Post by Ryu Taylor, Dub Lover on Mar 3, 2016 18:45:10 GMT -4
897: Hot-blooded Hariborg! Puni-chan is being targeted!!
890: Love Strikes! Eevee, Yikes!
At a local Pokémon Center, the Twerps call Professor Smexymore on Pokeskype to inquire about Bonnie’s new pet phlegm ball. Turns out the Professor is as clueless as the Pokedex about it. And it turns out that everyone on both sides of the conversation is clueless about the wire-tapping Team Rocket is currently doing. They decide to capture this new specimen, already thinking of names to give it. The choices between them are “Beautiful Jess”, “Meowth Junior”, or “Cool James”.
Meowth decided not to ego-stroke with his chosen nickname? How humble.
Back inside, Squishy occupies Dedenne’s spot in Bonnie’s bag. Noticing this, Serena decides to renovate it to fit both. Going outside, Squishy Seismic Senses for more of its identical brethren, hopefully keeping its search out of everyone’s sinuses. Finding nothing worthwhile, it settles down to sleep.
Oh, yes. Almost forgot to mention that we get to see Twinklepaws again. Long time, no see. But while Bonnie brushes her fur, something else sees her, too.
And so, at first sight…
Bag renovations are complete, so now there’s room for both Dedenne and Squishy.
Hopefully that makeover included scotch-guarding.
Time to move on to more important matters, like practicing for the next Pokémon Showcase. But it’s during practice for a dance routine that the mysterious and horny Pokémon makes his move…
A new definition of “making violent love” if I ever saw one.
It connects with a Protect, blocking its love. And as Ash checks his Pokedex for info on the violent lover, it’s identified as Quilladin, Chespin’s evolved form.
“Chespin evolves into that?” Bonnie asks, speaking for the whole fandom’s first impressions upon its first reveal.
Quilladin’s violent lovemaking includes a Rollout attack, which also misses. Pancham and Chespin step in to help Twinklepaws block the horny intruder’s advances. To no avail, though, as it finally closes in on the object of its affection. Scared, Twinklepaws uses Double Team.
…such resistance only making Quilladin harder.
Apparently so hard that all the blood going to its crotch causes it to faint.
After awakening, it decides to be more gentle by bringing flowers. Twinklepaws has none of it, though, and runs off. The lovemaker is crushed and spurns Pancham and Chespin’s attempts at reassurance. Then, an idea arrives…
Take out the hypotenuse, of course!
Pancham accepts the horndog’s challenge. Stone Edge blocks its not-heart shaped Vine Whip, but it does a mid-air Rollout, which Pancham avoids and lands a Dark Pulse after. Quilladin had blocked it with Needle Arm, though, and comes swinging with them. Pancham’s Arm Thrust doesn’t help, and neither does the sight of Twinklepaws sleeping.
Somehow, it gets the idea to challenge the other hypotenuse, somehow missing the one that was right next to his crush. Anyway, fight’s on.
Quilladin dodges Chespin’s Tackle, but not its Pin Missile, which it blocks with its shell. From the sidelines, Twinklepaws yawns. A Squishy plush is dropped in front of the real snotball and moves on its own with Dedenne following it. It then explodes and releases a net that captures the two little ones as well as Bunnelby and Twinklepaws.
“Prepare for trouble we stir up so well.”
“And make it double, that’s where I excel.”
“To protect the world from dumb Pokémon names.” (Oh, I can give you a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong list of those)
“To unite Team Rocket with fortunes and fames!”
“To denounce all the boredom that you twerps create.”
“To extend our name, thus sealing our fate!”
“Jessie!”
“And James!”
“Team Rocket blasts off as creatively as ever!”
“When we name a Pokémon, it’s a permanent endeavor!”
“Meowth, I’m clever!”
Ash sends Talonflame and Noibat to look for Team Rocket after their getaway succeeds.
By the way, when it comes to naming Pokémon…
Team Rocket doesn’t manage to take their catches too far before Bunnelby opens the net with his teeth. Too busy arguing over who caught it and therefore gets the right to name it. But when Jessie goes to consult “Beautiful Jess” about it, she notices the empty and broken net and has the balloon turn back to chase down her “Beautiful Jess”.
The twerps continue their search, though the constant bickering between Quilladin, Pancham, and Chespin impedes progress.
Team Rocket manages to catch up to the escapees on foot and begins a battle with them. Bunnelby lands a Wild Charge on Gourgeist, and Dedenne lands a Nuzzle on Inkay, taking a Shadow Ball afterwards. Mud Shot and Dig prove to be ineffective as a Seed Bomb knocks Bunnelby out of the ground. Deciding the battle’s won, Jessie calls out to her “Beautiful Jess”. Meowth calls out to his “Meowth Junior”. And James calls out to his “Cool James”. Yet another argument breaks out with Jessie denouncing “Cool James” as a hippie’s name. At that point, the twerps catch up to the altercation going on. At last, it appears Quilladin is willing to work with Pancham and Chespin to win this fight. And with this newfound teamwork, they make total fools out of Team Rocket and send them blasting off again.
So, who gets Twinklepaws?
Not the guest Casanova. Too bad.
Serena lets the lover know about how shy Twinklepaws is, and so he gives up…
…and rebounds upon seeing a passing Flareon. He is then off. The twerps are now free to train for their various goals, as the journey is…
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Quilladin, the Violent Lovemaker
Dodgyness Rating: 4/5
Animation: 4/5
Story: A horny Quilladin wants Twinklepaws.
