Post by Die Lobsterguy on Jun 9, 2014 13:28:09 GMT -4
Our episode opens with the twerps on their expedition out of Cyllage City, with Serena doing the most intense air punches ever while she walks, as they make their way into Camphrier Town. Again, the show displays another of many creative liberties from the games. If the show was like the games, we’d be seeing a grumpy Calem zipping out of Camphrier Town on his bike while holding five eggs and then making a U-turn back through the way he left. But maybe that’s a little much. Reading from a town map, Serena says that Camphrier Town is a place where you can “taste the ages”, and Bonnie appropriately responds by not knowing what the hell that means. Clemont explains that it means the town has a very rich history with many old buildings, which is ridiculous as there are better ways to get that point across, because it just makes me think you got old people spitting in your food everywhere you go.
As soon as Clemont finishes that shoddy explanation, a huge roar rings out through the town that is so loud, the twerps need to cover their ears and the sound waves are somehow visible. Seconds later the noise stops, and Clemont asks a nearby woman halfheartedly cleaning a portion of the street as to what that noise was. The woman needs Clemont to repeat the question after she removes the earplugs she was wearing, then tells the quizzical twerps to follow her. Call me crazy, but I got the feeling this episode’s gonna involve…
As they walk into the center of town, a crowd of people and Pokemon appear to be preparing for what appears to be some kind of festival. The woman then points them towards the middle of all the hubbub, a Snorlax resting under a shady little gazebo!
This just occurred to me, can Pokemon get sunburned? Probably not, I dunno.
Serena takes out her Pokedex and examines the Snorlax. It informs us that Snorlax is the Sleeping Pokemon, and will fall asleep after eating until it is full, and sometimes children will play on its belly, and the dumb ones will play in its mouth. I have the sneaking suspicion someone saw my dad drink a box of wine before and made a Pokemon out of it. Clemont then asks the woman they met why Snorlax is sleeping in the middle of town. The woman explains to them that Snorlax and Camphrier have a symbiotic relationship.
“Symbiotic?” Ash asks. Clemont then interrupts him before he has the chance to ask if that’s some sort of new Pokemon by explaining that Snorlax and Camphrier Town help each other out. The lady tells them that every year, Snorlax comes down from the mountains to eat up all the crop roots left over from their harvest. Serena questions if that’s a bad thing, but the woman says no. In fact, Snorlax plows the fields for them by eating up all dirt along with the roots as well, making a clever reference to the fanbase of that thing you don’t like!
Then, once Snorlax has eaten all the roots, the townspeople hold a celebration as thanks to Snorlax, preparing him a big feast of harvested crops, and while it eats, the lord of Shabboneau Castle plays the PokeFlute, and then Snorlax dances back up to its mountaintop home.
Hang on, so after Snorlax eats up all the roots from their crops after harvest, the townsfolk then gives it MORE of their harvested crops while the lord plays music for it? This sounds less “symbiotic” and more “appeasing” than anything.
Ash then asks that since Snorlax is still sleeping, does that mean the festival hasn’t happened yet? The woman then explains that the festival has hit a major snag, as the Lord of Shabboneau Castle refuses to play at this year’s festival.
Snorlax then makes another sickly, bellowing snore that causes all the twerps and all the townsfolk to cover their ears. Clemont’s glasses then begin to flash again (I bet he fucking invented glasses that glow whenever he wants them to, like he saw Gendo Ikari do it and thought he would look cool if he could do that, the fuckin’ nerd) as he says that this is the perfect chance to test out his new invention! He said that he invented it specifically for Bonnie, because it takes her forever to get out of bed; the Bonnie-Out-of-Bed-o-Matic!
Bonnie’s less than thrilled at the invention, but Ash is fuckin’ hyped as shit. “That thing’s gonna wake up Snorlax?” Ash asks.
Answer: No. No it doesn’t. The alarm ends up making even more noise before it overloads and somehow manages to blow up, leaving Clemont with a sick ‘fro.
I just noticed how everyone is covering up the ears of the person next to them. Adorable.
