Post by Die Lobsterguy on Nov 3, 2014 9:47:21 GMT -4
'Sup, Dodgers. Depending on where you live right now, it is currently November 3rd. In which case it means that I, Cornelius Thaddeus-Chaddeus Humblumb Blumpkin Goldheim Westershire Mistah Boston Die Lobsterguyington III Jr., Esq: The Revenge, am now 21 years old!
But see I'm weird about birthdays. I don't like to celebrate them, I instead like to spend the day giving back to the people close to me. That's why I left some beers for my bros at work, I'm taking some friends out for lunch, and you, my dear Dodgers, are getting treated to something, too. Because as sad as it sounds, I consider you all to be rather close to me, like the way the small and large intestine are close to each other. Today I'm choosing to commemorate my birth by giving away a shiny version of one of my favorite Pokemon to all of you.
CrazyDiamond
@ Leftovers
Relaxed Nature
Unaware
252 HP/252 Def/4 SpDef
Earthquake
Scald
Recover
Curse
I took the liberty of spending all of last night cloning this bad boy to give out today. This fucker is shiny, he's got 5 perfect IVs (the missing one being speed) and he already has his EVs maxed out so all you need to do is level him up. I was saving this guy to use for when ORAS came out, but I figured it would be more fun to give them away to share that crazy goodness.
How do I get one of these from you?
It's simple. All you need is a Bunnelby and an internet connection. Put the Bunnelby up on the GTS and type in the description "Pokemopolis" so I know it's one of you's guys. Also make a post here so I know when to check.
Are these things legit?
Other than the manner in which I obtained roughly 70 of these guys yes, they are all 100% real and should pass any legitimacy tests they go through.
Can you give mine a special nickname?
No. You either get CrazyDiamond or you get nothing.
Can I get a second one?
I don't see why not, I just ask you wait a while in between requests so that everyone who wants one gets one before people come asking for seconds.
Can I get a THIRD?
Don't be greedy man c'mon.
I find cloning Pokemon to be unethical and I think what you're doing here isn't right
Although I respect your opinion I prefer you not bring it here.
I wasn't here November 3rd, can I still get one?
Sure, so long as I still have some. Can't blame you for not checking in on a site every now and then with such little going on.
Put dem bunnies up, Dodgers, and I hope you enjoy what I put so much effort into breeding.
Also I'm making this the general birthday thread as well for anyone else who wants to mention theirs here.
But see I'm weird about birthdays. I don't like to celebrate them, I instead like to spend the day giving back to the people close to me. That's why I left some beers for my bros at work, I'm taking some friends out for lunch, and you, my dear Dodgers, are getting treated to something, too. Because as sad as it sounds, I consider you all to be rather close to me, like the way the small and large intestine are close to each other. Today I'm choosing to commemorate my birth by giving away a shiny version of one of my favorite Pokemon to all of you.
CrazyDiamond
@ Leftovers
Relaxed Nature
Unaware
252 HP/252 Def/4 SpDef
Earthquake
Scald
Recover
Curse
I took the liberty of spending all of last night cloning this bad boy to give out today. This fucker is shiny, he's got 5 perfect IVs (the missing one being speed) and he already has his EVs maxed out so all you need to do is level him up. I was saving this guy to use for when ORAS came out, but I figured it would be more fun to give them away to share that crazy goodness.
How do I get one of these from you?
It's simple. All you need is a Bunnelby and an internet connection. Put the Bunnelby up on the GTS and type in the description "Pokemopolis" so I know it's one of you's guys. Also make a post here so I know when to check.
Are these things legit?
Other than the manner in which I obtained roughly 70 of these guys yes, they are all 100% real and should pass any legitimacy tests they go through.
Can you give mine a special nickname?
No. You either get CrazyDiamond or you get nothing.
Can I get a second one?
I don't see why not, I just ask you wait a while in between requests so that everyone who wants one gets one before people come asking for seconds.
Can I get a THIRD?
Don't be greedy man c'mon.
I find cloning Pokemon to be unethical and I think what you're doing here isn't right
Although I respect your opinion I prefer you not bring it here.
I wasn't here November 3rd, can I still get one?
Sure, so long as I still have some. Can't blame you for not checking in on a site every now and then with such little going on.
Put dem bunnies up, Dodgers, and I hope you enjoy what I put so much effort into breeding.
Also I'm making this the general birthday thread as well for anyone else who wants to mention theirs here.
