Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Feb 3, 2018 0:04:12 GMT -4
944: Mokurō tōjō! Arōra de Pokemon getto da ze
937: First Catch in Alola, Ketchum-style!
An old lady in a market feeds a fire red kitten a bowl full of berries as a bunch of woodpecker like Pokémon fly overhead. She refers to them as a "Pipikek flock," and thinks it's wonderful that they've come along. The Pipikek immediately begin flying towards the market and stealing as much food as they possible can!
The woman says this is good though, because they only do it once a year, so this complete theft is fine. abundance of nature must be shared with everyone, though this doesn't exactly answer why they HAVE to invade the market. Are their not enough berries in the forest for the Pokémon because humans picked the place blind? Are the Pokémon providing a protection service for the people, and this is their payment? Alola puts on a good face, but is clearly the top to a seedy underbelly of many kinds of shady shit in this supposedly happy paradise.
Next time Ash bitches about Team Rocket stealing, they should use the "abundance of nature should be shared with everyone" defense.
And hey, speaking of Ash, he's fighting that weird Bug-type he met before. "Grubbin, the Larva Pokémon. A Bug type. Grubbin scrapes trees with its large jaws and drinks their sap. It makes its home underground. "
Ash has Pikachu hit it with Thunderbolt, before Rotom Dex tells Ash*cough*the kids at home*cough* that to catch a Pokémon he has to weaken it in battle, and then throw a Pokéball at it, which Ash does, could this possibly be the...
The ball wobbles and spins and shakes and quakes and...
NOPE!
Grubbin jumps out if it's Pokébll and doesn't seem to want to fight anymore, so it burrows underground. Ash tells Pikachu to use Quick Attack when it comes up, and it does so... behind Lillie, scaring her.
Pikachu aware of the situation, make a running Quick Attack toward's Grubbin who sprays Sting Shot between the twerps, disorienting it, allowing Grubbin to get one last attack in, before it fucks off for good.
Pikachu isn't doing too well, it got hit by a direct hit by Grubbin, and Pikachu's down for the count. I don't think he's hurt so much as embarrased. Ash takes Pikachu to the Pokémon Center, where they'll lock it in a room and play sad music for it, until he cries his feelings out.
And hey, speaking of Team Rocket, they're hidden away in an alcove away from Bewear, Jesse attempting to catch Mimikyu, because she has nothing else going on right now. She throws Pokéball after Pokéball at it, and it jut swats them away. This infuriates Jesse since IT legitimately agreed to help them, but refuses to be caught.
Meowth comments that it's not tired, so it can't be caught, and Jesse reminds them loudly that she needs to catch Mimikyu because they can't beat Bewear, and they're Bewear will only do god knows what to them once ot finds them. This shocks the others, but especially James, who drops the Pokéball he was holding for some reason.
It's a Luxury Ball, apparently they make DIFFERENT kinds of Pokballs. Who knew?
James pleads with her to not use it, because it's for his precious collection. Jesse isn't impressed and decides to use to on Mimkyu. She winds up, and then pitches, and Mimikyu apparently knows what kind of luxury awaits it inside, and it's catch. It's the first catch in Alola, Jesse-style. Team Rocket is extremely excited that Mimikyu's a part of the team, well, all but one member, James, who will never complete his collection now.
In their excitement they accidentally alert Bewear to their position and it greets Jesse with an ear piercing shriek. Well, what's about to happen next, I don't know if it can be considered anything but dodgy. It sits Jesse down and pours some sticky liquid into her mouth.
AND SHE LOVES IT!
Not wanting to be left out, Meowth and James demand to have the sticky stuff in their mouths too, and like a classic drug dealer Bewear's happy to ablige pouring the stuff in their mouths getting them hooked like junkies.
And hey, speaking of bad segue, the twerps are at the Pokémon Center tending to Pikachu's emotional trauma, and as Blissey sends Pikachu off Rotom Dex takes this time to inform Ash (and the kids at home) to tell Ash a thing he already knows, while getting pictures of a Machamp, Machoke and their trainer flexing in a No Flex Zone.
Ash notices the strange Pokémon just fluttering around the center and asks what it is. "Comfey, the Posy Picker Pokémon. A Fairy type. It releases a relaxing scent from the flowers it picks. The scent has a healing effect and can cure status conditions."
It then gives Ash it's lei, and he goes dumb... well, dumber and declares that it's the perfect Pokémon for Nurse Joy, making her a drug dealer of a different stripe.
