Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Jan 20, 2015 21:26:11 GMT -4
The twerps have finished stuffing their faces with free food, and decide to go off and do their things, Ash wants to train for his next Gym battle, Serena wants to prepare for her next performance, and Clemont wants to work on the next invention to blow up. Bonnie meanwhile decides she wants to explore the forest, and despite her getting lost multiple times before Clemont's A-OK with letting his little sister loose, to possibly die a violent death.
Little Sisters, you have them... then you wish they'd get lost to die in a forest. Bonnie keeps going, until she runs into three snot-nosed punks wearing trash telling her she's not allowed to go this way. Bonnie wants to know why, and the fat kid who's clearly failing English, despite speaking English... or Japanese, whatever, tells her it's their "opinion"... ha, what a dumb ass, the nerdy looking kid, who looks like Max from the past, before he got older, then older again, and traveled back in time, says that the word he actually meant was "dominion". With Bonnie's integrity challenged, it looks like it's...
Bonnie wants to know what the fuck they mean, and the girl... doesn't know. Young, not as creepy Max tells her that this means they oen the place. Bonnie knows that's a load of shit as they're clearly to young to own property in this area, what are they, like 5?
The girl gets snippy and tells Bonnie not to fuck with the "Lapras Defense Force". Bonnie then shocks them all, as she somehow knows there's a Lapras somewhere around the area. They're super scared of Bonnie's superior intellect and contemplate letting her join their side, they ask her name, and she out brains them again, and gets them to tell their names first.
The girl is Heidi, the fat kid is Kye, and younger, not as creepy, but much dumber Max is named Jay. Bonnie then introduces herself and Dedenne. The kids are again amazed at Bonnie having a Pokémon. She tells them that Dedenne is Clemont's Pokémon, and that Clemont begged on his knees to get Bonnie to take care of it. Heidi apparently completely misread that and now thinks Bonnie is All Growed Up!
Heidi then decides she'll let Bonnie join their stupid club if she lets her pet Dedenne. She obliges, and Heidi rubs cheeks with it, until Dedenne shocks her, thus showing how weak it is by it's inability to kill a young child as Heidi hops up, says she's fine and calls herself a grown up. Before the boys can pet Dedenne, a loud noise calls out, as they take Bonnie to their secret hideout, which happens to be a lake.
The Lapras Defense Force prepares to "move out", by tearing off their trash clothes (As loud banging can be heard on my door from someone named "FBI, OPEN THE DOOR THIS INSTANT, DIRTBAG!"), to reveal their bathing suits ("See, Mr. FBI Agent, it's not what it looks like! It's never what it looks like!"), Bonnie then tears off her clothes ("AGAIN? DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE THIS TALK?") to reveal her adorable Slowbro bathing suit ("See, not what it looks like, you can leave now, Sir.") that she must wear under her clothes at all times, because she had no way of knowing their was a lake nearby.
They then jump in the water, as Lapras springs forth from under them making a loud wailing sound that's sure to be making a certain former Dodgemaster whose name rhymes with "Pim" and is named Tim's skin crawl wherever he may be. Back on the rocks, Heidi tease Bonnie with Lapras' origin story, before telling her. After a big storm, they - three tiny little kids - were wandering through the forest alone, when no parental supervision what's-so-ever, following some tracks, until they reached the lake and saw Lapras. Heidi assures Lapras that it doesn't need to fear them as they notice it's hurt and heal it... somehow? Anyway, that lead to them "swarming" the Lapras Defense Force.
The kids then all play with Lapras, after Bonnie wonders why they keep Lapras a secret, Heidi uses surprising logic and believes that Pokémon Hunters or Pokémon Smugglers must be after it, but no word on Pokémon Banditos, and they'd rather not tell grown ups about it at all, because they're all lying assholes.
It starts to rain as the Twerps seek shelter in the Pokémon Center, and Clemont realizes the error of allowing his younger sister to roam the forest alone as they now have to set back out to find her. Bonnie and the Defense are in a cave and Heidi asks young, not yet creepy Max if she can have "some", and he knows what she means... the candy in his pocket, which I'm sure is a line Jay will use on girls when he gets older, and creepier.
