Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Jun 15, 2014 12:17:43 GMT -4
At a Pokémon Center most definitely not located in Cyllage City, a weird cartoon voice welcomes viewers back to "Pokévision Live".The voice belongs to what appeas to be a talking "Number one", showing us more rankings. Number Four is "Snowcapped Onix", which is basically just an Onix sitting in the snow. If that got to number four, the others must a sucked major ass.
Ash has never heard of Pokévision, which is amazing to serena since "everybody" has, but as evidenced by Ash clearly everyone hasn't. Then again, we probably shouldn't be using Ash as a barometer for everybody.
Clemont helpfully explains that Pokévision are promotional videos trainers make to show off their Pokémon to complete strangers. Ash doesn't get it (surprise). Video Number Two is another lame video of a Psyduck kind of staring at a Sunset, Bonnie of course finds Psyduck cute, but goddamn, is this what gets people in the Kalos region excited? These people live miserable lives.
Video Number Two is a video sure to get Brock standing at attention where ever the hell he's at, as it's a Nurse Joy and her hideous abomination Wigglytuff. Clemont explains further, that people upload these videos to the internet for strangers to rank.
Finally, it's time for Video Number One. And it's a cute girl named Aria and her Fennekin, how surprising that a cute girl won a ranking competition voted on by weirdoes on the internet. Either way, Bonnie knew Aria was going to win. Clemont explains that after winning a meaningless internet ranking competition, Aria went on to become a famous pop superstar, which in Japan means that someone somewhere has a body pillow of the poor girl lying around somewhere.
While Bonnie and Chespin are dazzled at the cute Fennekin on the TV screen, the Fennekin sitting right next to them doesn't seem to be taking to it quite as well. Ash admits that that is a cute... as Serena waits dejectedly at the next words out of his mouth, he finishes with Fennekin.
Serena let's out a sigh of relief that her man doesn't have wandering eyes, for the next piece of hot ass he sees. Serena apparently picks up on Fennekin's white-hot rage and says that hers is just as cute as the identical Fennekin on the TV screen, and Bonnie says that Serena is AT LEAST as cute as Aria, which sounds like a very odd attempt at a compliment. Clemont is sure that you can rent equipment to make a Pokévision video here, and Serena declares it's time for her debut, it's none other but...
Serena always knew that she'd be making a video of herself to upload to weirdies on the internet, whenever she got around to getting a Pokémon that is. Bonnie wants to make one with Dedenne, but Clemont shoots her down, because Dedenne is not her Pokémon. So, she thinks of the next best thing, and that is to make a video for Clemont to finally get him a woman.
Serena wants Ash's help to make this video that's been important to her to make for all of the last twenty minutes, but turns her down, because he wants to do Special Trainin' ™.
Oh, Ash, turning down his ready and willing girlfriend to play with his sentient fighting animals. She's going to cry herself to sleep on many nights when they finally tie that knot, so she better get used to it.
Ash has a logical reason though, showing that the only thing he has finesse in is battling, he explains if he can't counter Onix's Rock Tomb he's dead in the water, and then we'll spend another twenty episodes as he tries to counter him.
Serena salvages what's left of her enthusiasm, and drafts "the rest" of the twerps to help her, and they head to a place with a guy with a slight Joisey Accent who tells them after they shoot everything, they just give it to him, and he'll do all the editing for them, and add a soundtrack, I guess free of charge, because clearly you can't expect the twerps to pay for things.
Bonnie declares that she's going to make Clemont a big star, as he tries to shy away to the background, as the man tells the twerps that they have "QWITE AN' EXTENSIBE WA'DROBE DEPA'MENT".
Later, on location the Twerps get ready to shoot Clemont's OKCupid profile video under the direction of Bonnie. Clemont is uber nervous, and stutters and stammers his way through his speech, Chespin meanwhile jumps up in front on the video. Bonnie has them cut, and chews them out for fucking up the take, telling Clemont that his voice is getting softer and softer, as imaginary symbolic weights bash his brains in. Serena has a brilliant idea, though. Why not have Bonnie do on location Voice Acting for Clemont.