The twerps overhear the townspeople griping over all the trouble Snorlax is gonna give them. If Snorlax keeps making that much noise they’ll all be a wreck, and if the PokeFlute doesn’t play Snorlax won’t wake up, and the Lord is extremely stubborn over not playing the PokeFlute at the festival. But since this doesn’t concern Ash and the gang they decide to head out of town, there’s places to be and Gym Battles to be won. The End.
Oh wait no actually they decide to go up to Shabboneau Castle and talk to the lord themselves. If I was in charge of writing this show there would be much more bitter overtones to it. And like, tits or something. Though no one else has managed to convince the lord to play at the festival, Ash is totally optimistic that if he explained the situation to the lord that he could get him to, and the rest of the twerps and Pikachu rally behind him like the pack of rosy-cheeked fucks that they are can I get whatever pills these assholes are on
The twerps arrive at the castle where the drawbridge immediately descends for them and a butler approaches and asks how he can help them. Ash explains he has come to speak to the lord on behalf of all the people down in Camphrier Town. And since they traveled to far the butler invites them in. Oh sure, these dumpasses come to bitch to royalty about some shit and they get let in because they just walked a lot but I drive to my ex’s house and her dad’s all like “we have court papers” and “get off my property”.
The butler presents them before the lord of the castle, who looks like he would fit in perfectly with your little cousin’s playset of peg people, and Ash begs him to play at the harvest festival but he just hops up off his doughy ass and says that it’s not for discussion. The twerps persist with their begging, but anime Mr. Monopoly makes up more excuses. He says he’s allergic to it, and then says he developed such an acute fear of flutes that he threw it away because it scared him. The butler from before then steps forward and says that lying isn’t going to do him any good, and that he should just come clean. First he just invites total strangers into the castle, now he’s humiliating his boss in front of guests? Just how little does this butler get paid that he’s willing to pull this shit?
The Burger King here sighs and admits that the PokeFlute WAS in his possession at one time, but then one day Princess Allie from Parfum Palace in the next town over visited him one day and took the PokeFlute for herself.
Someone take that dude’s crown, whatever he’s a lord of he clearly doesn’t deserve it. Lord Shabbodough says that since Princess Allie’s father has been kind to him, he couldn’t put his foot down. Seeing how easy this dude is to make fun of, it would make sense for him to try to be as nice as possible to anyone who didn’t make fun of him. Ash decides to go retrieve the flute for himself because fuck, it’s not like they have anything better to do.
Y’know they’ve used Snorlax as an obstacle for Ash and his friends in previous episodes but the stakes this time around are extremely low. First time they met a Snorlax on the show they needed it to eat a huge thicket of thorns that was blocking the road, then they needed to stop one from ruining the ecosystem of the Orange Islands by eating all of the Islands’ fruit, but what’s the stakes here? If Snorlax doesn’t wake up the farmers will need to do their fucking jobs? Buy a hoe? What were they planning on doing if Snorlax died, or found somewhere else to get food? You could say that Snorlax’s snoring would keep them up but Ash, Misty and Tracey moved one on their own by hand once. I thought farmers were hard workers I mean come on. It’s almost 5 AM I’m too grumpy to be watching Pokemon and tmy fingers eep hitting the worng key s.
King Lumpus the Dumpus is overjoyed at Ash’s proposal, while the camera slowly zooms in on this (rather fat looking) suit of armor. I’m sure this is just an animation shortcut and not relevant to the story at all.
Oh, how glad I am to be wrong! It’s Team Rocket! Lord knows why they were just fucking around in this suit of armor in this castle (maybe it’s like a weird sex thing like how Guy Fieri can only get off by wrapping his dick in curly fries), but they’ve overheard the twerps’ plan. They figure since the PokeFlute has the power to wake Snorlax, they can use the PokeFlute to control Snorlax, and build the boss an army of brainwashed Snorlax. I don’t get where they got the idea that something that can wake Snorlax up can also mind control it but then again right when I wake up I’ll believe just about anything somebody tells me.
Team Rocket then runs out of the castle, still in the suit of armor. Maybe that’s their own armor they brought from home?