He takes out his candy as Heidi snatches it, and doles it out to everyone. They all eat it in unison. It stops raining, and they head out to play again, as Lapras stays behind and starts crying. It's hot, and they have no idea what's wrong with it.
Just then Bonnie hears the twerps calling for her, Clemont checks it, and declares it's not something they can deal with as Serena learns from her Pokédex that Lapras can understand what people are saying, unlike all those other Pokémon.
Clemont wants to get Nurse Joy on it, but faces resistance from Heidi. Apparently one time they found an abandoned Eevee and took care of it, they were found out by their teacher and where promised they wouldn't get in trouble, as long as she told her what they were doing. And then shortly after she took Eevee away, never to be seen again.
The twerps understand what they're saying, but according to Ash, Lapras is circling the drain, so they have to do something fast, Clemont would rather not think about what that might mean for Lapras, then the kids start crying. Serena tries to cheer them up by telling them that Ash only said that because he cares about it's well-being, and they convince the kids to let them get Nurse Joy.
Meanwhile, at the Pokémon Center Team Rocket are arguing over how to divvy up their croissant, not to be confused with Pillsbury brand Crescents for Americans who can't spell "Croissant".
They attempt to Rock, Paper, scissor over it, as Inkay decides to make their choice for them, by eating it itself, proving that is is evil. Just then the twerps rush in and tell Nurse Joy the news.
Apparently she makes cave calls now, and sprays it's fin with some sort of potion. Later Lapras is back in the lake, and right as rain. Nurse Joy heads off as the Lapras defense Force thank her, she then thanks them for keeping it as well as they have. Nurse Joy then drops a bombshell on them, and tells them the Eevee they took care of it doing fine, and she took it to it's trainer, which is interesting, because how does she know its trainer specifically?
Meanwhile, Team Rocket sees Lapras and plan to steal it, because, why not?
Lapras despite being healed is crying again, Clemont surmises that according to the story they were told earlier, Lapras got swept through the forest (somehow) and it's home is in the ocean, and it wants to go back there. The Lapras defense Force are totally against this, until Serena convinces them that they like going home when they finish playing, so maybe Lapras wants the same freedom.
Serena uses her map to determine that the lake is connected to a river, and thus, the ocean. They head off, but are stopped by a huge rock, which probably explains why Lapras was trapped there. The twerps all let out their Pokémon and attack the rock at once, breaking the fuck out of it, and allowing them to continue to the river.
But before they do, a familiar voice tells them to prepare for trouble.
"Prepare for trouble, your good times are through!" - says Jesse
"And make it double, dooby-dooby-doo!" - says... Meowth?
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To put you twerpies on probation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"This motto stuff fits me like a glove!"
"It's Jesse!"
"Meowth!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or you can go fly a kite!"
"WO-BU-FEFTT!"
They dodge the question of why they're a member short and announce their plans to steal Lapras. Ash sends in Pikachu, and Jesse counters with Pumpkaboo. Ash tells the Lapras Defense Force to go ahead, while they keep Team Rocket busy, but before they can do so too long, Team Rocket's Magikarp sub blasts smoke at them, and they get away.
Bonnie leads the Lapras defense Force until they run into James standing ahead to cut them off. Wow, that's actually a great plan. James has Inkay blast Lapras with Psybeam, which makes it freak the fuck out, as Jesse and Meowth catch up and prepare to grab it with the arms on the Magikarp sub.
The Lapras Defense Force jumps on, and fight the Magikarp subs arms off with they're weapons of trash as Heidi tries to calm it down. She then takes another Candy from Young Max from the past (Jay, in case you forgot his "name") and this apparently settles it, and they swim off. Jesse sends Pumpkaboo after it with Shadow Ball, and it keeps dodging until hitting them with a Water Gun.
This pisses off Team Rocket, and then Jesse and James attack in unison, but before the attacks have a chance to land, they're blocked by two other Lapras. They freeze Team Rocket with Ice beam, as Ash comes in, and decides to finish what the Lapras did all by himself, because he can't help himself, and sends Team Rocket blasting off again.
The Lapras then meet up and start cooing at each other as a certain former Dodgemaster is probably somewhere tearing his ears off at the sound. Lapras says it's final good-bye and then fucks off with it's friends.
