Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Jul 19, 2018 23:07:00 GMT -4
986: Henshin Metamon, sagasundamon!
979: Deceiving Appearances!
Lillie, writing in her diary, after losing her very lucrative job as PokeDex to Rotom Dex, continues to steal the narrator's job and recap's last week's episode.
And as far as this week's episode is concerned the twerps are headed to Aether Paradise... hmm, that doesn't sound ominous or anything.
Once they've docked, obviously evil Faba and Wicke's breasts greet the twerps, and Ash is surprised to see the two... and also Wicke and Faba. Faba calls Lillie "little Miss Lillie," with a tone that just sends a chill straight up your spine, before calling her a darling little miss.
...Gentle Dodgers, please keep those phones in arms reach, just in case we need to collectively call the police.
Faba asks if Nebby is with them, to which Ash reveals he's in his backpack, and Faba can't contain himself before reaching into a child's backpack and pulling back... his round sleeping owl, which he then throws across the room.
Ash and Lillie yell at him, and he gives the world's most insincere apology ever.
On top of all this it turns out that Lusamine is so gosh darn busy, she wasn't able to meet Lillie and her dumb friends at the door, which makes Lillie really mad.
Oh hey, look who also made the trip! Why it's Team Rocket! At least, I think it is. I'm unsure due to their...
The twerps and Maybe Team Rocket ride up a stupidly over designed elevator, and then they remember that time an evil scientist employed them, especially their talking Meowth. They were already planning on stealing Aether Pokémon, but hell, might as well steal Pikachu and "Proto-Koffing", too.
Two birds, one stone and all that.
Lusamine greets the twerps in her ostentatious manor, with with bizarre opulent hair jewel. As she attempts to greet them, her phone is constantly ringing, interupting her.
She excuses herself, and answers her phone and continues to ignore her poor visitors.
The twerps chow down on a modest selection of sweets, as Lusamine continues her phone conversations, and Team Rocket is ordered to serve age appropriate beverages. Jesse hates it, and Sophocles thinks she's offering him fries, BECAUSE HE'S FAT!
Nebby begins chowing down on some Star Candy, and Faba continues to be the creepiest character in the series, as he realizes that he can use candy to lure the young Pokémon into his window-less van.
Lusamine finishes her call, and inquires if Lillie is managing to keep up, WHICH OFFENDS LILLIE! HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO KEEP UP, MOM!
Lillie is now super pissed that she thinks the only reason Lusamine invited her and her dumb friends was because she doesn't think she can keep up, and angrily asserts that she expected someone to give them a tour. Lusamine, being a typical republican, is blind to the needs and wants of her child, who declares she'll give her own goddamn tour.
BUT SOPHOCLES WANT CAKE!
NEVERMIND, SOPHOCLES NO WANT DIE!
Lillie begins her angry little girl tour, and Faba announces to the world that he's coming... with the twerps.
STRANGER DANGER!
The twerps are shown to the Pokémon conservation area, which looks like a large outdoor park, with enough room for even Charizard.
Meanwhile, Sophocles sees a horrifying monster in the lake... except that monster seems to be pretty easy on the eyes, and isn't a monster at all, it's Professor Burnett!
Apparently today she wants to research if this facility is good enough for Pokémon, by which she swims around a bunch. Faba tries to call her out, but she's two steps ahead, and admits that she's mixing work and pleasure, and that it's good for her work.
Fucking wrecked, buddy!
Burnet and Wicke begin reading from the Aether Paradise brochure, and inform the twerps about how Aether Paradise takes in Pokémon to rehab them for release back into the wild.
During the tour, they stop by the Ditto Frat house, "Ditto, the Transform Pokémon. A Normal type. Ditto can rearrange their bodies' cells to change into other life forms. "
Since they could never figure out which Pokémon are Ditto if they transformed while out and about, this is the reason they get their own house.
Burnet informs it's time for their vaccinations, and asks if the twerps would like to help stab these poor Pokémon full of needles. And of course they do, duh!
Burnet gives them their shots, which they seem to hate. So much so that the one Sophocles is holding onto makes a break for it, escaping into GenPop.
