Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Jan 12, 2019 0:34:35 GMT -4
987: Gurajio to Shiruvadi! imashime no kamen!!!
980: A Masked Warning!!
Lillie, again writing in the pages in her diary recaps last week's episode, she then informs the diary that she will stop her mother from treating her like a child!
Meanwhile, Ash is giving Pikachu a bath, and it's Litten's turn... except the fire kitten, a combination of two things that hates water, says "fuck that shit" and runs off, with a looked that is essentially...
Lycanroc steps up instead and gets a bath, and Ash tell it that it's getting him all wet, a statement that Serena could only dream of hearing from Ash.
While getting in there, with a sponge on ol' Rocky's body, he starts playing with the bubbles and makes a Pikachu out of bubbles, but Rotom-dex isn't impressed, so Ash tries again and makes Litten, and Rotom-dex still isn't impressed, and Ash has the brilliant idea to spook Litten, who jumps, tips over the traditional Japanese comedy washtub, and splashes Lycanroc with it's dirty bath water.
Whoopsie.
Lycanroc shakes off, and notices it's dirty again, and GODDAMIT, it get's pissed!
Lycanroc's famous anger problem surfaces again, as it's eyes have even gone red, as the only thing on it's mind is fresh Litten blood on it's fangs!
Ash tries to calm Lycanroc and jumps betwixt it and Litten, who at this very moment decides that he's no punk bitch, and makes an about face in an attempt to kill Lycanroc, before it kills him.
Pikachu, ever the smart one of the duo jumps from Ash's shoulder as he gets pincered by the two angry Pokémon.
Rotom-dex, despite knowing about Lycanroc's anger problems, is surprised that Lycanroc got angry, Ash for once seems to have caught on quicker than anyone and realized that it loves it's fur, and got mad when it got dirty, and that Rotom-dex would also get mad if someone fucked up his Laki wig, and it has to agree.
Look at Ash, knowing things for once.
Ash then thinks that Gladion would be surprised if he saw Lycanroc, then wonders what he's up to, for some reason, and Nebby teleports them to where Gladion is, despite that not being a thing Ash knows.
Nebby then drops them on a herd of pissed off Pinsir.
As if there's any other kind.
Who attempt to pincer Ash for the second time in the same episode.
Gladion fights them off with Air Slash, and the Pinsir know when they're the ones being pinced and fuck off.
Gladion's weird... thing wearing some sort of medieval helmet, with grass arms, an Umbreon's torso and hind legs, and a fish tail, growls at Ash.
Is this a Pokémon or science gone too far?
I mean, probably both.
Gladion didn't expect Ash would be the one to see it.
Nebby, who has no fear of the weird thing, because it hangs out with other weird things such as Lycanroc and Lana floats on up to it, and it growls even harder at it, making it cry.
Gladion calms down, what he calls Silvally, and informs him that Nebby is an Ultra Beast, and thus "really dangerous," which Ash refutes, even though it did drop Kiawe into a Volcano, and Ash onto a pissed off group of Pinsir just a few minutes ago.
But outside of those incidents, Nebby is totally not dangerous.
Gladion mopes that Ash totally doesn't have a clue (welcome to the club), Ash then reveals his dream promise to Solgaleo and Lunala, after witnessing hot sexy action.
Ash, for once reading the room, steers the conversation away from Nebby, and to Lycanroc, which impresses Gladion long enough for Lycy to get him some, as Ash screams "STOP, STOP, STOP!" at the top of his lungs, as Gladion stares at this blatant beastiality.
Later on, edgemaster Glads reveals that he likes coming to "Ten Carat Hill," because he can avoid people and write all his emotional edgy poetry. Don’t cut yourself on that edge, there.
Ash tries to cloud Gladion's depressing bullshit with some more, exciting fare, first by guilting him into seeing his sister by announcing that she can now touch TWO Pokémon, and even named it Nebby.