It's Take Two, and Bonnie does an admirable job providing voice over for Clemont, we don't get to see how it ends, but we see Clemont collapsing to the ground.
And now it's time for Serena and Fennekin's video debut. First Fennekin wears a matching hat to Serena's as she declares she wants video of them running through the woods. Well, as you'd guess this is Clemont's queue because the future is now, thanks to science. Clemont thought they'd encounter a situation in which Serena wanted to record herself for weirdoes on the internet, because this is totally a situation that comes up all the time.
It's the "PokéStar Shooter", a weird bipedal robot with a clapperboard for a left hand, and a boom mic for the right one. Clemont assures the twerps that his new gizmo can produce different kinds of shots as professionally as PokéStar Studios back in Unova.
The Camera is turned on, and walks up to Serena and Fennekin, and starts sticking it's phallic lens in the pair's faces. Serena kind of goes along with it, stealing her man's line about Science being amazing, as Fennekin haughtily turns her nose on it.
As he sets the girls (I assume Fennekin's a girl?) up for their shot, it begins capturing them running through the field, then immediately starts charging at them. Clemont's remote breaks and he tells the girls to run away, as it goes haywire... while still technically doing it's job. After all, it was told to get video of Serena and Fennekin running though the field, and it is getting that footage. There was nothing about not chasing them to achieve that footage.
Meanwhile, in a totally different part of our story, Ash, Fletchling, Pikachu and Froakie all huddle around as Ash gives them all a motivational speech about besting Onix's Rock Tomb. Before they can get to far, they catch a glimpse of Serena and Fennekin running for their loves being hounded by one of Clemont's inventions.
They ask Ash to help do something, because apparently Bunnelby and Chespin are on a smoke break and can't be bothered to help. Ash has Pikachu use Electro Ball on the robot and it explodes it and saves the girls. Surely Fennekin and Serena will get down on all fours (if Fennekin wasn't already on all fours) to congratulate Pikachu and Ash respectively, right?
Wrong. Serena bitches at Ash because now she's covered in Black Soot, and Fennekin fires an Ember that connects at Ash, that it clearly couldn't use on the robot that was chasing them. Ungrateful bitches, maybe next time Ash should just let Clemont's invention kill them, see if they're so ungrateful then.
Serena mentions that Fennekin likes to stay clean - apparently more than it likes to stay alive - as she sits in a precarious position to the camera that forces her to keep her arm in front of her skirt, to prevent the children at home from getting their first look at what girls hide up their skirts.
Bonnie changes the subject and declares that this may be the perfect time for a wardrobe change, they change and now they're both dressed as Fennekin with matching bows... well, I guess Fennekin is always dressed like a Fennekin, minus the bow.
Everyone is amazed at the girls' look... hilariously except for Ash, who just kind of stands their like a dope stoically looking at his scantily dressed furry girlfriend.
Bonnie begs Ash to help, but he'd much rather continue his training than look at half naked girls, but serena finally manages to talk him into it, by promising that taking a break will hep with his training. So, he begrudgingly agrees to help.
So, they shoot the furry scene, with Ash and Pikachu holding those light screen photographers and such use to control the lighting, and the next scene is Serena and Fennekin baking goodies together. They're wearing matching aprons, and Pikachu makes a cameo in this scene.
They roll and Serena mixes ingredients in her bowl, until it's time for her to call Pikachu over with the powdered sugar. Pikachu walks over with it, until losing his balance and dropping the powdered sugar. Unfortunately it ends up all on Fennekin, who doesn't understand an honest mistake and takes umbrage and fires off another Ember, that again blasts Ash in the face. This is what he gets for helping his woman with her video project.