Meanwhile, Team Rocket, still belaboring under the presumption that Nebby is a "proto-Koffing," drag a giant bag of trash through the conservation area, hoping the attract it, as much like Oscar the Grouch, Koffing loves trash.
Faba stops them to see if they've seen Ditto, before realizing they're lugging around trash.
The twerps have had no luck finding the escapee, and Lillie blames herself for not even trying to stop it, but they reassure her that it's not her fault, that Ditto just hates vaccinations, and the twerps agree they don't care for them either, especially Ash, because they hurt, even though he had no issue holding his poor Ditto against it's will to get vacc'd.
Kiawe points out what should have been obvious, that Ditto has likely transformed into another Pokémon, and now there's no way to know which one is Ditto... until they notice two Rotomdexes flying in the air. Everyone but Ash catches on, as he thinks it must be a mirror that someone just happens to be holding up in the air next to Rotom, just out of sight.
Oh you poor stupid child.
the second Rotom, which bares Ditto's facial features and says "Ditto, Ditto, Dit" flies away into the trees, likely to transform again.
Welp, Ditto got the drop on the twerps again, until Mallow notices a suspicious looking Exeggcute, with seven eggs?
Exeggcute don't have seven eggs, so clearly it's Ditto! Who ditches the Twerps again, this time in a murder of Jigglypuff, before bouncing again.
Sophocles realizes that Ditto's eyes give it away, because they look like dots and never change. Boy, Duplica must be really mad in that ditch where the series left her.
Ash point out they can find it by finding the one with dots for eyes, and surely they can find it in this brood of Quagsire... except all Quagsire have dots fr eyes.
Ditto: 1, Humans: 0.
Team Rocket watch as the twerps run around, and Jesse snacks on Star Candy she found in the kitchen.
Hey, Nebby likes Star Candy, and now it's right in front of Team Rocket!
But nevermind that for now, the twerps have cornered Ditto pretending to be Psyduck, who divebombs the twerps Pokémon in one final attempt to make it to freedom. The twerps all grab up their Pokémon... except Lillie, who suddenly can't touch Snowy again, which means it must be Ditto!
They bring Ditto back the the frat house, where Burnet pumps it full of drugs with a needle as it let's out an ear-piecing shriek!
Wicke and Burnet, who didn't help one bit, when you think about it, begin telling severely boring stories about two Comfey tangling themselves together and a Pikipek pecking a Sudowoodoo to explain something. i don't know, even Wicke's breasts couldn't keep me focused.
By the time I come back, Lusamine has arrived, after receiving reports that that Ditto they just caught got away, Lillie is upset (or something) because they got it back without her help, before Lillie gets a big ol' hug from her mamma.
Faba is upset that Lillie can touch Pokémon, and worries she may remember... that time!
Being the creepy bastard he is, I shutter to think what the incident could be, especially as it concerns touching!
Later in the night, Team Rocket are walking around, still apparently looking for "Proto-Koffing," when they find an open door out of nowhere. It appears to be a laboratory! Which shouldn't be a surprise as this whole building's basically a giant lab.
James (who CAN read) begins reading notes about something called Type:Null, and at the moment Meowth's Spidey-sense begins tingling.
Suddenly Nebby pops into the room, it wants to eat the Star Candy that Jesse dropped on the floor, Team Rocket attempt to get the drop on it, before it gets the drop on them, and they run into the evil, creepy Faba, who's upset they're in his creepy laboratory!
Team Rocket tries desperately to get out of this before Faba gets an idea... a creepy idea.
What could that idea be? Find out as the journey is...
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Pokemopolis Episode Name: Animal (Ditto) House!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: The Ditto's have a rager, and one attempts to escape from the fuzz.
Team Rocket: Didn't see anything. Nope, not nothing no way no how.
Moral Learnt: Needles hurt, so force down anyone who hates them to get them against their will.
Best Quotes
I'd rather watch paint dry than serve a dumb twerp.
Did you say fries?
Faba: WAIT FOR ME NEBBY, I'M COMING! ... oops.