Gladion seems a bit shocked that Lillie would name an Ultra Beast, and decides that it's time Ash knows Lillie’s secret... wait, this is a very personal story for your sister, how do you decide for that it's time for her asshole classmate to know all her secrets?
Of course it is!
Well, turns out Lillie was attacked by an Ultra Beast, and there was nothing Gladion could do because he was a weak and useless child... well, weaker, uselesser and childer.
Silvally rescued the two, and the fear from the experience is why she can't touch Pokémon. Ash is shocked. Lillie never mentioned any traumatizing experiences in her childhood to her school classmate, partly because she blocked it from memory and the other part, because it's none of Ash's FUCKING BUSINESS!
But Gladion insists that it won’t happen again, because he’s going to protect her… mostly by living alone in the country side miles away from her.
He insists that he'll fuck up every last Ultra Beast, especially Nebby.
In Gladion's rambling he mentions that Silvally was SPECIFICALLY created to beat up Ultra Beasts, but he's said too much,.. Now it's time for Gladion to pump Ash for information, like "who is he?"
Such an existential question would break a normal man down to tears, as he pontificates on his place in the world, but Ash... poor, stupid Ash just defaults to his name and place of birth.
Gladion then, not realizing what he's dealing with, begins asking Ash a bunch more questions, and Ash's poor stupid brain can’t keep up, and he defaults to his second standard response in times of crisis. "Let's have a battle!"
Gladion, because he has brain, unlike Ash who don't has brain, doesn't see the logic in Ash's declaration that he'll find out more about him by cockfighting, and since Team Rocket interrupted the previous battle, he wants that Make-up game... er, battle.
Rotom-dex suspects that Ash may be having a big adventure without it, and decides to "solve the case," however the only Pokémon he's left with are Rowlet and Litten, who couldn't give a fuck where Ash is right now, and only want to sleep.
Rotom then realizes that it's the day of Alolan Detective Laki's Greatest Scenes Viewer Choice Special, so Ash's whereabouts will have to wait, because the only way to watch an episode of a show comprised of scenes you've already seen is to watch it live, which is how Family Guy has stayed on the air so long.
Hopefully Ash didn't fall into a volcano, or these guys would of no help, what-so-ever.
It's been a long commercial break so in case you forgot, luckily Ash didn't fall into a volcano, he set up a rematch to his battle with Gladion, to take on his Silvally.
Gladion begins the battle by emphatically posing at Ash, and tells him to "witness the power of the Pokémon with the mask."
Ash confirms with him first if this is the first battle Silvally's had with a Pokémon that has a trainer, and he agrees, though technically he's incorrect, since Gladion is Umbreon's trainer.
Probably too busy thinking of his next pose.
Ash is excited to be Gladion's first, and declares that being the first at anything is always great.
Go ahead and pop that Cherry.
Gladion just sighs that Ash is a strange kid, with the depressing tone of realizing he's giving it up to such a loser, on his first go.
Ash starts the battle with Rock Throw, and Gladdy responds with Double Hit, which seems to destroy the rocks and even bounce them back at Lycanroc. Silvally then raises it’s “Attack power” with Swords Dance, and then Crush Claw as Gladion continues his wild gesturing. Lycanroc dodges, and then uses Bite, before getting Crush Clawed in the face.
Silvally is faster than Ash thought, which wouldn’t be a bad thought considering it has a giant metal mask on it’s face, now it uses Air Slash. Lycanroc is able to dodge and use Accelerock. It bounces back Silvally, which leads to Gladion calling for “DOUBLE HIT NOW!!1!1!!!!”
Silvally Double Hits Lycanroc into the river, where it drowns.
The End…
Oh wait, what happens is even worse than drowning… it’s fur is MESSY!
If you remember the beginning of the episode, Lycanroc HATES dirty fur, and this causes it to go into it’s berserker mode. First is CALMLY walks out of the water, which makes it even more ominous, as it sets itself up to continue the battle.