Serena cleans off the little brat, as Bonnie comments on how Fennekin seems to love to stay clean. Serena interjects that she's constantly cleaning herself because getting dirty is so upsetting. Even more upsetting than being murdered quite apparently. Serena agrees with Clemont's assessment that she's like Fennekin because she likes to stay clean, unlike everybody else in the world who likes to wallow in their own feces, I guess.
Later they wrap on the final scene, which sees Serena in a large tiered Princess Peach-esque dress, and get ready to make that "nice man" do all the work of editing together their shlock.
Team Rocket look on from an alley-way, and decide to follow Meowth's lead of using their mess to their advantage.
They get back to the PokéVision studio and apparently the editing machine is broken... so, like... one computer? Mr. Joisey Accent tells them that he only LEF' DA ROOM FA' A MINUTE. And since I get the feeling he pirated the editing software, he can't call the company and get it restored.
Ash ponders why they don't just upload the raw footage to the internet, and it's dumb statements like that that totally justifies why they need someone else to actually edit the video for them.
Suddenly the twerps hear someone call out about Pokévision production. They rush out to see three people, a lady in a red dress and gloves, a man with sunglasses and an effeminate lisp, and a small furry man with whiskers, your typical Hollywood types. They're a Pokévision production company, which pigeon-holes them into a very small market. They usher the twerps in and offer them a glimpse at what they can do.
The small furry man pushes a button on the computer, and the production company logo plays, it's a Meowth growling in the vein of the MGM Lion, though obviously not as ferocious. Next we see the woman in a series of scenes, such as the classic James Bond opening, a scene with a spaceship made out of a Pumbkaboo and Inkay, and being hounded by a giant Wobbufet with a cardboard mullet squealing "acting" during every scene. The pitch video ends with Jesselona asking if she can count on them.
Well, the video is edited, and has a soundtrack, so the twerps figure they can help them with the editing. The twerps offer their disk of unedited video and the three seem immediately offended. Jesselona introduces herself as an accomplished make-up artist and actress, the blue haired man is the Pokévision producer, and the small furry man introduces himself as Director, SpeilMeow. They inform them that they have no intention on using footage shot by amateurs such as them, as wave are seen crashing behind them, for some reason.
The trio begin grabbing the twerps Pokémon, the twerps haven't caught on, and now wonder what they're going to use for costumes, and would like to actually watch them work. As the three head through the curtain, serena actually does pick up that something is amiss with those three. Of course, it could just be the lack of cocaine lying around in the open, as they are supposedly Hollywood types.
They then rush through the curtain, and discover... nothing, it's just an empty room, they look up to see their Pokémon in a glass case, under the balloon of none other than Team Rocket!
"Prepare for trouble, your vision is good"
"To bad your heads are made out of wood"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jesse"
"and James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare for one cinematic fight"
"Meowth, that's right!"
"WOOOBBB-UFETT!"
Clemont puts two and two together and figures he wouldn't be surprised if they broke the editing machine (computer). The twerps yell at Team Rocket to give their Pokémon back, and surprisingly they don't oblige, and instead just shoot smoke from the Happy Buddha Faced Meowth Balloon at them... which would logically leave a trail of smoke for them to follow, but whatever.
Ash sends in Fletchling to follow them. Meanwhile, in a cave somewhere, Pikachu tries to break the glass case holding them - while Fennekin and Dedenne watch and offer no help - by running into it head first, as Team Rocket on top of the cave (shouldn't they probably be watching the case?) all toast to a job well done, with paper cups, except Wobbufet, who went for the whole bucket.
Well, now that the Twerps' Pokémon are caught, and surely not trying to escape, Jesse decides it's time fr their next pokévision production.
Jesse's back in her "Jesselona" costume as she gets blown and wet... because James and Meowth are using a giant fan and spraying her with water from Wobbufet's hose. What did you think I meant?