Boy, the cracks of the Alolan society are already starting to show.
Not wanting to feel left out, Mallow loudly proclaims that Blissey is also perfect for Nurse Joy, "Blissey, the Happiness Pokémon. A Normal type. When it senses someone sad with its fur, it will rush over, no matter how far, and share its Lucky Egg that brings a smile to everyone."
Blissey's Pokédex entry is delivered over a scene of Blissey giving it's egg to a particularly bummed Sableye.
He must also have gotten beaten up by a Grubbin.
And Pikachu's back, and happy again. He must have gotten a prescription from Dealer Comfey.
To test Pikachu's attitude Rotom Dex pulls his tail, and I don't think I have to tell you how that ended. So I won't.
Hey look, it's the Pipikek flock from earlier, and an incredibly pissed off looking Toucan Pokémon. The Pipikek drop off their stolen wares, pleasing their very own crime Boss.
Except for a fat little owl Pokémon carrying a wind chime. Once he lands and places the chime he catches an earful for not bringing back more stolen fruit, and told to fuck off until he does.
It obliges, against it's will as the Crime lord Toucan watches it fly off.
By complete coincidence, the Twerps are also eating fruit, and Ash declares that today's the day he catches a Pokémon. If he looks hard enough he might find one in his fruit salad.
Rotom Dex tells him there's a very high chance he'll find one in the forest behind the school, which happens to be where Mallow found Bounsweet, which looks a lot like a berry.
What? Don't believe me, just ask the OOOWWWWWLLLL Pokémon, who dives on he trying to taste her sweet juices. Except, unlike a berry, Bounsweet isn't keen on being eaten, and repels it with an attack. Rotom Dex gives us the lowdown, "Rowlet, the Grass Quill Pokémon. A Grass and Flying type. It stores energy during the day from photosynthesis. It swoops down without making a sound and unleashes a powerful kick without being noticed. "
Rotom however notices that despite what it just said, Bounsweet absolutely noticed Rowlet, and defended against it, twice.
Mallow isn't surprised, because Bounsweet is used to it. Before she can prattle on, Rotom cuts her right the fuck off, "Bounsweet, the Fruit Pokémon. A Grass type. It's always emitting a delicious scent from its body. Lured by its scent, many flying Pokémon mistake it for a berry."
Rowlet tries again, and again is met with complete resistance. That's three in a row, and he gets knocked back into a powerline, and dangles upside down. Fortunately it's not shocked to it's death. However, that 20 foot fall it's about to take just might do the job.
Ash catches it, in a not quite action hero, but almost moment.
Rowlet wakes up laying on Ash's backpack, he's happy it's alive, but Rowlet appears to be suffering a slight concussion, until it snaps out of it and realizes it's still alive! It's alive, it loves being alive! It then proceeds to eat Ash's fruit bowl, and a banana he feeds it. Which is interesting considering that "photosynthesis" bit Rotom mentioned earlier.
With Rowlet's pride recovering, Ash pets it and ask if he can catch it, but Rowlet is more worried about that ass beating he'll catch if he doesn't bring back any stolen food.
Team Rocket surveil their surroundings and see Bewear nowhere in sight. Meowth and Wobuffet caress their protruding stomachs as Meowth thanks Bewear for stuffing them.
Oh my, there's clearly something in that "honey" of Bewear's. And in nine months they'll be something coming out of Meowth and Wobuffet.
But they're both boys. Oh god, how will that work? Very painfully I assume.
Before Team Rocket can escape they're assailed by the bird mafia, and become victims of legitimate actual theft.
Jesse riles the boys up to go after them and steal back what's theres, or i guess Bewear's, because they owe it for feeding them, and giving them shelter, and two pregnant male Pokémon.
Back at the nest the Mob Boss Bird paces in it's nest mumbling "Toucan... Toucannon," as it remembers the strange set of circumstances that brought Rowlet into the family. It being a bird however, I'm not sure it has the cognitive faculties to realize that Rowlet is of a different species.
Anyway, Rowlet flies in with that watermelon that it haphazardly stoled from Ash, and gets positvely reaffirmed in it's deeds.
The twerps who followed it all the way managed to make it to the nest, and now Rotom Dex will fill us in on what all these Pokémon are called.