The twerps arrive at Parfum Palace and manage to find a hole in a giant hedge in the castle’s garden to sneak through. I guess the people here weren’t so impressed at how far they walked to just invite them in. After they sneak in, the twerps are amazed at the site of giant marble statues of Reshiram, Zekrom, and Golurk, proving that even people who live in Kalos don’t give a shit about Kalos.
Ash and friends get approached by a barking poodle Pokemon with some really fruity looking hair. Ash wonders what Pokemon that is, and Serena tells them they’ve met that species before; it’s a Furfrou.
Then a voice offscreen calls out to Furfrou. Accompanied by four flowy-dressed maidens tossing rose petals in the air is a very fashion challenged princess. The princess makes an offhanded comment about the twerps being trash. The girl introduces herself as Princess Allie and the maidens throw more rose petals in the air at the mere mention of her name, while Bonnie loses her shit over seeing a real live princess and Serena attempts to hide her disdain at the situation. Ash pleads Allie to return the flute, but refuses and then makes a rude comment about how all the citizens of Camphrier Town aren’t as rich as she is, reminding me of every Republican caricature I’ve ever seen.
Princess Allie then notices Ash’s Pikachu and tries to take it for herself but Ash is all “awww bitch nah”, but then Allie tries to offer him a table full of gold and riches in exchange for Pikachu. Ash has to shake his head to snap himself out of the treasure’s hypnotic gaze, reminding himself that Pikachu makes twice that much treasure working as a mascot.
Princess Allie, visibly distraught over not being able to buy Pikachu, then suggests that her Furfrou and Ash’s Pikachu battle, putting Pikachu and the PokeFlute on the line.
They uh, put a lot of effort into drawing those little girl lips.
Ash and friends are disgusted, seeming to forget that Pikachu is favored by both Thor AND Zeus and even Hermes and some other conflicting mythologies, as Pikachu only seems to get fired up at the chance to murder a poodle. It’s a deal!
Oh, my guess would have been “Fat Pikachu”.
Pikachu and Furfrou go at it in a fight I’m not about to describe, but it lasts about a minute and ends with Pikachu giving Furfrou another SICK ‘FRO.
Princess Allie sends Furfrou away to the groomer’s on a stretcher(?), not allowing it to fight with such a difficult to pull off hairstyle, effectively forfeiting. Ash is overjoyed that they’ll get the PokeFlute back, but Princess Allie refuses to return the PokeFlute since she lost, saying that she only said they would be betting Pikachu and the PokeFlute, nothing more, saying if he lost she would have handed over the PokeFlute, but since she lost, she demands Ash hand over Pikachu.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought her name was Princess Allie, turns out it was Princess THAT KID IN GRADE SCHOOL NO ONE LIKED.
Clemont though, Clemont ain’t havin’ that shit. Clemont goes straight up into that bitch Allie’s face and tells her not only is she a bitch, but that she’s UNSCIENTIFIC. Einstein would be proud, Clemont. Well done.
This doesn’t have the effect that Clemont hoped for, and Allie ends up becoming charmed by Clemont’s harsh words. She then proposes a new deal: They can have the flute if they leave Clemont with Allie.
Einstein may no longer be proud of you, Clemont, but I’m sure Roman Polanski is.
Serena and Bonnie seem to have an idea up their sleeves (even though they don’t wear any. This wasn’t a joke), and decide to go with it. The twerps get the PokeFlute, but their team is now a little lighter.
Jesus that flute is fucking huge.
Even though they let him in on their plan, Clemont is still not on board with the idea, but they leave him, confident that he can make it on his own, as a maid makes an (oddly placed) reference to The Godfather as she shuts the door on them.
Just what is this girl gonna do to him
We then cut back to the town square of Camphrier Town, as Lord Shabboneau looks down with a worried expression at the still sleeping Snorlax. Partly worried because it won’t wake up, and partly because it’s thinner than Lord Shabboneau is. But then, the twerps minus one arrive onto the scene with that hugeass flute! Ash hands the flute to King Chub, and he readies himself to—
OH GODDAMMIT
Shabboneau hops off the edge in a vain attempt to go after the flute, but instead just falls.