She soliloquizes about being the "greatest actor of them all", and James and Meowth worry if she's become the mask and has lost her mind on this one. Fletchling manages to find them and reports back to the twerps, meanwhile in the cave Pikachu - still with no help from Fennekin or Dedenne - Iron Tails the glass case, and finally makes a dent. With the hard part out of the way, Dedenne and Fennekin start attacking the spot Pikachu broke, in that "I'm only doing the ass end of work, so it looks like I actually did something, even though I mostly mulled around and watched someone else do all the work" way and break the glass.
The Pokémon now free run out of the cave they were left unsupervised in to see a giant puddle at the mouth, by way of Team Rocket shooting Jesse's video. Pikachu and Dedenne run off to the other side, while Fennekin timidly puts it's paw in the muddy water and recoils in horror.
Just the the twerps catch up to them, and Team Rocket finally notices that the Pokémon escaped when they weren't watching them. Jesse's upset their ruining her movie magic and tells the twerps to take their "paltry Pokémon", which is kind of the exact opposite of what they want.
Pikachu and Dedenne make it back to Ash and Bonnie fine, but Fennekin still refuses to cross the puddle. Serena repeats that Fennekin hates to get dirty like her, even at the cost of her life as we've all seen. Serena then runs through the extremely shallow muddy puddle, because apparently she threw Fennekin's Pokéball in the trash at some point, and despite Jesse pretty much telling the twerps to take their Pokémon, James sends in Inkay to stop Serena from getting Fennekin. the Psybeam stops Serena short, and knocks her face first into the shallow puddle of harmless muddy water.
Serena then begins having flashbacks of Fennekin being their to protect her, and makes off again. Jesse seems to have realized that giving the twerps their Pokémon isn't quite what they were meant to do, and has Pumbkaboo use Shadow Ball, which is immediately negated by Thunderbolt from Pikachu, which AGAIN knocks Serena back face-first into the puddle. Fennekin finally nuts up, and rushes through the horribly harmless mud puddle and into serena's arms.
Jesse has Pumbkaboo use Frustration on Serena and Fennekin, and Fennekin counters with... Flamethrower! I feel bad for anyone who slightly inconveniences her by getting her fur a little muffed now. Ash has Pikahu finish the job, by blasting off Team Rocket with Thunderbolt.
Later, back at the Pokémon center, Serena cleans up Fennekin, while apparently she just got out of a bath herself, as she's covered in towels. Bonnie shuffles in to tell Serena that the Pokévision video is done. I assume the other twerps told the guy how they wanted the video edited, since he'd have no clue on his own.
They head to a small theatre room, where Joisey Boy, who's accent seems to have slipped, starts the video.
The video opens with Serena introducing herself and Fennekin, announcing they love to make sweet treats, eating them, which shows a disgusting scene of Serena eating after Fennekin from the same spoon. And they love to dress up and look their best, which apparently involves wearing way too many bows, and the Princess Peach dress from earlier. The video concludes with Serena teling strangers on the internet that if they see them around, please stop them to say Hi.
Bonnie, Clemont and Chespin all congratulate them on how great the video was, Serena then specifically asks Ash what he thinks, and he thinks it was awesome. Serena takes special delight in Ash apparently enjoying her video, the narrator closes by stating that thanks to Pokévision, Serena and Fennekin's love and soft, supple bodies are now on the internet for all to see. ALL TO SEE!
As the twerps ever meandering journey to Cyllage City continues.
Oh, but first, we get a look at Bonnie's video of Clemont, (S)He introduces himself as Clemont, introduces Clemont's Pokémon, and announces that he's a Handsome Gym Leader from Lumiose, Bonnie goes on to explain that Clemont is shy but gentle, but fails to mention if he likes long walks on the beach. Suddenly during the video, Chespin jumps infront of the camera, and Bunnelyby gets in his face about it, throwing off Bonnie, who forgets to do her "Clemont" voice and orders the two to stop. They ignore her, and start firing off attacks, fucking up the take.
