Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Nov 6, 2014 14:23:40 GMT -4
It's the sixth day of Professor Sycamore's summer camp, and thanks to shameless points laundering, Team Froakie and Team Squirtle are "tied", and in the "lead", it's time for the final event where the teams will be...
The event is set up as a tournament, and as always the three teams in the lead will receive points, but only if they're Team Froakie and Team Squirtle, the rest of the teams will yield their points to the crooked Professor so Froakie and Squirtle can win.
Clemont explains what a "Team Battle" is. Basically, you battle as a team.
Well, that needed a lot of explanation.
Ash tells Serena and Clemont that they can't lose... literally, and they'll be in the Hall of Fame.
Later the same day, the teams are battling... and that's it. Team Froakie have defeated team of nobodies and are in the finals, and against Team Squirtle. How fucking convenient.
Before we get to the fireworks factory the teams are allowed to have a strategy meeting before their big final battle. But before that Team rocket are finally ready to throw off the shackles of their oppressors and go back to what they do worst, stealing Pokémon.
Since everybody from Japan and/or vaguely Japan-like countries thinks in crude drawings, crude drawings show Team Rocket's equally crude plan to steal Pikachu, by stealing Squirtle "and the others" first, and using them as shields against Pikachu's Thunderbolt.
Team Rocket seem quite pleased with themselves as they loudly exposit their evil plan that they already know to each other loudly in full view of everyone with eyes and ears, loudly. Except the apparently deaf Madame Catherine who tells them to get to work on the next meal.
Obviously instead they go along with their plan, as she didn't say the magic word ("raise"). They meet up with Team Squirtle and offer to give their Pokémon a check-up and after they embarrass James by complimenting his cooking. Tierno points out the obvious, that this would be better handled by Nurse Joy, but Team Rocket are on their game as they make up an excuse about her being too busy, because we all know Pokémon Centers only service one set of Pokémon at a time.
The new twerps buy their lies and hand them over their Pokémon as Team Rocket maniacally rushes off.
Later, our regular twerps get their Pokémon back from Nurse Joy as Team Squirtle shows up to receive their Pokémon... except, Nurse Joy never got their Pokémon.
Somewhere in the forest Team Rocket push their Pokémon until pulling to a stop and anchoring them in place with Leech Seed.
Back at the Pokémon Center, Team Squirtle is explaining that the chefs collected their Pokémon, but they haven't seen them for a long time, so Ash thinks that they should split up and look for them. I already made the Scooby Doo joke, so, anyway the twerps all comply, and as they get outside Bunnelby starts doing a thing with it's ears. Apparently it's pointing, and Bunnelby and Fennekin run off in the same direction, as the twerps follow.
Meanwhile, Madame Catherine has found Team Rocket in the woods, why she was in the woods who knows? Probably burying the rest of what's left of Team Chikorita, as the twerps Pokémon show up.
MEOWTH IS THIS WEEK'S WHO'S THAT POKéMON, BTW!
Fennekin and Bunnelby start sniffing around the box they covered Shauna and the rest's Pokémon in, as Team Rocket try to keep up the charade in front of Madame Catherine, but Pikachu blows their cover and pulls up the sheet. Madame Catherine, keeping up the aloof chef who just happened to wander into the woods act, is able to surmise that those are Pokémon and not Vegetables... well, I guess Bulbasaur's kind of a vegetable.
Well, with their cover blown, there's only one thing left to do.
"Prepare for trouble, we don't think, we know!"
"And make it a multi kidnapping show!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jesse!"
"and James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the sped of light!"
Surrender now or prepare for a frantic food fight!
"Meowth, that's right!"
"WOBBBUFFFETTT!"
Ash fills everyone in on Team Rocket, and Madame Catherine can't believe they're not real chefs. They send their Pokémon in to fight, but first try to negotiate with Pikachu to save his friends.
Tierno and Trevs try to get their Pokémon to break out, but they're much to weak from the Leech Seed.
Apparently Clemont has learned that yelling at Team Rocket "No, Don't, Stop" doesn't work and secretly has Bunnelby sneak up on them with Dig, this distracts them long enough to send in Froakie and Fennekin. With Team Rocket out of sorts they try to attack, but Froakie splashes his sticky white liquid on their faces, and they're so disgusted they can't attack.
Then Fennekin breaks the Leech Seed with Scratch, and Froakie breaks the pen they were in with Cut.
With them out of danger, Pikachu's free to send Team Rocket blasting off again. And he does. And with them gone Madame Catherine has no one to give a raise to, so it's time to start the final battle.
Team Froakie has Fennekin, Pikachu and Chespin against Team Squirtle and Charmander, Squirtle and Bulbasaur.
Pikachu opens with Quick Attack, Trevs tries to stop him with Flamethrower, but Fennekin blocks it with her Flamethrower. Leaving Pikachu a clean shot, but Squirtle blocks it with Rapid Spin and knocks the Electric rodent into the Ocean.