Nice try anyway, Shabby. At least your horses and men won’t need to piece you back together.
Ash looks to the rooftops and sees the PokeFlute in the hands of none other than Team Rocket! “I shoulda known it was you!”, he shouts.
“Prepare for trouble, you don’t know much!”
“Make it double, you’re so out of touch!”
“To protect the world from devastation!”
“To unite all people within our nation!”
“To denounce the evils of a twerp with a flute!”
“We extend our reach, then the problem is moot!”
“Jesse!”
“And James!”
“Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!”
“Surrender now, or prepare for a musical fight!”
“Meowth, dat’s right!”
“WOOOOOOBUFFET!”
Team Rocket are just so fucking pleased that they stole this flute, saying shit like “The flute that controls Snorlax controls the world!”, but the little round man with the crown gets upset, saying he’s the only one who can play that flute, but Jesse’s ready to say otherwise, despite the chubby little man’s protests. As Jesse plays a tune on the PokeFlute, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, and you can tell by that fucking look on her face she just doesn’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Just then, Jesse’s awful flute playing wakes Snorlax up and man he is piiiiiissed
Snorlax’s head shoots up and he stands up and starts yelling profanities at Team Rocket in Snorlaxian, before getting extra pissed and shooting a beam from his mouth at them (which I guess was meant to be Shadow Ball?) and they go blasting off agaaaaaain.
Conveniently they drop the PokeFlute as they go flying off which lands right in Ash’s hand, and now the festivities can begin!
Eggman’s softer younger brother plays a tune on the flute which relaxes Snorlax and draws his attention to the mass off berries laid out especially for him. As he gorges on the food, the citizens of Camphrier praise and cheer him on. I’d say that the people of Camphrier must be fucking boring to find someone else eating to be exciting, but then I remembered I made fifty bucks last week betting on a dude in a hot dog eating contest.
Soon Snorlax is all gorged out and walks back home happy as shit. Everything managed to get worked out, and no strings were left untied. Yep. All done. Nothing else left to be resolved.
OH WAIT WE FORGOT CLEMONT
Just then Clemont comes running down the road, panting excessively and shouting out for his friends
Pfft, nice underwear, nerd. But HOW did Clemont escape?
Oh, so that’s how.
SICK ‘FRO
Oh and since we’ll probably never see Lord Shabboneau again, I just want to make one last insult toward him that I forgot to use earlier: Lord Flabboneau.
The End.
As soon as Clemont finishes that shoddy explanation, a huge roar rings out through the town that is so loud, the twerps need to cover their ears and the sound waves are somehow visible. Seconds later the noise stops, and Clemont asks a nearby woman halfheartedly cleaning a portion of the street as to what that noise was. The woman needs Clemont to repeat the question after she removes the earplugs she was wearing, then tells the quizzical twerps to follow her. Call me crazy, but I got the feeling this episode’s gonna involve…
As they walk into the center of town, a crowd of people and Pokemon appear to be preparing for what appears to be some kind of festival. The woman then points them towards the middle of all the hubbub, a Snorlax resting under a shady little gazebo!
This just occurred to me, can Pokemon get sunburned? Probably not, I dunno.
Serena takes out her Pokedex and examines the Snorlax. It informs us that Snorlax is the Sleeping Pokemon, and will fall asleep after eating until it is full, and sometimes children will play on its belly, and the dumb ones will play in its mouth. I have the sneaking suspicion someone saw my dad drink a box of wine before and made a Pokemon out of it. Clemont then asks the woman they met why Snorlax is sleeping in the middle of town. The woman explains to them that Snorlax and Camphrier have a symbiotic relationship.
“Symbiotic?” Ash asks. Clemont then interrupts him before he has the chance to ask if that’s some sort of new Pokemon by explaining that Snorlax and Camphrier Town help each other out. The lady tells them that every year, Snorlax comes down from the mountains to eat up all the crop roots left over from their harvest. Serena questions if that’s a bad thing, but the woman says no. In fact, Snorlax plows the fields for them by eating up all dirt along with the roots as well, making a clever reference to the fanbase of that thing you don’t like!
