Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Sept 30, 2014 19:15:18 GMT -4
The twerps continue on their merry way to Shalour City when they approach the mouth of a cave, Bonnie is excited, it's "THE CAVE" according to Serena. What cave? Well, Serena's not saying, they'll find out when they get there. Since the others are following, I'm guessing she doesn't plan to show Ash her cave just yet. Turns out she took them to...
Reflection Cave. The crystals inside are extremely reflective, like mirrors. Ash, like an overly excited kid, continues to run farther into the cave away from his parents, when suddenly he notices something weird in a mirror he passes. He saw himself in it... well, that is how mirrors work, after all you are in...
Turns out the cave also doubles as a maze, because the twerps are having a hell of a time finding a way out and instead keep running into dead ends, as Serena guesses that maybe they should have made that left turn at Albuquerque after all. Well, nothing to do but turn back... well, I guess they can stay in the cave until they die of starvation, but Ash takes the more optimistic approach and again runs out in front, until running into yet another dead end.
Well, shit.
Ash runs back and in unable to locate the others, but manages to call out as Clemont tells him to stay put. He does until he notices something weird with the mirror again. He walks up to it, and as Ash is staring at the Man in the Mirror, it starts TO REACH OUT AND FUCKING SNATCH PIKACHU FROM HIS SHOULDER.
Well, shit.
The others hear Ash in the distance screaming, and show up just in time to see him fall through the mirror. Ash FINALLY makes it out of the cave to see the lovely green sky, same as it always was. He runs still looking for his Evil Twin and Pikachu until he hears Serena call him, only she's quite rude and calls him a crybaby. Ash is confused... well, more than usual, and rightfully this time, Serena never talks to him like this. Bonnie shows up and informs "brother dear" that she's located him, as Clemont runs with the quickness and all the way past the twerps, so fast that he has to double back.
Ash is impressed at how fast he's gotten, but Clemont confusingly tells him that he's always been the fastest of the group. Serena cuts the shit and gets back to the point, where's that Pikachu of his? Ash explains that it was stolen by his evil twin in the mirror, but the others think he's full of shit. Serena admits that he's much more different than the normal "crybaby Ash" that she knows, and the others figure that Ash must be looking for their "crybaby" Ash.
Clemont's evil twin seems to know an awful lot more about Reflection Cave than P1 Clemont and he explains the legend that there's an alternate world for EVERY mirror in the cave, he fails to mention however how alternate universes are almost always populated by evil twins. Ash finally catches on that these three are totally different than the twerps he knows. P2 Serena isn't quite sure how to take this information, and instead challenges our Ash to a battle, because this will some how prove that he's not their Ash, and thus I assume they'll kill him, since he's not of their world. Ash accepts because of course he would.
P2 Serena starts with who else but Fennekin (I assume she has no other Pokémon as well), so Ash chooses Froakie. Fennekin starts with Flamethrower, but it's neutralized by Water Pulse. P2 Serena sends Fennekin in with Scratch, but has difficulty dealing with Double Team, and Froakie puts it out with Bubble.
Ash wins!
Flawless Victory!
P2 Serena tries to save face by saying that she would NEVER lose to the Ash of their universe, and as they wonder where the "crybaby" Ash of their universe is, he timidly comes from behind a tree with Pikachu who immediately runs to our Ash's hands. P2 Clemont asks P2 Ash what's the deal, and he explains... in flashback form.
Right after P2 Ash lost to Serena, she talks shit as he starts to cry. What a wuss. Ash has had enough, he tells her to go fuck herself because he's going to travel alone from now on, and he runs off. He runs into the cave without regard for what potentially dangerous Pokémon might be inside ready to fuck up his dome peace, then he lost Pikachu. He ran through the cave, and began crying (or continued crying) until he saw Pikachu sitting on the Man in the Mirror, and that's when he snatched him from our Ash.
P2 Ash then realized that he wasn't his Pikachu and apologizes for stealing him. Ash tells him " no prob", because he got Pikachu and that's all that matters. He asks P2 Ash to tell him about his Pikachu, and he's essentially episode 1 Pikachu, wild and aggressive, and he's fighting what appears to be our Team Rocket. He takes great delight in wrecking Team Rocket's shit.