"Pikipek, the Woodpecker Pokémon. A Normal and Flying type. It can unleash sixteen pecks per second to drill a hole into a tree where it stores food," "Trumbeak, the Bugle Beak Pokémon, and the evolved form of Pikipek. It attacks its opponents by firing seeds stored in its beak," "Toucannon, the Cannon Pokémon, and the evolved form of Trumbeak. Its beak heats up to over two hundred degrees, and its peck can inflict a serious burn."
Rotom Dex touches Toucannon's supposedly two hundred degree beak for some reason and is surprised it's beak isn't hot, so Toucannon, like all Mob Bosses is more than pleased to show it his trick, and burns Rotom.
Honestly, what did it think was going to happen?
Ash is amazed to see a real life crime family, but less pleased to his his other crime friends.
"Did someone ask something? We're here to find out!"
"Noble answers are what we're all about!"
"The beauty so radiant the flowers and moon hide in shame, a single flower of evil in this fleeting world, Jesse!"
"The nobly heroic man of our times, the master of darkness fighting back against a tragic world, it's James!"
"It's all for one and one for all, a glittering dark star that always shines bright, dig it, while Meowth takes flight!"
"TEAM ROCKET, LET'S FIGHT!"
"That's right!"
"Wobbbuuuffffeeet!"
Mallow displays her incredible ability to REMEMBER THINGS, and announces that those are those guys from the other day.
Ash demands they let Pikipek and the others go, and team Rocket shouts that they have a legitimate gripe with these Pokémon, and for the hell of it, they'll give Pikachu to their boss because why not, so Jesse sends out Mimikyu, who see's Pikachu and launches a Shadow Ball, he has Pikachu counter with Electro Ball, making this the battle of who's got the biggest balls.
Ash uses that thing between his ears he calls a brain and has Rowlet secretly make an attempt to free his mafioso brothers from Team Rocket, while he distracts them next with an Iron Tail that Pikachu hits square between the eyes. Except not it's real eyes, but the fake eyes on the fake head part, which skeeves the fuck out of Pikachu.
Rowlet use it's previously discussed kick to destroy Team Rocket's netting, setting a gang of criminals free, while Mimikyu plays rough with Pikachu, using a move Meowth calls "Play Rough," funny how that worked out.
Mimikyu is legitimately laying the wood on Pikachu, and is about to go for ACTUAL MURDER with Shadow Claw, until Rowlet uses leafage to slow it down and make the save.
The Leafage disoriented Mimikyu who can't spot Pikachu until it's too late, and it gets a face full of Thunderbolt.
Mimikyu's disoriented - even more - but it doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit," all it knows is that Pikachu gon' die today. It preps another Shadow Ball... and something... grabs Team Rocket, and Mimikyu.
It's Bewear!
It's back to the sex dungeon, where it'll more than likely full Team Rocket's mouths again, with more of it's honey from it's private collection. Though, they do still have the food they stole back, so, like, I guess they kind of win this time?
NOT TOTAL FAILURE!
The Pikipek and Trumbeak stand around Rowlet and loudly babble their approval, as The Boss Bird subtly nods.
Ash congratulates Rowlet, and Rotom congratulates it on it's kick, before Ash sets it town and prepares to leave without it.
Ash's reasoning is simple, yet logical. Rowlet already has a family, and Ash don't want to press his luck for fear of finding a Rapidash head in his bed the next morning.
He walks off and Rowlet is clearly in despair, Toucannon realizing his owl son isn't cut out for this life of crime nudges him along and gives him the bleesing of the "family" to go with Ash. Rowlet wastes no time and flies back into Ash's backpack, and let's him know it wants to come with him.
Ash is excited because this is truly what he actually wanted, never mind that sappy shit he was talking about earlier. Rowlet let's Ash catch it in his Pokéball, and Ash has his First Catch in Alola (I GET IT!), and it's not a lame ass Grubbin. Rotom Dex is shocked at Ash's method of catching a Pokémon, which was basically building a bond with Rowlet, and letting it decide on it's own that it wants to join him.
Ash let's it out of it's ball, and it immediately flies back into it's backpack. As the narrator states, with Ash now having his first Pokémon the journey is just beginning, but it's also...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: The Godfather Bird, Part 1!
Dodgyness Rating: 5/5
Animation: 4/5
Story: The bad guys win.
Team Rocket: Dragged into the sex dungeon.
Moral Learnt: Don't fuck with the mafia.
Best Quotes
Bewear says it's time to strap on the old feed bag!
Jesse's not a bag!