Heidi wonders if they'll see it again, Ash tells them they will, while neglecting to mention the laundry list of People and Pokémon he's promised to "see again", and hasn't.
Little Sisters, you have them... then you wish they'd get lost to die in a forest. Bonnie keeps going, until she runs into three snot-nosed punks wearing trash telling her she's not allowed to go this way. Bonnie wants to know why, and the fat kid who's clearly failing English, despite speaking English... or Japanese, whatever, tells her it's their "opinion"... ha, what a dumb ass, the nerdy looking kid, who looks like Max from the past, before he got older, then older again, and traveled back in time, says that the word he actually meant was "dominion". With Bonnie's integrity challenged, it looks like it's...
Bonnie wants to know what the fuck they mean, and the girl... doesn't know. Young, not as creepy Max tells her that this means they oen the place. Bonnie knows that's a load of shit as they're clearly to young to own property in this area, what are they, like 5?
The girl gets snippy and tells Bonnie not to fuck with the "Lapras Defense Force". Bonnie then shocks them all, as she somehow knows there's a Lapras somewhere around the area. They're super scared of Bonnie's superior intellect and contemplate letting her join their side, they ask her name, and she out brains them again, and gets them to tell their names first.
The girl is Heidi, the fat kid is Kye, and younger, not as creepy, but much dumber Max is named Jay. Bonnie then introduces herself and Dedenne. The kids are again amazed at Bonnie having a Pokémon. She tells them that Dedenne is Clemont's Pokémon, and that Clemont begged on his knees to get Bonnie to take care of it. Heidi apparently completely misread that and now thinks Bonnie is All Growed Up!
Heidi then decides she'll let Bonnie join their stupid club if she lets her pet Dedenne. She obliges, and Heidi rubs cheeks with it, until Dedenne shocks her, thus showing how weak it is by it's inability to kill a young child as Heidi hops up, says she's fine and calls herself a grown up. Before the boys can pet Dedenne, a loud noise calls out, as they take Bonnie to their secret hideout, which happens to be a lake.
The Lapras Defense Force prepares to "move out", by tearing off their trash clothes (As loud banging can be heard on my door from someone named "FBI, OPEN THE DOOR THIS INSTANT, DIRTBAG!"), to reveal their bathing suits ("See, Mr. FBI Agent, it's not what it looks like! It's never what it looks like!"), Bonnie then tears off her clothes ("AGAIN? DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE THIS TALK?") to reveal her adorable Slowbro bathing suit ("See, not what it looks like, you can leave now, Sir.") that she must wear under her clothes at all times, because she had no way of knowing their was a lake nearby.
They then jump in the water, as Lapras springs forth from under them making a loud wailing sound that's sure to be making a certain former Dodgemaster whose name rhymes with "Pim" and is named Tim's skin crawl wherever he may be. Back on the rocks, Heidi tease Bonnie with Lapras' origin story, before telling her. After a big storm, they - three tiny little kids - were wandering through the forest alone, when no parental supervision what's-so-ever, following some tracks, until they reached the lake and saw Lapras. Heidi assures Lapras that it doesn't need to fear them as they notice it's hurt and heal it... somehow? Anyway, that lead to them "swarming" the Lapras Defense Force.
The kids then all play with Lapras, after Bonnie wonders why they keep Lapras a secret, Heidi uses surprising logic and believes that Pokémon Hunters or Pokémon Smugglers must be after it, but no word on Pokémon Banditos, and they'd rather not tell grown ups about it at all, because they're all lying assholes.
It starts to rain as the Twerps seek shelter in the Pokémon Center, and Clemont realizes the error of allowing his younger sister to roam the forest alone as they now have to set back out to find her. Bonnie and the Defense are in a cave and Heidi asks young, not yet creepy Max if she can have "some", and he knows what she means... the candy in his pocket, which I'm sure is a line Jay will use on girls when he gets older, and creepier.
He takes out his candy as Heidi snatches it, and doles it out to everyone. They all eat it in unison. It stops raining, and they head out to play again, as Lapras stays behind and starts crying. It's hot, and they have no idea what's wrong with it.