Bonnie in her regular voice tells the ladies at home, "that's her big brother", as the camera falls.
Panties are dropping at this very moment, I'm sure.
Ash has never heard of Pokévision, which is amazing to serena since "everybody" has, but as evidenced by Ash clearly everyone hasn't. Then again, we probably shouldn't be using Ash as a barometer for everybody.
Clemont helpfully explains that Pokévision are promotional videos trainers make to show off their Pokémon to complete strangers. Ash doesn't get it (surprise). Video Number Two is another lame video of a Psyduck kind of staring at a Sunset, Bonnie of course finds Psyduck cute, but goddamn, is this what gets people in the Kalos region excited? These people live miserable lives.
Video Number Two is a video sure to get Brock standing at attention where ever the hell he's at, as it's a Nurse Joy and her hideous abomination Wigglytuff. Clemont explains further, that people upload these videos to the internet for strangers to rank.
Finally, it's time for Video Number One. And it's a cute girl named Aria and her Fennekin, how surprising that a cute girl won a ranking competition voted on by weirdoes on the internet. Either way, Bonnie knew Aria was going to win. Clemont explains that after winning a meaningless internet ranking competition, Aria went on to become a famous pop superstar, which in Japan means that someone somewhere has a body pillow of the poor girl lying around somewhere.
While Bonnie and Chespin are dazzled at the cute Fennekin on the TV screen, the Fennekin sitting right next to them doesn't seem to be taking to it quite as well. Ash admits that that is a cute... as Serena waits dejectedly at the next words out of his mouth, he finishes with Fennekin.
Serena let's out a sigh of relief that her man doesn't have wandering eyes, for the next piece of hot ass he sees. Serena apparently picks up on Fennekin's white-hot rage and says that hers is just as cute as the identical Fennekin on the TV screen, and Bonnie says that Serena is AT LEAST as cute as Aria, which sounds like a very odd attempt at a compliment. Clemont is sure that you can rent equipment to make a Pokévision video here, and Serena declares it's time for her debut, it's none other but...
Serena always knew that she'd be making a video of herself to upload to weirdies on the internet, whenever she got around to getting a Pokémon that is. Bonnie wants to make one with Dedenne, but Clemont shoots her down, because Dedenne is not her Pokémon. So, she thinks of the next best thing, and that is to make a video for Clemont to finally get him a woman.
Serena wants Ash's help to make this video that's been important to her to make for all of the last twenty minutes, but turns her down, because he wants to do Special Trainin' ™.
Oh, Ash, turning down his ready and willing girlfriend to play with his sentient fighting animals. She's going to cry herself to sleep on many nights when they finally tie that knot, so she better get used to it.
Ash has a logical reason though, showing that the only thing he has finesse in is battling, he explains if he can't counter Onix's Rock Tomb he's dead in the water, and then we'll spend another twenty episodes as he tries to counter him.
Serena salvages what's left of her enthusiasm, and drafts "the rest" of the twerps to help her, and they head to a place with a guy with a slight Joisey Accent who tells them after they shoot everything, they just give it to him, and he'll do all the editing for them, and add a soundtrack, I guess free of charge, because clearly you can't expect the twerps to pay for things.
Bonnie declares that she's going to make Clemont a big star, as he tries to shy away to the background, as the man tells the twerps that they have "QWITE AN' EXTENSIBE WA'DROBE DEPA'MENT".
Later, on location the Twerps get ready to shoot Clemont's OKCupid profile video under the direction of Bonnie. Clemont is uber nervous, and stutters and stammers his way through his speech, Chespin meanwhile jumps up in front on the video. Bonnie has them cut, and chews them out for fucking up the take, telling Clemont that his voice is getting softer and softer, as imaginary symbolic weights bash his brains in. Serena has a brilliant idea, though. Why not have Bonnie do on location Voice Acting for Clemont.