Those does are running all over the place, at this rate we won't be able to catch a cold!
979: Deceiving Appearances!
Lillie, writing in her diary, after losing her very lucrative job as PokeDex to Rotom Dex, continues to steal the narrator's job and recap's last week's episode.
And as far as this week's episode is concerned the twerps are headed to Aether Paradise... hmm, that doesn't sound ominous or anything.
Once they've docked, obviously evil Faba and Wicke's breasts greet the twerps, and Ash is surprised to see the two... and also Wicke and Faba. Faba calls Lillie "little Miss Lillie," with a tone that just sends a chill straight up your spine, before calling her a darling little miss.
...Gentle Dodgers, please keep those phones in arms reach, just in case we need to collectively call the police.
Faba asks if Nebby is with them, to which Ash reveals he's in his backpack, and Faba can't contain himself before reaching into a child's backpack and pulling back... his round sleeping owl, which he then throws across the room.
Ash and Lillie yell at him, and he gives the world's most insincere apology ever.
On top of all this it turns out that Lusamine is so gosh darn busy, she wasn't able to meet Lillie and her dumb friends at the door, which makes Lillie really mad.
Oh hey, look who also made the trip! Why it's Team Rocket! At least, I think it is. I'm unsure due to their...
The twerps and Maybe Team Rocket ride up a stupidly over designed elevator, and then they remember that time an evil scientist employed them, especially their talking Meowth. They were already planning on stealing Aether Pokémon, but hell, might as well steal Pikachu and "Proto-Koffing", too.
Two birds, one stone and all that.
Lusamine greets the twerps in her ostentatious manor, with with bizarre opulent hair jewel. As she attempts to greet them, her phone is constantly ringing, interupting her.
She excuses herself, and answers her phone and continues to ignore her poor visitors.
The twerps chow down on a modest selection of sweets, as Lusamine continues her phone conversations, and Team Rocket is ordered to serve age appropriate beverages. Jesse hates it, and Sophocles thinks she's offering him fries, BECAUSE HE'S FAT!
Nebby begins chowing down on some Star Candy, and Faba continues to be the creepiest character in the series, as he realizes that he can use candy to lure the young Pokémon into his window-less van.
Lusamine finishes her call, and inquires if Lillie is managing to keep up, WHICH OFFENDS LILLIE! HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO KEEP UP, MOM!
Lillie is now super pissed that she thinks the only reason Lusamine invited her and her dumb friends was because she doesn't think she can keep up, and angrily asserts that she expected someone to give them a tour. Lusamine, being a typical republican, is blind to the needs and wants of her child, who declares she'll give her own goddamn tour.
BUT SOPHOCLES WANT CAKE!
NEVERMIND, SOPHOCLES NO WANT DIE!
Lillie begins her angry little girl tour, and Faba announces to the world that he's coming... with the twerps.
STRANGER DANGER!
The twerps are shown to the Pokémon conservation area, which looks like a large outdoor park, with enough room for even Charizard.
Meanwhile, Sophocles sees a horrifying monster in the lake... except that monster seems to be pretty easy on the eyes, and isn't a monster at all, it's Professor Burnett!
Apparently today she wants to research if this facility is good enough for Pokémon, by which she swims around a bunch. Faba tries to call her out, but she's two steps ahead, and admits that she's mixing work and pleasure, and that it's good for her work.
Fucking wrecked, buddy!
Burnet and Wicke begin reading from the Aether Paradise brochure, and inform the twerps about how Aether Paradise takes in Pokémon to rehab them for release back into the wild.
During the tour, they stop by the Ditto Frat house, "Ditto, the Transform Pokémon. A Normal type. Ditto can rearrange their bodies' cells to change into other life forms. "
Since they could never figure out which Pokémon are Ditto if they transformed while out and about, this is the reason they get their own house.
Burnet informs it's time for their vaccinations, and asks if the twerps would like to help stab these poor Pokémon full of needles. And of course they do, duh!
Burnet gives them their shots, which they seem to hate. So much so that the one Sophocles is holding onto makes a break for it, escaping into GenPop.