Ash, not of clearest mind figures that instead of calming the Pokémon with a known temper problem, he shall cautiously continue the battle, and hope everything goes to plan.
Except it doesn’t…
Ash calls for Accelrock and… well...
Lycanroc ain’t having that!
Lycanroc recklessly charges forth, and just misses a dodging Silvally. Lycanroc takes several more shots, but the clearly better trained ugly thing of a Pokémon merely shrugs it off. Umbreon and Gladion’s Lycanroc look ready to try to help, but Gladion holds them back.
Ash finally attempts to calm Lycanroc, but it just barks at him.
Gladion flippantly tells Ash that it has a lot of growing up to do, and Ash responds by telling him he just learned it can get like this… ignoring that it had anger issues before.
Nebby then begins crying and unleashes… some form of supersonic waves that cleans Lycanroc’s fur and returns it to normal.
Realizing what it has done, Lycanroc seems very down on itself, until Ash assure it that Nebby must have not wanted it to be angry.
Gladion, still not sure what the fuck he’s seeing asks Ash what now? Ash of course, having learned nothing, decides that he wants to press forth with a clearly temperamental Pokémon.
The battle resumes because Ash is a dumb.
Silvally uses Swords Dance, and Ash tries to counter with Accelerock. When going back in Silvally uses Crush Claw and sends Lycanroc into the ground. Lycanroc is unable to battle. Gladion is the winner.
Gladion declares that he now knows who Ash is.
An idiot?
Gladion laughs and heads off, but before getting too far makes Ash promise not to tell anyone that he saw him or Silvally, ESPECIALLY Lillie. Ash is confused, but agrees.
Ash prepares to head home before… he realizes that he doesn’t know where ”home” is, and Nebby is asleep.
Will they ever get home? Find out as the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Gladion’s Bizarre Adventure!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: Gladion lives alone in the hills battling strange Pokémon, and probably smells like shit.
Team Rocket: Who?
Moral Learnt: The best way to protect your sister is to not see or talk to her.
Best Quotes
Gladion: Who are you, anyway?
Who am I? Ash, from Pallet Town!
980: A Masked Warning!!
Lillie, again writing in the pages in her diary recaps last week's episode, she then informs the diary that she will stop her mother from treating her like a child!
Meanwhile, Ash is giving Pikachu a bath, and it's Litten's turn... except the fire kitten, a combination of two things that hates water, says "fuck that shit" and runs off, with a looked that is essentially...
Lycanroc steps up instead and gets a bath, and Ash tell it that it's getting him all wet, a statement that Serena could only dream of hearing from Ash.
While getting in there, with a sponge on ol' Rocky's body, he starts playing with the bubbles and makes a Pikachu out of bubbles, but Rotom-dex isn't impressed, so Ash tries again and makes Litten, and Rotom-dex still isn't impressed, and Ash has the brilliant idea to spook Litten, who jumps, tips over the traditional Japanese comedy washtub, and splashes Lycanroc with it's dirty bath water.
Whoopsie.
Lycanroc shakes off, and notices it's dirty again, and GODDAMIT, it get's pissed!
Lycanroc's famous anger problem surfaces again, as it's eyes have even gone red, as the only thing on it's mind is fresh Litten blood on it's fangs!
Ash tries to calm Lycanroc and jumps betwixt it and Litten, who at this very moment decides that he's no punk bitch, and makes an about face in an attempt to kill Lycanroc, before it kills him.
Pikachu, ever the smart one of the duo jumps from Ash's shoulder as he gets pincered by the two angry Pokémon.
Rotom-dex, despite knowing about Lycanroc's anger problems, is surprised that Lycanroc got angry, Ash for once seems to have caught on quicker than anyone and realized that it loves it's fur, and got mad when it got dirty, and that Rotom-dex would also get mad if someone fucked up his Laki wig, and it has to agree.
Look at Ash, knowing things for once.
Ash then thinks that Gladion would be surprised if he saw Lycanroc, then wonders what he's up to, for some reason, and Nebby teleports them to where Gladion is, despite that not being a thing Ash knows.