It's Take Two, and Bonnie does an admirable job providing voice over for Clemont, we don't get to see how it ends, but we see Clemont collapsing to the ground.
And now it's time for Serena and Fennekin's video debut. First Fennekin wears a matching hat to Serena's as she declares she wants video of them running through the woods. Well, as you'd guess this is Clemont's queue because the future is now, thanks to science. Clemont thought they'd encounter a situation in which Serena wanted to record herself for weirdoes on the internet, because this is totally a situation that comes up all the time.
It's the "PokéStar Shooter", a weird bipedal robot with a clapperboard for a left hand, and a boom mic for the right one. Clemont assures the twerps that his new gizmo can produce different kinds of shots as professionally as PokéStar Studios back in Unova.
The Camera is turned on, and walks up to Serena and Fennekin, and starts sticking it's phallic lens in the pair's faces. Serena kind of goes along with it, stealing her man's line about Science being amazing, as Fennekin haughtily turns her nose on it.
As he sets the girls (I assume Fennekin's a girl?) up for their shot, it begins capturing them running through the field, then immediately starts charging at them. Clemont's remote breaks and he tells the girls to run away, as it goes haywire... while still technically doing it's job. After all, it was told to get video of Serena and Fennekin running though the field, and it is getting that footage. There was nothing about not chasing them to achieve that footage.
Meanwhile, in a totally different part of our story, Ash, Fletchling, Pikachu and Froakie all huddle around as Ash gives them all a motivational speech about besting Onix's Rock Tomb. Before they can get to far, they catch a glimpse of Serena and Fennekin running for their loves being hounded by one of Clemont's inventions.
They ask Ash to help do something, because apparently Bunnelby and Chespin are on a smoke break and can't be bothered to help. Ash has Pikachu use Electro Ball on the robot and it explodes it and saves the girls. Surely Fennekin and Serena will get down on all fours (if Fennekin wasn't already on all fours) to congratulate Pikachu and Ash respectively, right?
Wrong. Serena bitches at Ash because now she's covered in Black Soot, and Fennekin fires an Ember that connects at Ash, that it clearly couldn't use on the robot that was chasing them. Ungrateful bitches, maybe next time Ash should just let Clemont's invention kill them, see if they're so ungrateful then.
Serena mentions that Fennekin likes to stay clean - apparently more than it likes to stay alive - as she sits in a precarious position to the camera that forces her to keep her arm in front of her skirt, to prevent the children at home from getting their first look at what girls hide up their skirts.
Bonnie changes the subject and declares that this may be the perfect time for a wardrobe change, they change and now they're both dressed as Fennekin with matching bows... well, I guess Fennekin is always dressed like a Fennekin, minus the bow.
Everyone is amazed at the girls' look... hilariously except for Ash, who just kind of stands their like a dope stoically looking at his scantily dressed furry girlfriend.
Bonnie begs Ash to help, but he'd much rather continue his training than look at half naked girls, but serena finally manages to talk him into it, by promising that taking a break will hep with his training. So, he begrudgingly agrees to help.
So, they shoot the furry scene, with Ash and Pikachu holding those light screen photographers and such use to control the lighting, and the next scene is Serena and Fennekin baking goodies together. They're wearing matching aprons, and Pikachu makes a cameo in this scene.
They roll and Serena mixes ingredients in her bowl, until it's time for her to call Pikachu over with the powdered sugar. Pikachu walks over with it, until losing his balance and dropping the powdered sugar. Unfortunately it ends up all on Fennekin, who doesn't understand an honest mistake and takes umbrage and fires off another Ember, that again blasts Ash in the face. This is what he gets for helping his woman with her video project.
Serena cleans off the little brat, as Bonnie comments on how Fennekin seems to love to stay clean. Serena interjects that she's constantly cleaning herself because getting dirty is so upsetting. Even more upsetting than being murdered quite apparently. Serena agrees with Clemont's assessment that she's like Fennekin because she likes to stay clean, unlike everybody else in the world who likes to wallow in their own feces, I guess.
