'd be sleeping with the fishes right now, wouldn't he?
Whatever, the other twerps are excited to see that Froakie has apparently evolved into Frogadier, well... all except Bonnie who demands he devolve, and do it again so she can see.
Ash decides that since they're there, might as well have another battle, right? Who wins this time? Well, you see, they've run out of time, so just use your imaginations.
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Sanpei Shippuden!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 2/5
Story: Ash, the Twerps and Sanpei take a ninja challenge.
Team Rocket: The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.
Moral Learnt: Fuck Barbaracle.
BEST QUOTES:
Team Rocket? What do you want?If you have to ask, you're even dumber than you look.