Meanwhile, Team Rocket, still belaboring under the presumption that Nebby is a "proto-Koffing," drag a giant bag of trash through the conservation area, hoping the attract it, as much like Oscar the Grouch, Koffing loves trash.
Faba stops them to see if they've seen Ditto, before realizing they're lugging around trash.
The twerps have had no luck finding the escapee, and Lillie blames herself for not even trying to stop it, but they reassure her that it's not her fault, that Ditto just hates vaccinations, and the twerps agree they don't care for them either, especially Ash, because they hurt, even though he had no issue holding his poor Ditto against it's will to get vacc'd.
Kiawe points out what should have been obvious, that Ditto has likely transformed into another Pokémon, and now there's no way to know which one is Ditto... until they notice two Rotomdexes flying in the air. Everyone but Ash catches on, as he thinks it must be a mirror that someone just happens to be holding up in the air next to Rotom, just out of sight.
Oh you poor stupid child.
the second Rotom, which bares Ditto's facial features and says "Ditto, Ditto, Dit" flies away into the trees, likely to transform again.
Welp, Ditto got the drop on the twerps again, until Mallow notices a suspicious looking Exeggcute, with seven eggs?
Exeggcute don't have seven eggs, so clearly it's Ditto! Who ditches the Twerps again, this time in a murder of Jigglypuff, before bouncing again.
Sophocles realizes that Ditto's eyes give it away, because they look like dots and never change. Boy, Duplica must be really mad in that ditch where the series left her.
Ash point out they can find it by finding the one with dots for eyes, and surely they can find it in this brood of Quagsire... except all Quagsire have dots fr eyes.
Ditto: 1, Humans: 0.
Team Rocket watch as the twerps run around, and Jesse snacks on Star Candy she found in the kitchen.
Hey, Nebby likes Star Candy, and now it's right in front of Team Rocket!
But nevermind that for now, the twerps have cornered Ditto pretending to be Psyduck, who divebombs the twerps Pokémon in one final attempt to make it to freedom. The twerps all grab up their Pokémon... except Lillie, who suddenly can't touch Snowy again, which means it must be Ditto!
They bring Ditto back the the frat house, where Burnet pumps it full of drugs with a needle as it let's out an ear-piecing shriek!
Wicke and Burnet, who didn't help one bit, when you think about it, begin telling severely boring stories about two Comfey tangling themselves together and a Pikipek pecking a Sudowoodoo to explain something. i don't know, even Wicke's breasts couldn't keep me focused.
By the time I come back, Lusamine has arrived, after receiving reports that that Ditto they just caught got away, Lillie is upset (or something) because they got it back without her help, before Lillie gets a big ol' hug from her mamma.
Faba is upset that Lillie can touch Pokémon, and worries she may remember... that time!
Being the creepy bastard he is, I shutter to think what the incident could be, especially as it concerns touching!
Later in the night, Team Rocket are walking around, still apparently looking for "Proto-Koffing," when they find an open door out of nowhere. It appears to be a laboratory! Which shouldn't be a surprise as this whole building's basically a giant lab.
James (who CAN read) begins reading notes about something called Type:Null, and at the moment Meowth's Spidey-sense begins tingling.
Suddenly Nebby pops into the room, it wants to eat the Star Candy that Jesse dropped on the floor, Team Rocket attempt to get the drop on it, before it gets the drop on them, and they run into the evil, creepy Faba, who's upset they're in his creepy laboratory!
Team Rocket tries desperately to get out of this before Faba gets an idea... a creepy idea.
What could that idea be? Find out as the journey is...
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Pokemopolis Episode Name: Animal (Ditto) House!
Dodgyness Rating: 3/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: The Ditto's have a rager, and one attempts to escape from the fuzz.
Team Rocket: Didn't see anything. Nope, not nothing no way no how.
Moral Learnt: Needles hurt, so force down anyone who hates them to get them against their will.
Best Quotes
I'd rather watch paint dry than serve a dumb twerp.Did you say fries?Faba: WAIT FOR ME NEBBY, I'M COMING! ... oops.
Those does are running all over the place, at this rate we won't be able to catch a cold!