Jesse finally puts an end to this however and grabs him in their globe. Ash vows to help P2 Ash to help him find his Pikachu, and has apparently assessed him to not be evil, and TEY SKAHE HADNS AND TEY HAND FROM A HART, but how will they search for Pikachu? P2 Clemont starts snickering and we see our versions of Clemont and Serena get worried because Ash hasn't come back, and they have no clue of how to go through the mirror themselves.
How do they find out where he went? Well, the future is now thanks to science. Clemont had a device ready in case just this occasion arose and has created "The Other Dimension Converter". It's a tiny device that looks exactly like a Magnemite, and is SUPPOSED to create a portal to another dimension. Instead it just explodes, like Magnemite tend to do.
Back in the evil dimension, P2 Clemont creates a circle, as he has prepared a MAGIC SPELL for just such an occasion.
Somewhere the "Pokémon Power" guy looks at his screen and screams "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
He calls it his "Magical Direction Finder", by calling upon the name of Satan he positions his stick in the middle of the circle, and drops it and says "Clemont Kadabra".
Somewhere Uri Geller is furiously dialing up his lawyer.
Back in our dimension Bonnie reads Clemont the Riot Act for fucking up yet again. Serena is sad, her man is gone and she may never see his sweet ass again.
P2 Pikachu furiously tries to escape Team Rocket's globe to no effect, as the twerps arrive... AT A CLIFF. Apparently Clemont forgot to play the Pokérap backwards. Team Rocket, from a much higher cliff take note of the double Ashes... Ash.. Ashs? Whatever, anyway Team Rocket decides to steal both Pikachu, because Two in the bush are better than One in the hand.
P2 Ash starts crying, because he can't stand the thought of never seeing Pikachu again. P1 Ash calms him down, just as Team Rocket steal Pikachu... again.
"Prepare for trouble, 'Hey, what' or not"
"And make it double, you can see what we've got"
"To protect the word from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of a twerpish twin"
"To extend our reach to the stars that spin"
"Jesse"
"and James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare yourselves for a fight"
"Meowth, that's right!"
WOOOOBBBBBUUUUUFFFFFFEEEEEETTTTT!"
Ash tells the P2 twerps about Team Rocket being no good, bad, evil, bad-niks, but Serena is confused, their Team Rocket are the "Heroes of Justice", who beat the shit out of bad guys. Ash demands the Pikachu back, but Meowth refuses until he grows up.
Oh shit, son.
Team Rocket send in Pumbkaboo and Inkay, and Ash sends in his Pokémon, STANDING AT 2'07", AND WEIGHING IN AT 47.4 lbs, THE FOREST CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, HAWLUCHA! and his wimpy alternate universe counterpart, hawlucha...
IT'S A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYAS! As both the Ashses's order their Pokémon to do a Karate Chop. P1 Hawlucha flies in on Inkay and wrecks his shit, while P2 hawlucha nervously walks forward with it's eyes closed allowing Pumpkaboo to easily dodge by moving slightly out of the way, as hawlucha makes itself as small as possible so as to not get in anyone's way.
Pumpkaboo flies around and kicks it. It's the saddest thing you can watch other than seeing someone getting killed by a Goomba on level fucking one.
Inkay comes back and blasts a Psybeam at P2 hawlucha, but P1 Hawlucha takes the hit for his partner, but it gets confused and before it can turn heel on its partner Ash recalls it. Pumpkaboo blasts P2 hawlucha with Shadow Ball knocking it into P2 Ash.
The Hawlucha won't be winning the Forest Tag Team Championships any time soon like that. Crybaby Ash lives up to his name, and cries some more. But Our Ash gives him a stern talking to, that pulls him together long enough for... ACTION HERO CLEMONT to grab the Pikachu and stomp poor Meowth's face in. Serena has Fennekin burn the containers, and the two Ash'eses blast off Team Rocket with a double Thunderbolt, and crybaby Ash finally gets some recognition.
Serena insists they go to the Pokémon Center as they watch the Sun set in the green sky... suddenly Clemont remembers, the legend says that after the sun sets a person who comes from a different dimension won't be able to go back to their own. Ash finds the mirror, but they're unsure of how to get it to work again.