Later they wrap on the final scene, which sees Serena in a large tiered Princess Peach-esque dress, and get ready to make that "nice man" do all the work of editing together their shlock.
Team Rocket look on from an alley-way, and decide to follow Meowth's lead of using their mess to their advantage.
They get back to the PokéVision studio and apparently the editing machine is broken... so, like... one computer? Mr. Joisey Accent tells them that he only LEF' DA ROOM FA' A MINUTE. And since I get the feeling he pirated the editing software, he can't call the company and get it restored.
Ash ponders why they don't just upload the raw footage to the internet, and it's dumb statements like that that totally justifies why they need someone else to actually edit the video for them.
Suddenly the twerps hear someone call out about Pokévision production. They rush out to see three people, a lady in a red dress and gloves, a man with sunglasses and an effeminate lisp, and a small furry man with whiskers, your typical Hollywood types. They're a Pokévision production company, which pigeon-holes them into a very small market. They usher the twerps in and offer them a glimpse at what they can do.
The small furry man pushes a button on the computer, and the production company logo plays, it's a Meowth growling in the vein of the MGM Lion, though obviously not as ferocious. Next we see the woman in a series of scenes, such as the classic James Bond opening, a scene with a spaceship made out of a Pumbkaboo and Inkay, and being hounded by a giant Wobbufet with a cardboard mullet squealing "acting" during every scene. The pitch video ends with Jesselona asking if she can count on them.
Well, the video is edited, and has a soundtrack, so the twerps figure they can help them with the editing. The twerps offer their disk of unedited video and the three seem immediately offended. Jesselona introduces herself as an accomplished make-up artist and actress, the blue haired man is the Pokévision producer, and the small furry man introduces himself as Director, SpeilMeow. They inform them that they have no intention on using footage shot by amateurs such as them, as wave are seen crashing behind them, for some reason.
The trio begin grabbing the twerps Pokémon, the twerps haven't caught on, and now wonder what they're going to use for costumes, and would like to actually watch them work. As the three head through the curtain, serena actually does pick up that something is amiss with those three. Of course, it could just be the lack of cocaine lying around in the open, as they are supposedly Hollywood types.
They then rush through the curtain, and discover... nothing, it's just an empty room, they look up to see their Pokémon in a glass case, under the balloon of none other than Team Rocket!
"Prepare for trouble, your vision is good"
"To bad your heads are made out of wood"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all people within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jesse"
"and James"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare for one cinematic fight"
"Meowth, that's right!"
"WOOOBBB-UFETT!"
Clemont puts two and two together and figures he wouldn't be surprised if they broke the editing machine (computer). The twerps yell at Team Rocket to give their Pokémon back, and surprisingly they don't oblige, and instead just shoot smoke from the Happy Buddha Faced Meowth Balloon at them... which would logically leave a trail of smoke for them to follow, but whatever.
Ash sends in Fletchling to follow them. Meanwhile, in a cave somewhere, Pikachu tries to break the glass case holding them - while Fennekin and Dedenne watch and offer no help - by running into it head first, as Team Rocket on top of the cave (shouldn't they probably be watching the case?) all toast to a job well done, with paper cups, except Wobbufet, who went for the whole bucket.
Well, now that the Twerps' Pokémon are caught, and surely not trying to escape, Jesse decides it's time fr their next pokévision production.
Jesse's back in her "Jesselona" costume as she gets blown and wet... because James and Meowth are using a giant fan and spraying her with water from Wobbufet's hose. What did you think I meant?