Team Rocket: Wants Squishy.
Moral Learnt: Love is not always requited.
890: Love Strikes! Eevee, Yikes!
At a local Pokémon Center, the Twerps call Professor Smexymore on Pokeskype to inquire about Bonnie’s new pet phlegm ball. Turns out the Professor is as clueless as the Pokedex about it. And it turns out that everyone on both sides of the conversation is clueless about the wire-tapping Team Rocket is currently doing. They decide to capture this new specimen, already thinking of names to give it. The choices between them are “Beautiful Jess”, “Meowth Junior”, or “Cool James”.
Meowth decided not to ego-stroke with his chosen nickname? How humble.
Back inside, Squishy occupies Dedenne’s spot in Bonnie’s bag. Noticing this, Serena decides to renovate it to fit both. Going outside, Squishy Seismic Senses for more of its identical brethren, hopefully keeping its search out of everyone’s sinuses. Finding nothing worthwhile, it settles down to sleep.
Oh, yes. Almost forgot to mention that we get to see Twinklepaws again. Long time, no see. But while Bonnie brushes her fur, something else sees her, too.
And so, at first sight…
Bag renovations are complete, so now there’s room for both Dedenne and Squishy.
Hopefully that makeover included scotch-guarding.
Time to move on to more important matters, like practicing for the next Pokémon Showcase. But it’s during practice for a dance routine that the mysterious and horny Pokémon makes his move…
A new definition of “making violent love” if I ever saw one.
It connects with a Protect, blocking its love. And as Ash checks his Pokedex for info on the violent lover, it’s identified as Quilladin, Chespin’s evolved form.
“Chespin evolves into that?” Bonnie asks, speaking for the whole fandom’s first impressions upon its first reveal.
Quilladin’s violent lovemaking includes a Rollout attack, which also misses. Pancham and Chespin step in to help Twinklepaws block the horny intruder’s advances. To no avail, though, as it finally closes in on the object of its affection. Scared, Twinklepaws uses Double Team.
…such resistance only making Quilladin harder.
Apparently so hard that all the blood going to its crotch causes it to faint.
After awakening, it decides to be more gentle by bringing flowers. Twinklepaws has none of it, though, and runs off. The lovemaker is crushed and spurns Pancham and Chespin’s attempts at reassurance. Then, an idea arrives…
Take out the hypotenuse, of course!
Pancham accepts the horndog’s challenge. Stone Edge blocks its not-heart shaped Vine Whip, but it does a mid-air Rollout, which Pancham avoids and lands a Dark Pulse after. Quilladin had blocked it with Needle Arm, though, and comes swinging with them. Pancham’s Arm Thrust doesn’t help, and neither does the sight of Twinklepaws sleeping.
Somehow, it gets the idea to challenge the other hypotenuse, somehow missing the one that was right next to his crush. Anyway, fight’s on.
Quilladin dodges Chespin’s Tackle, but not its Pin Missile, which it blocks with its shell. From the sidelines, Twinklepaws yawns. A Squishy plush is dropped in front of the real snotball and moves on its own with Dedenne following it. It then explodes and releases a net that captures the two little ones as well as Bunnelby and Twinklepaws.
“Prepare for trouble we stir up so well.”
“And make it double, that’s where I excel.”
“To protect the world from dumb Pokémon names.” (Oh, I can give you a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong list of those)
“To unite Team Rocket with fortunes and fames!”
“To denounce all the boredom that you twerps create.”
“To extend our name, thus sealing our fate!”
“Jessie!”
“And James!”
“Team Rocket blasts off as creatively as ever!”
“When we name a Pokémon, it’s a permanent endeavor!”
“Meowth, I’m clever!”
Ash sends Talonflame and Noibat to look for Team Rocket after their getaway succeeds.
By the way, when it comes to naming Pokémon…
Team Rocket doesn’t manage to take their catches too far before Bunnelby opens the net with his teeth. Too busy arguing over who caught it and therefore gets the right to name it. But when Jessie goes to consult “Beautiful Jess” about it, she notices the empty and broken net and has the balloon turn back to chase down her “Beautiful Jess”.
The twerps continue their search, though the constant bickering between Quilladin, Pancham, and Chespin impedes progress.
Team Rocket manages to catch up to the escapees on foot and begins a battle with them. Bunnelby lands a Wild Charge on Gourgeist, and Dedenne lands a Nuzzle on Inkay, taking a Shadow Ball afterwards. Mud Shot and Dig prove to be ineffective as a Seed Bomb knocks Bunnelby out of the ground. Deciding the battle’s won, Jessie calls out to her “Beautiful Jess”. Meowth calls out to his “Meowth Junior”. And James calls out to his “Cool James”. Yet another argument breaks out with Jessie denouncing “Cool James” as a hippie’s name. At that point, the twerps catch up to the altercation going on. At last, it appears Quilladin is willing to work with Pancham and Chespin to win this fight. And with this newfound teamwork, they make total fools out of Team Rocket and send them blasting off again.
So, who gets Twinklepaws?
Not the guest Casanova. Too bad.
Serena lets the lover know about how shy Twinklepaws is, and so he gives up…
…and rebounds upon seeing a passing Flareon. He is then off. The twerps are now free to train for their various goals, as the journey is…
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Quilladin, the Violent Lovemaker
Dodgyness Rating: 4/5
Animation: 4/5
Story: A horny Quilladin wants Twinklepaws.
Team Rocket: Wants Squishy.
Moral Learnt: Love is not always requited.