Ash... of all people, figures that "wishing really hard" is what got the mirror to waver, so they figure doing it again will get it to work. He focuses really hard as the P1 twerps on the other side try to convince Bonnie that they will see Ash again, and suddenly, the mirror opens, and to Serena's excitement she sees Ash... not just one Ash, but two Ash. She's in heaven, but before she can give in to her urges, P2 Ash warns her that they have no time and Ash has to go back through the portal or she'll never see either Ash ever again.
The evil counterparts try tell our twerps to concentrate harder to keep the universes from shifting too far apart, with P2 Serena telling P1 Serena to concentrate on how much she wants to fuck Ash.
It works as the universes get closer, but not close enough, and Ash just jumps for it, almost not clearing the jump, but he makes it.
The two universes drift apart forever, and they each say their good-bye to each other, with P2 Serena telling her counterpart to take care of her Ash.
Bonnie is excited that the other Bonnie thinks they may meet again, and before Clemont can talk about inventing his new kajigger - possibly an exploding Magneton - Ash cuts him off, and they head off to locate a Pokémon Center, as Serena checks to make sure they stay on their journey.
And thus the twerps head off to the Pokémon Center as their Journey Continues...
Oh, hey it's Team Rocket... they're kind of stuck in the alternate dimension aren't they? As they walk they run into THEIR evil counterparts
"What's with this place is compassion and right" says P2 Jesse
"And goodness and caring with mercy and light" announces P2 James
"Heroes of Justice that's right!" bellows P2 Meowth
"WOOOBBBUUUFEETTTT!" proclaims and oddly deep voiced Wobbuffet
"OH NO!" screams our freaked out Team Rocket
"Team Rocket, good night" the P2 Team Rocket proclaim in unison
So, I guess we'll never see them again. Well, it was good knowing you.
BEST QUOTES:
P2
: HOLD ON! I'M THE ONLY ME, AND ANYONE WHO ISN'T ME IS NOT ME! Now, WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST SAY!?
P1
: Woah, that's kind of confusing.
P2: All these Ashes are scrambling my brain.
: This situation is starting to make my hair hurt.
P1: Give us back our Pikachu!
: Sure, soon as you grow up!
Reflection Cave. The crystals inside are extremely reflective, like mirrors. Ash, like an overly excited kid, continues to run farther into the cave away from his parents, when suddenly he notices something weird in a mirror he passes. He saw himself in it... well, that is how mirrors work, after all you are in...
Turns out the cave also doubles as a maze, because the twerps are having a hell of a time finding a way out and instead keep running into dead ends, as Serena guesses that maybe they should have made that left turn at Albuquerque after all. Well, nothing to do but turn back... well, I guess they can stay in the cave until they die of starvation, but Ash takes the more optimistic approach and again runs out in front, until running into yet another dead end.
Well, shit.
Ash runs back and in unable to locate the others, but manages to call out as Clemont tells him to stay put. He does until he notices something weird with the mirror again. He walks up to it, and as Ash is staring at the Man in the Mirror, it starts TO REACH OUT AND FUCKING SNATCH PIKACHU FROM HIS SHOULDER.
Well, shit.
The others hear Ash in the distance screaming, and show up just in time to see him fall through the mirror. Ash FINALLY makes it out of the cave to see the lovely green sky, same as it always was. He runs still looking for his Evil Twin and Pikachu until he hears Serena call him, only she's quite rude and calls him a crybaby. Ash is confused... well, more than usual, and rightfully this time, Serena never talks to him like this. Bonnie shows up and informs "brother dear" that she's located him, as Clemont runs with the quickness and all the way past the twerps, so fast that he has to double back.
Ash is impressed at how fast he's gotten, but Clemont confusingly tells him that he's always been the fastest of the group. Serena cuts the shit and gets back to the point, where's that Pikachu of his? Ash explains that it was stolen by his evil twin in the mirror, but the others think he's full of shit. Serena admits that he's much more different than the normal "crybaby Ash" that she knows, and the others figure that Ash must be looking for their "crybaby" Ash.