Then, once Snorlax has eaten all the roots, the townspeople hold a celebration as thanks to Snorlax, preparing him a big feast of harvested crops, and while it eats, the lord of Shabboneau Castle plays the PokeFlute, and then Snorlax dances back up to its mountaintop home.
Hang on, so after Snorlax eats up all the roots from their crops after harvest, the townsfolk then gives it MORE of their harvested crops while the lord plays music for it? This sounds less “symbiotic” and more “appeasing” than anything.
Ash then asks that since Snorlax is still sleeping, does that mean the festival hasn’t happened yet? The woman then explains that the festival has hit a major snag, as the Lord of Shabboneau Castle refuses to play at this year’s festival.
Snorlax then makes another sickly, bellowing snore that causes all the twerps and all the townsfolk to cover their ears. Clemont’s glasses then begin to flash again (I bet he fucking invented glasses that glow whenever he wants them to, like he saw Gendo Ikari do it and thought he would look cool if he could do that, the fuckin’ nerd) as he says that this is the perfect chance to test out his new invention! He said that he invented it specifically for Bonnie, because it takes her forever to get out of bed; the Bonnie-Out-of-Bed-o-Matic!
Bonnie’s less than thrilled at the invention, but Ash is fuckin’ hyped as shit. “That thing’s gonna wake up Snorlax?” Ash asks.
Answer: No. No it doesn’t. The alarm ends up making even more noise before it overloads and somehow manages to blow up, leaving Clemont with a sick ‘fro.
I just noticed how everyone is covering up the ears of the person next to them. Adorable.
The twerps overhear the townspeople griping over all the trouble Snorlax is gonna give them. If Snorlax keeps making that much noise they’ll all be a wreck, and if the PokeFlute doesn’t play Snorlax won’t wake up, and the Lord is extremely stubborn over not playing the PokeFlute at the festival. But since this doesn’t concern Ash and the gang they decide to head out of town, there’s places to be and Gym Battles to be won. The End.
Oh wait no actually they decide to go up to Shabboneau Castle and talk to the lord themselves. If I was in charge of writing this show there would be much more bitter overtones to it. And like, tits or something. Though no one else has managed to convince the lord to play at the festival, Ash is totally optimistic that if he explained the situation to the lord that he could get him to, and the rest of the twerps and Pikachu rally behind him like the pack of rosy-cheeked fucks that they are can I get whatever pills these assholes are on
The twerps arrive at the castle where the drawbridge immediately descends for them and a butler approaches and asks how he can help them. Ash explains he has come to speak to the lord on behalf of all the people down in Camphrier Town. And since they traveled to far the butler invites them in. Oh sure, these dumpasses come to bitch to royalty about some shit and they get let in because they just walked a lot but I drive to my ex’s house and her dad’s all like “we have court papers” and “get off my property”.
The butler presents them before the lord of the castle, who looks like he would fit in perfectly with your little cousin’s playset of peg people, and Ash begs him to play at the harvest festival but he just hops up off his doughy ass and says that it’s not for discussion. The twerps persist with their begging, but anime Mr. Monopoly makes up more excuses. He says he’s allergic to it, and then says he developed such an acute fear of flutes that he threw it away because it scared him. The butler from before then steps forward and says that lying isn’t going to do him any good, and that he should just come clean. First he just invites total strangers into the castle, now he’s humiliating his boss in front of guests? Just how little does this butler get paid that he’s willing to pull this shit?
The Burger King here sighs and admits that the PokeFlute WAS in his possession at one time, but then one day Princess Allie from Parfum Palace in the next town over visited him one day and took the PokeFlute for herself.
Someone take that dude’s crown, whatever he’s a lord of he clearly doesn’t deserve it. Lord Shabbodough says that since Princess Allie’s father has been kind to him, he couldn’t put his foot down. Seeing how easy this dude is to make fun of, it would make sense for him to try to be as nice as possible to anyone who didn’t make fun of him. Ash decides to go retrieve the flute for himself because fuck, it’s not like they have anything better to do.