And 'tanks to Bewear's yummy honey we're stuffed, too!
937: First Catch in Alola, Ketchum-style!
An old lady in a market feeds a fire red kitten a bowl full of berries as a bunch of woodpecker like Pokémon fly overhead. She refers to them as a "Pipikek flock," and thinks it's wonderful that they've come along. The Pipikek immediately begin flying towards the market and stealing as much food as they possible can!
The woman says this is good though, because they only do it once a year, so this complete theft is fine. abundance of nature must be shared with everyone, though this doesn't exactly answer why they HAVE to invade the market. Are their not enough berries in the forest for the Pokémon because humans picked the place blind? Are the Pokémon providing a protection service for the people, and this is their payment? Alola puts on a good face, but is clearly the top to a seedy underbelly of many kinds of shady shit in this supposedly happy paradise.
Next time Ash bitches about Team Rocket stealing, they should use the "abundance of nature should be shared with everyone" defense.
And hey, speaking of Ash, he's fighting that weird Bug-type he met before. "Grubbin, the Larva Pokémon. A Bug type. Grubbin scrapes trees with its large jaws and drinks their sap. It makes its home underground. "
Ash has Pikachu hit it with Thunderbolt, before Rotom Dex tells Ash*cough*the kids at home*cough* that to catch a Pokémon he has to weaken it in battle, and then throw a Pokéball at it, which Ash does, could this possibly be the...
The ball wobbles and spins and shakes and quakes and...
NOPE!
Grubbin jumps out if it's Pokébll and doesn't seem to want to fight anymore, so it burrows underground. Ash tells Pikachu to use Quick Attack when it comes up, and it does so... behind Lillie, scaring her.
Pikachu aware of the situation, make a running Quick Attack toward's Grubbin who sprays Sting Shot between the twerps, disorienting it, allowing Grubbin to get one last attack in, before it fucks off for good.
Pikachu isn't doing too well, it got hit by a direct hit by Grubbin, and Pikachu's down for the count. I don't think he's hurt so much as embarrased. Ash takes Pikachu to the Pokémon Center, where they'll lock it in a room and play sad music for it, until he cries his feelings out.
And hey, speaking of Team Rocket, they're hidden away in an alcove away from Bewear, Jesse attempting to catch Mimikyu, because she has nothing else going on right now. She throws Pokéball after Pokéball at it, and it jut swats them away. This infuriates Jesse since IT legitimately agreed to help them, but refuses to be caught.
Meowth comments that it's not tired, so it can't be caught, and Jesse reminds them loudly that she needs to catch Mimikyu because they can't beat Bewear, and they're Bewear will only do god knows what to them once ot finds them. This shocks the others, but especially James, who drops the Pokéball he was holding for some reason.
It's a Luxury Ball, apparently they make DIFFERENT kinds of Pokballs. Who knew?
James pleads with her to not use it, because it's for his precious collection. Jesse isn't impressed and decides to use to on Mimkyu. She winds up, and then pitches, and Mimikyu apparently knows what kind of luxury awaits it inside, and it's catch. It's the first catch in Alola, Jesse-style. Team Rocket is extremely excited that Mimikyu's a part of the team, well, all but one member, James, who will never complete his collection now.
In their excitement they accidentally alert Bewear to their position and it greets Jesse with an ear piercing shriek. Well, what's about to happen next, I don't know if it can be considered anything but dodgy. It sits Jesse down and pours some sticky liquid into her mouth.
AND SHE LOVES IT!
Not wanting to be left out, Meowth and James demand to have the sticky stuff in their mouths too, and like a classic drug dealer Bewear's happy to ablige pouring the stuff in their mouths getting them hooked like junkies.
And hey, speaking of bad segue, the twerps are at the Pokémon Center tending to Pikachu's emotional trauma, and as Blissey sends Pikachu off Rotom Dex takes this time to inform Ash (and the kids at home) to tell Ash a thing he already knows, while getting pictures of a Machamp, Machoke and their trainer flexing in a No Flex Zone.
Ash notices the strange Pokémon just fluttering around the center and asks what it is. "Comfey, the Posy Picker Pokémon. A Fairy type. It releases a relaxing scent from the flowers it picks. The scent has a healing effect and can cure status conditions."
It then gives Ash it's lei, and he goes dumb... well, dumber and declares that it's the perfect Pokémon for Nurse Joy, making her a drug dealer of a different stripe.
Boy, the cracks of the Alolan society are already starting to show.