She soliloquizes about being the "greatest actor of them all", and James and Meowth worry if she's become the mask and has lost her mind on this one. Fletchling manages to find them and reports back to the twerps, meanwhile in the cave Pikachu - still with no help from Fennekin or Dedenne - Iron Tails the glass case, and finally makes a dent. With the hard part out of the way, Dedenne and Fennekin start attacking the spot Pikachu broke, in that "I'm only doing the ass end of work, so it looks like I actually did something, even though I mostly mulled around and watched someone else do all the work" way and break the glass.
The Pokémon now free run out of the cave they were left unsupervised in to see a giant puddle at the mouth, by way of Team Rocket shooting Jesse's video. Pikachu and Dedenne run off to the other side, while Fennekin timidly puts it's paw in the muddy water and recoils in horror.
Just the the twerps catch up to them, and Team Rocket finally notices that the Pokémon escaped when they weren't watching them. Jesse's upset their ruining her movie magic and tells the twerps to take their "paltry Pokémon", which is kind of the exact opposite of what they want.
Pikachu and Dedenne make it back to Ash and Bonnie fine, but Fennekin still refuses to cross the puddle. Serena repeats that Fennekin hates to get dirty like her, even at the cost of her life as we've all seen. Serena then runs through the extremely shallow muddy puddle, because apparently she threw Fennekin's Pokéball in the trash at some point, and despite Jesse pretty much telling the twerps to take their Pokémon, James sends in Inkay to stop Serena from getting Fennekin. the Psybeam stops Serena short, and knocks her face first into the shallow puddle of harmless muddy water.
Serena then begins having flashbacks of Fennekin being their to protect her, and makes off again. Jesse seems to have realized that giving the twerps their Pokémon isn't quite what they were meant to do, and has Pumbkaboo use Shadow Ball, which is immediately negated by Thunderbolt from Pikachu, which AGAIN knocks Serena back face-first into the puddle. Fennekin finally nuts up, and rushes through the horribly harmless mud puddle and into serena's arms.
Jesse has Pumbkaboo use Frustration on Serena and Fennekin, and Fennekin counters with... Flamethrower! I feel bad for anyone who slightly inconveniences her by getting her fur a little muffed now. Ash has Pikahu finish the job, by blasting off Team Rocket with Thunderbolt.
Later, back at the Pokémon center, Serena cleans up Fennekin, while apparently she just got out of a bath herself, as she's covered in towels. Bonnie shuffles in to tell Serena that the Pokévision video is done. I assume the other twerps told the guy how they wanted the video edited, since he'd have no clue on his own.
They head to a small theatre room, where Joisey Boy, who's accent seems to have slipped, starts the video.
The video opens with Serena introducing herself and Fennekin, announcing they love to make sweet treats, eating them, which shows a disgusting scene of Serena eating after Fennekin from the same spoon. And they love to dress up and look their best, which apparently involves wearing way too many bows, and the Princess Peach dress from earlier. The video concludes with Serena teling strangers on the internet that if they see them around, please stop them to say Hi.
Bonnie, Clemont and Chespin all congratulate them on how great the video was, Serena then specifically asks Ash what he thinks, and he thinks it was awesome. Serena takes special delight in Ash apparently enjoying her video, the narrator closes by stating that thanks to Pokévision, Serena and Fennekin's love and soft, supple bodies are now on the internet for all to see. ALL TO SEE!
As the twerps ever meandering journey to Cyllage City continues.
Oh, but first, we get a look at Bonnie's video of Clemont, (S)He introduces himself as Clemont, introduces Clemont's Pokémon, and announces that he's a Handsome Gym Leader from Lumiose, Bonnie goes on to explain that Clemont is shy but gentle, but fails to mention if he likes long walks on the beach. Suddenly during the video, Chespin jumps infront of the camera, and Bunnelyby gets in his face about it, throwing off Bonnie, who forgets to do her "Clemont" voice and orders the two to stop. They ignore her, and start firing off attacks, fucking up the take.
Bonnie in her regular voice tells the ladies at home, "that's her big brother", as the camera falls.
Panties are dropping at this very moment, I'm sure.