Y’know they’ve used Snorlax as an obstacle for Ash and his friends in previous episodes but the stakes this time around are extremely low. First time they met a Snorlax on the show they needed it to eat a huge thicket of thorns that was blocking the road, then they needed to stop one from ruining the ecosystem of the Orange Islands by eating all of the Islands’ fruit, but what’s the stakes here? If Snorlax doesn’t wake up the farmers will need to do their fucking jobs? Buy a hoe? What were they planning on doing if Snorlax died, or found somewhere else to get food? You could say that Snorlax’s snoring would keep them up but Ash, Misty and Tracey moved one on their own by hand once. I thought farmers were hard workers I mean come on. It’s almost 5 AM I’m too grumpy to be watching Pokemon and tmy fingers eep hitting the worng key s.
King Lumpus the Dumpus is overjoyed at Ash’s proposal, while the camera slowly zooms in on this (rather fat looking) suit of armor. I’m sure this is just an animation shortcut and not relevant to the story at all.
Oh, how glad I am to be wrong! It’s Team Rocket! Lord knows why they were just fucking around in this suit of armor in this castle (maybe it’s like a weird sex thing like how Guy Fieri can only get off by wrapping his dick in curly fries), but they’ve overheard the twerps’ plan. They figure since the PokeFlute has the power to wake Snorlax, they can use the PokeFlute to control Snorlax, and build the boss an army of brainwashed Snorlax. I don’t get where they got the idea that something that can wake Snorlax up can also mind control it but then again right when I wake up I’ll believe just about anything somebody tells me.
Team Rocket then runs out of the castle, still in the suit of armor. Maybe that’s their own armor they brought from home?
The twerps arrive at Parfum Palace and manage to find a hole in a giant hedge in the castle’s garden to sneak through. I guess the people here weren’t so impressed at how far they walked to just invite them in. After they sneak in, the twerps are amazed at the site of giant marble statues of Reshiram, Zekrom, and Golurk, proving that even people who live in Kalos don’t give a shit about Kalos.
Ash and friends get approached by a barking poodle Pokemon with some really fruity looking hair. Ash wonders what Pokemon that is, and Serena tells them they’ve met that species before; it’s a Furfrou.
Then a voice offscreen calls out to Furfrou. Accompanied by four flowy-dressed maidens tossing rose petals in the air is a very fashion challenged princess. The princess makes an offhanded comment about the twerps being trash. The girl introduces herself as Princess Allie and the maidens throw more rose petals in the air at the mere mention of her name, while Bonnie loses her shit over seeing a real live princess and Serena attempts to hide her disdain at the situation. Ash pleads Allie to return the flute, but refuses and then makes a rude comment about how all the citizens of Camphrier Town aren’t as rich as she is, reminding me of every Republican caricature I’ve ever seen.
Princess Allie then notices Ash’s Pikachu and tries to take it for herself but Ash is all “awww bitch nah”, but then Allie tries to offer him a table full of gold and riches in exchange for Pikachu. Ash has to shake his head to snap himself out of the treasure’s hypnotic gaze, reminding himself that Pikachu makes twice that much treasure working as a mascot.
Princess Allie, visibly distraught over not being able to buy Pikachu, then suggests that her Furfrou and Ash’s Pikachu battle, putting Pikachu and the PokeFlute on the line.
They uh, put a lot of effort into drawing those little girl lips.
Ash and friends are disgusted, seeming to forget that Pikachu is favored by both Thor AND Zeus and even Hermes and some other conflicting mythologies, as Pikachu only seems to get fired up at the chance to murder a poodle. It’s a deal!
Oh, my guess would have been “Fat Pikachu”.
Pikachu and Furfrou go at it in a fight I’m not about to describe, but it lasts about a minute and ends with Pikachu giving Furfrou another SICK ‘FRO.
Princess Allie sends Furfrou away to the groomer’s on a stretcher(?), not allowing it to fight with such a difficult to pull off hairstyle, effectively forfeiting. Ash is overjoyed that they’ll get the PokeFlute back, but Princess Allie refuses to return the PokeFlute since she lost, saying that she only said they would be betting Pikachu and the PokeFlute, nothing more, saying if he lost she would have handed over the PokeFlute, but since she lost, she demands Ash hand over Pikachu.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought her name was Princess Allie, turns out it was Princess THAT KID IN GRADE SCHOOL NO ONE LIKED.