Not wanting to feel left out, Mallow loudly proclaims that Blissey is also perfect for Nurse Joy, "Blissey, the Happiness Pokémon. A Normal type. When it senses someone sad with its fur, it will rush over, no matter how far, and share its Lucky Egg that brings a smile to everyone."
Blissey's Pokédex entry is delivered over a scene of Blissey giving it's egg to a particularly bummed Sableye.
He must also have gotten beaten up by a Grubbin.
And Pikachu's back, and happy again. He must have gotten a prescription from Dealer Comfey.
To test Pikachu's attitude Rotom Dex pulls his tail, and I don't think I have to tell you how that ended. So I won't.
Hey look, it's the Pipikek flock from earlier, and an incredibly pissed off looking Toucan Pokémon. The Pipikek drop off their stolen wares, pleasing their very own crime Boss.
Except for a fat little owl Pokémon carrying a wind chime. Once he lands and places the chime he catches an earful for not bringing back more stolen fruit, and told to fuck off until he does.
It obliges, against it's will as the Crime lord Toucan watches it fly off.
By complete coincidence, the Twerps are also eating fruit, and Ash declares that today's the day he catches a Pokémon. If he looks hard enough he might find one in his fruit salad.
Rotom Dex tells him there's a very high chance he'll find one in the forest behind the school, which happens to be where Mallow found Bounsweet, which looks a lot like a berry.
What? Don't believe me, just ask the OOOWWWWWLLLL Pokémon, who dives on he trying to taste her sweet juices. Except, unlike a berry, Bounsweet isn't keen on being eaten, and repels it with an attack. Rotom Dex gives us the lowdown, "Rowlet, the Grass Quill Pokémon. A Grass and Flying type. It stores energy during the day from photosynthesis. It swoops down without making a sound and unleashes a powerful kick without being noticed. "
Rotom however notices that despite what it just said, Bounsweet absolutely noticed Rowlet, and defended against it, twice.
Mallow isn't surprised, because Bounsweet is used to it. Before she can prattle on, Rotom cuts her right the fuck off, "Bounsweet, the Fruit Pokémon. A Grass type. It's always emitting a delicious scent from its body. Lured by its scent, many flying Pokémon mistake it for a berry."
Rowlet tries again, and again is met with complete resistance. That's three in a row, and he gets knocked back into a powerline, and dangles upside down. Fortunately it's not shocked to it's death. However, that 20 foot fall it's about to take just might do the job.
Ash catches it, in a not quite action hero, but almost moment.
Rowlet wakes up laying on Ash's backpack, he's happy it's alive, but Rowlet appears to be suffering a slight concussion, until it snaps out of it and realizes it's still alive! It's alive, it loves being alive! It then proceeds to eat Ash's fruit bowl, and a banana he feeds it. Which is interesting considering that "photosynthesis" bit Rotom mentioned earlier.
With Rowlet's pride recovering, Ash pets it and ask if he can catch it, but Rowlet is more worried about that ass beating he'll catch if he doesn't bring back any stolen food.
Team Rocket surveil their surroundings and see Bewear nowhere in sight. Meowth and Wobuffet caress their protruding stomachs as Meowth thanks Bewear for stuffing them.
Oh my, there's clearly something in that "honey" of Bewear's. And in nine months they'll be something coming out of Meowth and Wobuffet.
But they're both boys. Oh god, how will that work? Very painfully I assume.
Before Team Rocket can escape they're assailed by the bird mafia, and become victims of legitimate actual theft.
Jesse riles the boys up to go after them and steal back what's theres, or i guess Bewear's, because they owe it for feeding them, and giving them shelter, and two pregnant male Pokémon.
Back at the nest the Mob Boss Bird paces in it's nest mumbling "Toucan... Toucannon," as it remembers the strange set of circumstances that brought Rowlet into the family. It being a bird however, I'm not sure it has the cognitive faculties to realize that Rowlet is of a different species.
Anyway, Rowlet flies in with that watermelon that it haphazardly stoled from Ash, and gets positvely reaffirmed in it's deeds.
The twerps who followed it all the way managed to make it to the nest, and now Rotom Dex will fill us in on what all these Pokémon are called.