Squirtle stops Rapid Spinning, and gets Fennekin wet with Water Gun. Clemont decides to finally do something and has Chespin use Vine Whip on Squirtle but it's blocked with another Rapid Spin.
Charmander then uses Flame Burst on Chespin, and the fireball breaks apart and hits the other Pokémon. Apparently this is it's additional ability.
Shauna then hits them with a Razor Leaf from Bulbasaur, and all of the twerps' Pokémon are on the mend. Somehow Sqiurtle's dancing is being used to mount Team Squirtle's attacks, and our twerps can't keep up... I'm not even going to pretend to understand how that makes sense.
Shauna then has Bulbasaur collect energy for Solar Beam, and to buy time Squirtle uses Aqua tail on Fennekin. Serena goes for Hidden Power to block, but it doesn't work, and Fennekin is the first one down.
Charmander goes for Flamethrower on Pikachu, but he dodges as Shauna unleashes Solar Beam, but Chespin manages to save Pikachu from a direct hit by picking him up with Vine Whip, allowing Pikachu to knock out Charmander with Thunderbolt.
Squirtle goes for another Rapid Spin, but it's unable to dodge Chespin's Vine Whip, as Pikachu sends an Electro-Ball Bulbasaur's way. Who, was kind of just standing there, not doing nothing, knocking it out.
Tierno has his back against the ropes but isn't giving up as he has Squirtle go for another Aqua Tail, Pikachu dodges and responds with Thunderbolt knocking it out, winning the tournament for Team Froakie enshrining them in the Hall of Fame, over Team Chikorita's dead bodies. Serena's not that jazzed, because she got her ass handed to her so easily, but the others tell her she can learn from this and cheer her up.
Team Squirtle console their Pokémon as poor Squirtle cries. Sycamore has a treat for the living trainers as the final night ends with a big fireworks show. Ash wants to learn more about Tierno's battling style, "the way it moves and groves". Ash think it'll be effective against the upcoming Fighting-type gym, Clemont thinks they make moves flow better.
Somehow using dance moves lets them read their opponents movements.
OK, sure. Whatever.
Shauna has asked Tierno to show her, because it will help in her showcases, which actually makes sense.
Ash let's out his Pokémon, and they goofily dance into the night. The next day, Sycamore officially closes the camp and sends the children all back out into the world alone to bum around, cockfight and live on the government.
The twerps all say their goodbyes to montages of things that have happened as Shauna reminds Serena they have a date, and they all head on their own separate ways.
Will Tierno's goof dancing help Ash beat Korrina, well there's only one way to find out, wait another week and see, as the journey is...
BEST QUOTES
Madame Catherine: Those are Pokémon, and no matter what you say those are definitely not Vegetables.
The event is set up as a tournament, and as always the three teams in the lead will receive points, but only if they're Team Froakie and Team Squirtle, the rest of the teams will yield their points to the crooked Professor so Froakie and Squirtle can win.
Clemont explains what a "Team Battle" is. Basically, you battle as a team.
Well, that needed a lot of explanation.
Ash tells Serena and Clemont that they can't lose... literally, and they'll be in the Hall of Fame.
Later the same day, the teams are battling... and that's it. Team Froakie have defeated team of nobodies and are in the finals, and against Team Squirtle. How fucking convenient.
Before we get to the fireworks factory the teams are allowed to have a strategy meeting before their big final battle. But before that Team rocket are finally ready to throw off the shackles of their oppressors and go back to what they do worst, stealing Pokémon.
Since everybody from Japan and/or vaguely Japan-like countries thinks in crude drawings, crude drawings show Team Rocket's equally crude plan to steal Pikachu, by stealing Squirtle "and the others" first, and using them as shields against Pikachu's Thunderbolt.
Team Rocket seem quite pleased with themselves as they loudly exposit their evil plan that they already know to each other loudly in full view of everyone with eyes and ears, loudly. Except the apparently deaf Madame Catherine who tells them to get to work on the next meal.
Obviously instead they go along with their plan, as she didn't say the magic word ("raise"). They meet up with Team Squirtle and offer to give their Pokémon a check-up and after they embarrass James by complimenting his cooking. Tierno points out the obvious, that this would be better handled by Nurse Joy, but Team Rocket are on their game as they make up an excuse about her being too busy, because we all know Pokémon Centers only service one set of Pokémon at a time.
The new twerps buy their lies and hand them over their Pokémon as Team Rocket maniacally rushes off.
Later, our regular twerps get their Pokémon back from Nurse Joy as Team Squirtle shows up to receive their Pokémon... except, Nurse Joy never got their Pokémon.
Somewhere in the forest Team Rocket push their Pokémon until pulling to a stop and anchoring them in place with Leech Seed.
Back at the Pokémon Center, Team Squirtle is explaining that the chefs collected their Pokémon, but they haven't seen them for a long time, so Ash thinks that they should split up and look for them. I already made the Scooby Doo joke, so, anyway the twerps all comply, and as they get outside Bunnelby starts doing a thing with it's ears. Apparently it's pointing, and Bunnelby and Fennekin run off in the same direction, as the twerps follow.