Nebby then drops them on a herd of pissed off Pinsir.
As if there's any other kind.
Who attempt to pincer Ash for the second time in the same episode.
Gladion fights them off with Air Slash, and the Pinsir know when they're the ones being pinced and fuck off.
Gladion's weird... thing wearing some sort of medieval helmet, with grass arms, an Umbreon's torso and hind legs, and a fish tail, growls at Ash.
Is this a Pokémon or science gone too far?
I mean, probably both.
Gladion didn't expect Ash would be the one to see it.
Nebby, who has no fear of the weird thing, because it hangs out with other weird things such as Lycanroc and Lana floats on up to it, and it growls even harder at it, making it cry.
Gladion calms down, what he calls Silvally, and informs him that Nebby is an Ultra Beast, and thus "really dangerous," which Ash refutes, even though it did drop Kiawe into a Volcano, and Ash onto a pissed off group of Pinsir just a few minutes ago.
But outside of those incidents, Nebby is totally not dangerous.
Gladion mopes that Ash totally doesn't have a clue (welcome to the club), Ash then reveals his dream promise to Solgaleo and Lunala, after witnessing hot sexy action.
Ash, for once reading the room, steers the conversation away from Nebby, and to Lycanroc, which impresses Gladion long enough for Lycy to get him some, as Ash screams "STOP, STOP, STOP!" at the top of his lungs, as Gladion stares at this blatant beastiality.
Later on, edgemaster Glads reveals that he likes coming to "Ten Carat Hill," because he can avoid people and write all his emotional edgy poetry. Don’t cut yourself on that edge, there.
Ash tries to cloud Gladion's depressing bullshit with some more, exciting fare, first by guilting him into seeing his sister by announcing that she can now touch TWO Pokémon, and even named it Nebby.
Gladion seems a bit shocked that Lillie would name an Ultra Beast, and decides that it's time Ash knows Lillie’s secret... wait, this is a very personal story for your sister, how do you decide for that it's time for her asshole classmate to know all her secrets?
Of course it is!
Well, turns out Lillie was attacked by an Ultra Beast, and there was nothing Gladion could do because he was a weak and useless child... well, weaker, uselesser and childer.
Silvally rescued the two, and the fear from the experience is why she can't touch Pokémon. Ash is shocked. Lillie never mentioned any traumatizing experiences in her childhood to her school classmate, partly because she blocked it from memory and the other part, because it's none of Ash's FUCKING BUSINESS!
But Gladion insists that it won’t happen again, because he’s going to protect her… mostly by living alone in the country side miles away from her.
He insists that he'll fuck up every last Ultra Beast, especially Nebby.
In Gladion's rambling he mentions that Silvally was SPECIFICALLY created to beat up Ultra Beasts, but he's said too much,.. Now it's time for Gladion to pump Ash for information, like "who is he?"
Such an existential question would break a normal man down to tears, as he pontificates on his place in the world, but Ash... poor, stupid Ash just defaults to his name and place of birth.
Gladion then, not realizing what he's dealing with, begins asking Ash a bunch more questions, and Ash's poor stupid brain can’t keep up, and he defaults to his second standard response in times of crisis. "Let's have a battle!"
Gladion, because he has brain, unlike Ash who don't has brain, doesn't see the logic in Ash's declaration that he'll find out more about him by cockfighting, and since Team Rocket interrupted the previous battle, he wants that Make-up game... er, battle.
Rotom-dex suspects that Ash may be having a big adventure without it, and decides to "solve the case," however the only Pokémon he's left with are Rowlet and Litten, who couldn't give a fuck where Ash is right now, and only want to sleep.
Rotom then realizes that it's the day of Alolan Detective Laki's Greatest Scenes Viewer Choice Special, so Ash's whereabouts will have to wait, because the only way to watch an episode of a show comprised of scenes you've already seen is to watch it live, which is how Family Guy has stayed on the air so long.