Clemont though, Clemont ain’t havin’ that shit. Clemont goes straight up into that bitch Allie’s face and tells her not only is she a bitch, but that she’s UNSCIENTIFIC. Einstein would be proud, Clemont. Well done.
This doesn’t have the effect that Clemont hoped for, and Allie ends up becoming charmed by Clemont’s harsh words. She then proposes a new deal: They can have the flute if they leave Clemont with Allie.
Einstein may no longer be proud of you, Clemont, but I’m sure Roman Polanski is.
Serena and Bonnie seem to have an idea up their sleeves (even though they don’t wear any. This wasn’t a joke), and decide to go with it. The twerps get the PokeFlute, but their team is now a little lighter.
Jesus that flute is fucking huge.
Even though they let him in on their plan, Clemont is still not on board with the idea, but they leave him, confident that he can make it on his own, as a maid makes an (oddly placed) reference to The Godfather as she shuts the door on them.
Just what is this girl gonna do to him
We then cut back to the town square of Camphrier Town, as Lord Shabboneau looks down with a worried expression at the still sleeping Snorlax. Partly worried because it won’t wake up, and partly because it’s thinner than Lord Shabboneau is. But then, the twerps minus one arrive onto the scene with that hugeass flute! Ash hands the flute to King Chub, and he readies himself to—
OH GODDAMMIT
Shabboneau hops off the edge in a vain attempt to go after the flute, but instead just falls.
Nice try anyway, Shabby. At least your horses and men won’t need to piece you back together.
Ash looks to the rooftops and sees the PokeFlute in the hands of none other than Team Rocket! “I shoulda known it was you!”, he shouts.
“Prepare for trouble, you don’t know much!”
“Make it double, you’re so out of touch!”
“To protect the world from devastation!”
“To unite all people within our nation!”
“To denounce the evils of a twerp with a flute!”
“We extend our reach, then the problem is moot!”
“Jesse!”
“And James!”
“Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!”
“Surrender now, or prepare for a musical fight!”
“Meowth, dat’s right!”
“WOOOOOOBUFFET!”
Team Rocket are just so fucking pleased that they stole this flute, saying shit like “The flute that controls Snorlax controls the world!”, but the little round man with the crown gets upset, saying he’s the only one who can play that flute, but Jesse’s ready to say otherwise, despite the chubby little man’s protests. As Jesse plays a tune on the PokeFlute, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, and you can tell by that fucking look on her face she just doesn’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Just then, Jesse’s awful flute playing wakes Snorlax up and man he is piiiiiissed
Snorlax’s head shoots up and he stands up and starts yelling profanities at Team Rocket in Snorlaxian, before getting extra pissed and shooting a beam from his mouth at them (which I guess was meant to be Shadow Ball?) and they go blasting off agaaaaaain.
Conveniently they drop the PokeFlute as they go flying off which lands right in Ash’s hand, and now the festivities can begin!
Eggman’s softer younger brother plays a tune on the flute which relaxes Snorlax and draws his attention to the mass off berries laid out especially for him. As he gorges on the food, the citizens of Camphrier praise and cheer him on. I’d say that the people of Camphrier must be fucking boring to find someone else eating to be exciting, but then I remembered I made fifty bucks last week betting on a dude in a hot dog eating contest.
Soon Snorlax is all gorged out and walks back home happy as shit. Everything managed to get worked out, and no strings were left untied. Yep. All done. Nothing else left to be resolved.
OH WAIT WE FORGOT CLEMONT
Just then Clemont comes running down the road, panting excessively and shouting out for his friends
Pfft, nice underwear, nerd. But HOW did Clemont escape?
Oh, so that’s how.
SICK ‘FRO
Oh and since we’ll probably never see Lord Shabboneau again, I just want to make one last insult toward him that I forgot to use earlier: Lord Flabboneau.
The End.