Meanwhile, Madame Catherine has found Team Rocket in the woods, why she was in the woods who knows? Probably burying the rest of what's left of Team Chikorita, as the twerps Pokémon show up.
MEOWTH IS THIS WEEK'S WHO'S THAT POKéMON, BTW!
Fennekin and Bunnelby start sniffing around the box they covered Shauna and the rest's Pokémon in, as Team Rocket try to keep up the charade in front of Madame Catherine, but Pikachu blows their cover and pulls up the sheet. Madame Catherine, keeping up the aloof chef who just happened to wander into the woods act, is able to surmise that those are Pokémon and not Vegetables... well, I guess Bulbasaur's kind of a vegetable.
Well, with their cover blown, there's only one thing left to do.
"Prepare for trouble, we don't think, we know!"
"And make it a multi kidnapping show!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jesse!"
"and James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the sped of light!"
Surrender now or prepare for a frantic food fight!
"Meowth, that's right!"
"WOBBBUFFFETTT!"
Ash fills everyone in on Team Rocket, and Madame Catherine can't believe they're not real chefs. They send their Pokémon in to fight, but first try to negotiate with Pikachu to save his friends.
Tierno and Trevs try to get their Pokémon to break out, but they're much to weak from the Leech Seed.
Apparently Clemont has learned that yelling at Team Rocket "No, Don't, Stop" doesn't work and secretly has Bunnelby sneak up on them with Dig, this distracts them long enough to send in Froakie and Fennekin. With Team Rocket out of sorts they try to attack, but Froakie splashes his sticky white liquid on their faces, and they're so disgusted they can't attack.
Then Fennekin breaks the Leech Seed with Scratch, and Froakie breaks the pen they were in with Cut.
With them out of danger, Pikachu's free to send Team Rocket blasting off again. And he does. And with them gone Madame Catherine has no one to give a raise to, so it's time to start the final battle.
Team Froakie has Fennekin, Pikachu and Chespin against Team Squirtle and Charmander, Squirtle and Bulbasaur.
Pikachu opens with Quick Attack, Trevs tries to stop him with Flamethrower, but Fennekin blocks it with her Flamethrower. Leaving Pikachu a clean shot, but Squirtle blocks it with Rapid Spin and knocks the Electric rodent into the Ocean.
Squirtle stops Rapid Spinning, and gets Fennekin wet with Water Gun. Clemont decides to finally do something and has Chespin use Vine Whip on Squirtle but it's blocked with another Rapid Spin.
Charmander then uses Flame Burst on Chespin, and the fireball breaks apart and hits the other Pokémon. Apparently this is it's additional ability.
Shauna then hits them with a Razor Leaf from Bulbasaur, and all of the twerps' Pokémon are on the mend. Somehow Sqiurtle's dancing is being used to mount Team Squirtle's attacks, and our twerps can't keep up... I'm not even going to pretend to understand how that makes sense.
Shauna then has Bulbasaur collect energy for Solar Beam, and to buy time Squirtle uses Aqua tail on Fennekin. Serena goes for Hidden Power to block, but it doesn't work, and Fennekin is the first one down.
Charmander goes for Flamethrower on Pikachu, but he dodges as Shauna unleashes Solar Beam, but Chespin manages to save Pikachu from a direct hit by picking him up with Vine Whip, allowing Pikachu to knock out Charmander with Thunderbolt.
Squirtle goes for another Rapid Spin, but it's unable to dodge Chespin's Vine Whip, as Pikachu sends an Electro-Ball Bulbasaur's way. Who, was kind of just standing there, not doing nothing, knocking it out.
Tierno has his back against the ropes but isn't giving up as he has Squirtle go for another Aqua Tail, Pikachu dodges and responds with Thunderbolt knocking it out, winning the tournament for Team Froakie enshrining them in the Hall of Fame, over Team Chikorita's dead bodies. Serena's not that jazzed, because she got her ass handed to her so easily, but the others tell her she can learn from this and cheer her up.
Team Squirtle console their Pokémon as poor Squirtle cries. Sycamore has a treat for the living trainers as the final night ends with a big fireworks show. Ash wants to learn more about Tierno's battling style, "the way it moves and groves". Ash think it'll be effective against the upcoming Fighting-type gym, Clemont thinks they make moves flow better.
Somehow using dance moves lets them read their opponents movements.
OK, sure. Whatever.
Shauna has asked Tierno to show her, because it will help in her showcases, which actually makes sense.
Ash let's out his Pokémon, and they goofily dance into the night. The next day, Sycamore officially closes the camp and sends the children all back out into the world alone to bum around, cockfight and live on the government.
The twerps all say their goodbyes to montages of things that have happened as Shauna reminds Serena they have a date, and they all head on their own separate ways.
Will Tierno's goof dancing help Ash beat Korrina, well there's only one way to find out, wait another week and see, as the journey is...
BEST QUOTES
Madame Catherine: Those are Pokémon, and no matter what you say those are definitely not Vegetables.