"Pikipek, the Woodpecker Pokémon. A Normal and Flying type. It can unleash sixteen pecks per second to drill a hole into a tree where it stores food," "Trumbeak, the Bugle Beak Pokémon, and the evolved form of Pikipek. It attacks its opponents by firing seeds stored in its beak," "Toucannon, the Cannon Pokémon, and the evolved form of Trumbeak. Its beak heats up to over two hundred degrees, and its peck can inflict a serious burn."
Rotom Dex touches Toucannon's supposedly two hundred degree beak for some reason and is surprised it's beak isn't hot, so Toucannon, like all Mob Bosses is more than pleased to show it his trick, and burns Rotom.
Honestly, what did it think was going to happen?
Ash is amazed to see a real life crime family, but less pleased to his his other crime friends.
"Did someone ask something? We're here to find out!"
"Noble answers are what we're all about!"
"The beauty so radiant the flowers and moon hide in shame, a single flower of evil in this fleeting world, Jesse!"
"The nobly heroic man of our times, the master of darkness fighting back against a tragic world, it's James!"
"It's all for one and one for all, a glittering dark star that always shines bright, dig it, while Meowth takes flight!"
"TEAM ROCKET, LET'S FIGHT!"
"That's right!"
"Wobbbuuuffffeeet!"
Mallow displays her incredible ability to REMEMBER THINGS, and announces that those are those guys from the other day.
Ash demands they let Pikipek and the others go, and team Rocket shouts that they have a legitimate gripe with these Pokémon, and for the hell of it, they'll give Pikachu to their boss because why not, so Jesse sends out Mimikyu, who see's Pikachu and launches a Shadow Ball, he has Pikachu counter with Electro Ball, making this the battle of who's got the biggest balls.
Ash uses that thing between his ears he calls a brain and has Rowlet secretly make an attempt to free his mafioso brothers from Team Rocket, while he distracts them next with an Iron Tail that Pikachu hits square between the eyes. Except not it's real eyes, but the fake eyes on the fake head part, which skeeves the fuck out of Pikachu.
Rowlet use it's previously discussed kick to destroy Team Rocket's netting, setting a gang of criminals free, while Mimikyu plays rough with Pikachu, using a move Meowth calls "Play Rough," funny how that worked out.
Mimikyu is legitimately laying the wood on Pikachu, and is about to go for ACTUAL MURDER with Shadow Claw, until Rowlet uses leafage to slow it down and make the save.
The Leafage disoriented Mimikyu who can't spot Pikachu until it's too late, and it gets a face full of Thunderbolt.
Mimikyu's disoriented - even more - but it doesn't know the meaning of the word "quit," all it knows is that Pikachu gon' die today. It preps another Shadow Ball... and something... grabs Team Rocket, and Mimikyu.
It's Bewear!
It's back to the sex dungeon, where it'll more than likely full Team Rocket's mouths again, with more of it's honey from it's private collection. Though, they do still have the food they stole back, so, like, I guess they kind of win this time?
NOT TOTAL FAILURE!
The Pikipek and Trumbeak stand around Rowlet and loudly babble their approval, as The Boss Bird subtly nods.
Ash congratulates Rowlet, and Rotom congratulates it on it's kick, before Ash sets it town and prepares to leave without it.
Ash's reasoning is simple, yet logical. Rowlet already has a family, and Ash don't want to press his luck for fear of finding a Rapidash head in his bed the next morning.
He walks off and Rowlet is clearly in despair, Toucannon realizing his owl son isn't cut out for this life of crime nudges him along and gives him the bleesing of the "family" to go with Ash. Rowlet wastes no time and flies back into Ash's backpack, and let's him know it wants to come with him.
Ash is excited because this is truly what he actually wanted, never mind that sappy shit he was talking about earlier. Rowlet let's Ash catch it in his Pokéball, and Ash has his First Catch in Alola (I GET IT!), and it's not a lame ass Grubbin. Rotom Dex is shocked at Ash's method of catching a Pokémon, which was basically building a bond with Rowlet, and letting it decide on it's own that it wants to join him.
Ash let's it out of it's ball, and it immediately flies back into it's backpack. As the narrator states, with Ash now having his first Pokémon the journey is just beginning, but it's also...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: The Godfather Bird, Part 1!
Dodgyness Rating: 5/5
Animation: 4/5
Story: The bad guys win.
Team Rocket: Dragged into the sex dungeon.
Moral Learnt: Don't fuck with the mafia.
Best Quotes
Bewear says it's time to strap on the old feed bag!Jesse's not a bag!And 'tanks to Bewear's yummy honey we're stuffed, too!