Clemont's evil twin seems to know an awful lot more about Reflection Cave than P1 Clemont and he explains the legend that there's an alternate world for EVERY mirror in the cave, he fails to mention however how alternate universes are almost always populated by evil twins. Ash finally catches on that these three are totally different than the twerps he knows. P2 Serena isn't quite sure how to take this information, and instead challenges our Ash to a battle, because this will some how prove that he's not their Ash, and thus I assume they'll kill him, since he's not of their world. Ash accepts because of course he would.
P2 Serena starts with who else but Fennekin (I assume she has no other Pokémon as well), so Ash chooses Froakie. Fennekin starts with Flamethrower, but it's neutralized by Water Pulse. P2 Serena sends Fennekin in with Scratch, but has difficulty dealing with Double Team, and Froakie puts it out with Bubble.
Ash wins!
Flawless Victory!
P2 Serena tries to save face by saying that she would NEVER lose to the Ash of their universe, and as they wonder where the "crybaby" Ash of their universe is, he timidly comes from behind a tree with Pikachu who immediately runs to our Ash's hands. P2 Clemont asks P2 Ash what's the deal, and he explains... in flashback form.
Right after P2 Ash lost to Serena, she talks shit as he starts to cry. What a wuss. Ash has had enough, he tells her to go fuck herself because he's going to travel alone from now on, and he runs off. He runs into the cave without regard for what potentially dangerous Pokémon might be inside ready to fuck up his dome peace, then he lost Pikachu. He ran through the cave, and began crying (or continued crying) until he saw Pikachu sitting on the Man in the Mirror, and that's when he snatched him from our Ash.
P2 Ash then realized that he wasn't his Pikachu and apologizes for stealing him. Ash tells him " no prob", because he got Pikachu and that's all that matters. He asks P2 Ash to tell him about his Pikachu, and he's essentially episode 1 Pikachu, wild and aggressive, and he's fighting what appears to be our Team Rocket. He takes great delight in wrecking Team Rocket's shit.
Jesse finally puts an end to this however and grabs him in their globe. Ash vows to help P2 Ash to help him find his Pikachu, and has apparently assessed him to not be evil, and TEY SKAHE HADNS AND TEY HAND FROM A HART, but how will they search for Pikachu? P2 Clemont starts snickering and we see our versions of Clemont and Serena get worried because Ash hasn't come back, and they have no clue of how to go through the mirror themselves.
How do they find out where he went? Well, the future is now thanks to science. Clemont had a device ready in case just this occasion arose and has created "The Other Dimension Converter". It's a tiny device that looks exactly like a Magnemite, and is SUPPOSED to create a portal to another dimension. Instead it just explodes, like Magnemite tend to do.
Back in the evil dimension, P2 Clemont creates a circle, as he has prepared a MAGIC SPELL for just such an occasion.
Somewhere the "Pokémon Power" guy looks at his screen and screams "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
He calls it his "Magical Direction Finder", by calling upon the name of Satan he positions his stick in the middle of the circle, and drops it and says "Clemont Kadabra".
Somewhere Uri Geller is furiously dialing up his lawyer.
Back in our dimension Bonnie reads Clemont the Riot Act for fucking up yet again. Serena is sad, her man is gone and she may never see his sweet ass again.
P2 Pikachu furiously tries to escape Team Rocket's globe to no effect, as the twerps arrive... AT A CLIFF. Apparently Clemont forgot to play the Pokérap backwards. Team Rocket, from a much higher cliff take note of the double Ashes... Ash.. Ashs? Whatever, anyway Team Rocket decides to steal both Pikachu, because Two in the bush are better than One in the hand.
P2 Ash starts crying, because he can't stand the thought of never seeing Pikachu again. P1 Ash calms him down, just as Team Rocket steal Pikachu... again.
"Prepare for trouble, 'Hey, what' or not"
"And make it double, you can see what we've got"
"To protect the word from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of a twerpish twin"
"To extend our reach to the stars that spin"
"Jesse"
"and James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare yourselves for a fight"
"Meowth, that's right!"
WOOOOBBBBBUUUUUFFFFFFEEEEEETTTTT!"