Just then Bonnie hears the twerps calling for her, Clemont checks it, and declares it's not something they can deal with as Serena learns from her Pokédex that Lapras can understand what people are saying, unlike all those other Pokémon.
Clemont wants to get Nurse Joy on it, but faces resistance from Heidi. Apparently one time they found an abandoned Eevee and took care of it, they were found out by their teacher and where promised they wouldn't get in trouble, as long as she told her what they were doing. And then shortly after she took Eevee away, never to be seen again.
The twerps understand what they're saying, but according to Ash, Lapras is circling the drain, so they have to do something fast, Clemont would rather not think about what that might mean for Lapras, then the kids start crying. Serena tries to cheer them up by telling them that Ash only said that because he cares about it's well-being, and they convince the kids to let them get Nurse Joy.
Meanwhile, at the Pokémon Center Team Rocket are arguing over how to divvy up their croissant, not to be confused with Pillsbury brand Crescents for Americans who can't spell "Croissant".
They attempt to Rock, Paper, scissor over it, as Inkay decides to make their choice for them, by eating it itself, proving that is is evil. Just then the twerps rush in and tell Nurse Joy the news.
Apparently she makes cave calls now, and sprays it's fin with some sort of potion. Later Lapras is back in the lake, and right as rain. Nurse Joy heads off as the Lapras defense Force thank her, she then thanks them for keeping it as well as they have. Nurse Joy then drops a bombshell on them, and tells them the Eevee they took care of it doing fine, and she took it to it's trainer, which is interesting, because how does she know its trainer specifically?
Meanwhile, Team Rocket sees Lapras and plan to steal it, because, why not?
Lapras despite being healed is crying again, Clemont surmises that according to the story they were told earlier, Lapras got swept through the forest (somehow) and it's home is in the ocean, and it wants to go back there. The Lapras defense Force are totally against this, until Serena convinces them that they like going home when they finish playing, so maybe Lapras wants the same freedom.
Serena uses her map to determine that the lake is connected to a river, and thus, the ocean. They head off, but are stopped by a huge rock, which probably explains why Lapras was trapped there. The twerps all let out their Pokémon and attack the rock at once, breaking the fuck out of it, and allowing them to continue to the river.
But before they do, a familiar voice tells them to prepare for trouble.
"Prepare for trouble, your good times are through!" - says Jesse
"And make it double, dooby-dooby-doo!" - says... Meowth?
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To put you twerpies on probation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"This motto stuff fits me like a glove!"
"It's Jesse!"
"Meowth!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or you can go fly a kite!"
"WO-BU-FEFTT!"
They dodge the question of why they're a member short and announce their plans to steal Lapras. Ash sends in Pikachu, and Jesse counters with Pumpkaboo. Ash tells the Lapras Defense Force to go ahead, while they keep Team Rocket busy, but before they can do so too long, Team Rocket's Magikarp sub blasts smoke at them, and they get away.
Bonnie leads the Lapras defense Force until they run into James standing ahead to cut them off. Wow, that's actually a great plan. James has Inkay blast Lapras with Psybeam, which makes it freak the fuck out, as Jesse and Meowth catch up and prepare to grab it with the arms on the Magikarp sub.
The Lapras Defense Force jumps on, and fight the Magikarp subs arms off with they're weapons of trash as Heidi tries to calm it down. She then takes another Candy from Young Max from the past (Jay, in case you forgot his "name") and this apparently settles it, and they swim off. Jesse sends Pumpkaboo after it with Shadow Ball, and it keeps dodging until hitting them with a Water Gun.
This pisses off Team Rocket, and then Jesse and James attack in unison, but before the attacks have a chance to land, they're blocked by two other Lapras. They freeze Team Rocket with Ice beam, as Ash comes in, and decides to finish what the Lapras did all by himself, because he can't help himself, and sends Team Rocket blasting off again.
The Lapras then meet up and start cooing at each other as a certain former Dodgemaster is probably somewhere tearing his ears off at the sound. Lapras says it's final good-bye and then fucks off with it's friends.
Heidi wonders if they'll see it again, Ash tells them they will, while neglecting to mention the laundry list of People and Pokémon he's promised to "see again", and hasn't.