Hopefully Ash didn't fall into a volcano, or these guys would of no help, what-so-ever.
It's been a long commercial break so in case you forgot, luckily Ash didn't fall into a volcano, he set up a rematch to his battle with Gladion, to take on his Silvally.
Gladion begins the battle by emphatically posing at Ash, and tells him to "witness the power of the Pokémon with the mask."
Ash confirms with him first if this is the first battle Silvally's had with a Pokémon that has a trainer, and he agrees, though technically he's incorrect, since Gladion is Umbreon's trainer.
Probably too busy thinking of his next pose.
Ash is excited to be Gladion's first, and declares that being the first at anything is always great.
Go ahead and pop that Cherry.
Gladion just sighs that Ash is a strange kid, with the depressing tone of realizing he's giving it up to such a loser, on his first go.
Ash starts the battle with Rock Throw, and Gladdy responds with Double Hit, which seems to destroy the rocks and even bounce them back at Lycanroc. Silvally then raises it’s “Attack power” with Swords Dance, and then Crush Claw as Gladion continues his wild gesturing. Lycanroc dodges, and then uses Bite, before getting Crush Clawed in the face.
Silvally is faster than Ash thought, which wouldn’t be a bad thought considering it has a giant metal mask on it’s face, now it uses Air Slash. Lycanroc is able to dodge and use Accelerock. It bounces back Silvally, which leads to Gladion calling for “DOUBLE HIT NOW!!1!1!!!!”
Silvally Double Hits Lycanroc into the river, where it drowns.
The End…
Oh wait, what happens is even worse than drowning… it’s fur is MESSY!
If you remember the beginning of the episode, Lycanroc HATES dirty fur, and this causes it to go into it’s berserker mode. First is CALMLY walks out of the water, which makes it even more ominous, as it sets itself up to continue the battle.
Ash, not of clearest mind figures that instead of calming the Pokémon with a known temper problem, he shall cautiously continue the battle, and hope everything goes to plan.
Except it doesn’t…
Ash calls for Accelrock and… well...
Lycanroc ain’t having that!
Lycanroc recklessly charges forth, and just misses a dodging Silvally. Lycanroc takes several more shots, but the clearly better trained ugly thing of a Pokémon merely shrugs it off. Umbreon and Gladion’s Lycanroc look ready to try to help, but Gladion holds them back.
Ash finally attempts to calm Lycanroc, but it just barks at him.
Gladion flippantly tells Ash that it has a lot of growing up to do, and Ash responds by telling him he just learned it can get like this… ignoring that it had anger issues before.
Nebby then begins crying and unleashes… some form of supersonic waves that cleans Lycanroc’s fur and returns it to normal.
Realizing what it has done, Lycanroc seems very down on itself, until Ash assure it that Nebby must have not wanted it to be angry.
Gladion, still not sure what the fuck he’s seeing asks Ash what now? Ash of course, having learned nothing, decides that he wants to press forth with a clearly temperamental Pokémon.
The battle resumes because Ash is a dumb.
Silvally uses Swords Dance, and Ash tries to counter with Accelerock. When going back in Silvally uses Crush Claw and sends Lycanroc into the ground. Lycanroc is unable to battle. Gladion is the winner.
Gladion declares that he now knows who Ash is.
An idiot?
Gladion laughs and heads off, but before getting too far makes Ash promise not to tell anyone that he saw him or Silvally, ESPECIALLY Lillie. Ash is confused, but agrees.
Ash prepares to head home before… he realizes that he doesn’t know where ”home” is, and Nebby is asleep.
Will they ever get home? Find out as the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Gladion’s Bizarre Adventure!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: Gladion lives alone in the hills battling strange Pokémon, and probably smells like shit.
Team Rocket: Who?
Moral Learnt: The best way to protect your sister is to not see or talk to her.
Best Quotes
Gladion: Who are you, anyway?
Who am I? Ash, from Pallet Town!