Ash tells the P2 twerps about Team Rocket being no good, bad, evil, bad-niks, but Serena is confused, their Team Rocket are the "Heroes of Justice", who beat the shit out of bad guys. Ash demands the Pikachu back, but Meowth refuses until he grows up.
Oh shit, son.
Team Rocket send in Pumbkaboo and Inkay, and Ash sends in his Pokémon, STANDING AT 2'07", AND WEIGHING IN AT 47.4 lbs, THE FOREST CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, HAWLUCHA! and his wimpy alternate universe counterpart, hawlucha...
IT'S A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYAS! As both the Ashses's order their Pokémon to do a Karate Chop. P1 Hawlucha flies in on Inkay and wrecks his shit, while P2 hawlucha nervously walks forward with it's eyes closed allowing Pumpkaboo to easily dodge by moving slightly out of the way, as hawlucha makes itself as small as possible so as to not get in anyone's way.
Pumpkaboo flies around and kicks it. It's the saddest thing you can watch other than seeing someone getting killed by a Goomba on level fucking one.
Inkay comes back and blasts a Psybeam at P2 hawlucha, but P1 Hawlucha takes the hit for his partner, but it gets confused and before it can turn heel on its partner Ash recalls it. Pumpkaboo blasts P2 hawlucha with Shadow Ball knocking it into P2 Ash.
The Hawlucha won't be winning the Forest Tag Team Championships any time soon like that. Crybaby Ash lives up to his name, and cries some more. But Our Ash gives him a stern talking to, that pulls him together long enough for... ACTION HERO CLEMONT to grab the Pikachu and stomp poor Meowth's face in. Serena has Fennekin burn the containers, and the two Ash'eses blast off Team Rocket with a double Thunderbolt, and crybaby Ash finally gets some recognition.
Serena insists they go to the Pokémon Center as they watch the Sun set in the green sky... suddenly Clemont remembers, the legend says that after the sun sets a person who comes from a different dimension won't be able to go back to their own. Ash finds the mirror, but they're unsure of how to get it to work again.
Ash... of all people, figures that "wishing really hard" is what got the mirror to waver, so they figure doing it again will get it to work. He focuses really hard as the P1 twerps on the other side try to convince Bonnie that they will see Ash again, and suddenly, the mirror opens, and to Serena's excitement she sees Ash... not just one Ash, but two Ash. She's in heaven, but before she can give in to her urges, P2 Ash warns her that they have no time and Ash has to go back through the portal or she'll never see either Ash ever again.
The evil counterparts try tell our twerps to concentrate harder to keep the universes from shifting too far apart, with P2 Serena telling P1 Serena to concentrate on how much she wants to fuck Ash.
It works as the universes get closer, but not close enough, and Ash just jumps for it, almost not clearing the jump, but he makes it.
The two universes drift apart forever, and they each say their good-bye to each other, with P2 Serena telling her counterpart to take care of her Ash.
Bonnie is excited that the other Bonnie thinks they may meet again, and before Clemont can talk about inventing his new kajigger - possibly an exploding Magneton - Ash cuts him off, and they head off to locate a Pokémon Center, as Serena checks to make sure they stay on their journey.
And thus the twerps head off to the Pokémon Center as their Journey Continues...
Oh, hey it's Team Rocket... they're kind of stuck in the alternate dimension aren't they? As they walk they run into THEIR evil counterparts
"What's with this place is compassion and right" says P2 Jesse
"And goodness and caring with mercy and light" announces P2 James
"Heroes of Justice that's right!" bellows P2 Meowth
"WOOOBBBUUUFEETTTT!" proclaims and oddly deep voiced Wobbuffet
"OH NO!" screams our freaked out Team Rocket
"Team Rocket, good night" the P2 Team Rocket proclaim in unison
So, I guess we'll never see them again. Well, it was good knowing you.
BEST QUOTES:
P2
: HOLD ON! I'M THE ONLY ME, AND ANYONE WHO ISN'T ME IS NOT ME! Now, WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I JUST SAY!?P1
: Woah, that's kind of confusing.P2
: All these Ashes are scrambling my brain.: This situation is starting to make my hair hurt.P1
: Give us back our Pikachu! : Sure, soon as you grow up!
