Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Feb 23, 2016 17:52:14 GMT -4
892: Karosu no Kiki! Kyodai Hidokei no Tatakai!!
885: Cloudy Fate, Bright Future!
This week we, normally enough start in the meeting room of some weird cult. One of the followers begins bloviating about trusting your heart with your Pokémon, giving you true vision, leading your heart through space, and making you one with the universe.
Yep, cult talk if I ever heard it.
while she's still delivering her spiel the leader, "Lady Olympia" begins having THE MOST intense orgasm. So intense she starts floating, and screaming. That's how you know it was good.
She also sees lights, and starts foresha... projecting. She sees in this light that Kalos will face an unprecedented threat, while seeing the faces of those who will converge in Anistar, and OF COURSE, you know it's our Ashy Boy, in yet another prophecy in which he's some sort of chosen one or something, but the next entry is interesting, it's... Professor Sycamore, as "the one who will show the way to a...
Meanwhile, wherever the Twerps currently are, Serena's showing off her newest Princess Key to Eevee, and telling her that she's going to accompany her in the next one.
Ash then gets excited about his next Gym challenge, and Pikachu too, so much so that he starts sparking right there on Ash's shoulder. It's like they say, when you live together enough, you cycle your blue balls... or something like that. Naturally this scares poor Eevee. Clemont reminds Ash (and anyone who didn't catch last week's episode) that the Anistar Gym Leader is a Psychic-type Gym Leader.
And then Ash runs off to the gym, to have his goddamn battle right goddamn now, and as the twerps run out a new story begins about the "Sundial", Professor Sycamore is arriving in town to study the Sundial, and this is apparently BIG NEWS (or a Slow News day), according to the news person, SOME think this weird crystalline object jutting out of the ocean might have come from space, and some other people think those people are Godless Heathens!
Whichever camp you reside in, recent non-specific research shows that the Sundial may be connected to Mega Evolution somehow.
Team Rocket were apparently listening to the broadcast, and Jesse's asking the question that's on everyone's minds. How the hell is that a Sundial? It's a giant ass rock.
Well, it's time for a new segment, lead by Professor James. According to the professor, the Sundial came from space 3,000 years ago, and it apparently glows at certain intervals, which is why it's referred to as a sundial, even though that's still not what a sundial is. Team Rocket then has a very insane plan, that it to steal the Sundial, and while it may be challenging, challenging is their thing.
Meanwhile, a very sexy man, and his very sexy assistants pull up to the sundial. It's Sycamore and his two of his assistants, and as they set their equipment up, one of Olympia's followers approaches them, roaring at them to leave. Without explaining who she is, she sics her Sigilyph on them, destroying their VERY expensive equipment. Fortunately the twerps just happen to be running by as the stuff explodes, and decide to check it out.
She continues to bark that she's giving them a warning, before Ash shows, at which point she remembers the other part of her Fearless Leader's prophecy, the one showing Ash, and now doubles down on her unwarranted attack, siccing her Sableye on them as well, with Power Gem.
Ash counters with Pikachu and Frogadier, smacking Sableye right in the face with a Water Pulse. She knocks back, but not out Pikachu with Sigilyph's Psywave, before losing Sigilyph to a Thunderbolt.
This only makes her angrier, but not a better battler, as Sableye's next Power Gem gets countered with Water Pulse, before it gets knocked out by an Aerial Ace.
Now even MORE pissy, she goes for a third Pokéball... before it gets stolen by the leader. Uh oh, she's in trouble now. We learn her name is Carrie, and she's immediately read the riot act for fucking around.
Like a 4-year old child who knows they're in for a spanking, she plaintively whines that she was only trying to protect Kalos from the big doodie heads Ash, and Professor Sycamore.
She's getting locked in the closet when they get back to the cult. Is that a thing cults do? I don't know, don't join cults kids!
The twerps have no idea what's going on, which isn't a new development by any means, but fortunately they're backed by someone who's very well traveled, and Professor Sycamore introduces her and Lady Olympia, the Anistar City Gym Leader.
Charlene - the other apprentice who showed up to yell at Carrie - and Olympia apologize for the muck up, and make Carrie do the same.
They explain that Olympia had a Vision about a great disaster approaching, and it got Olympia off so hard.
Speaking of getting off, she almost starts up again at the sight of Frogadier, but before she makes a huge mess in the middle of this pier, she asked them to join her at the Gym.
While Bonnie wants to see who'll take care of her Big Brother, Charlene tells her that there's nothing that can be done about that, because her visions are random as fuck. However, she can see things like side-stories about Kyogre and Groudon getting in a dick-swinging contest bringing about extreme weather, but thanks to Olympia, somehow Kalos escaped the extreme weather they brought about.
A more subdued, and probably freshly beaten Carrie asks if these are truly the people who are meant to bring danger to Kalos, before getting humiliated again, because Olympia never said they'd bring danger, but that they would only somehow be stuck in the middle of all this.
Olympia continues the world's most intense staring contest and announces that a vision she saw earlier concerns Ash and Frogadier, and she saw that it has a "curious" fate based on it's past and future.
She decides to stop rambling, and finally decides to show them what she means, by rambling about Frogadier's past. She shows them it's egg, and it swimming in a pond with other Froakie, before they're rounded up and giving to the local Professor for mass distribution. Froakie... Ash's Froakie, instead of playing with the other Froakie, would spend all of it's time training, and would get teased by other Froakie walking about the forest on their date. Somehow this also created conflict with the other Froakie.
Eventually it learned from Nurse Joy and her absolutely bewildered Wigglytuff that it's could only strengthen itself by working with trainers, this lead to it deciding to choose it's own trainer. As you may remember, when Ash received it, Sycamore had mentioned that he'd been through many trainers.
All-in-all Froakie was looking for something much deeper, that being Wuv... oh, I'm sorry, I mean Love. I don't know how I got those two mixed up.
ash then repeats to Froakie that his dream is the become a Pokémon Master, and when asked Olympia states that Frogadier will become stronger and stronger, possibly evolving, and together they will reach new heights that no one has reached before.
Sycamore naturally assumes this may mean Mega Evolution, and get sthe twerps all in a tizzy over it. With Ash excited about the future he now challenges Olympia to a Gym Battle, and a really odd scene follows where she asks Ash who he is. I'm sure it's not meant to be literal but it's still weird.
But suddenly, she has another super intense orgasm, while she's having this very indecent display in front of children, the Sundial is also in grave danger. Her Meowstic use Helping Hand, then Future Sight, and then kind of does nothing.
According to Charlene who apparently also had the same vision (while missing out on the EXTREME orgasm) some no good ne'er-do-wells are going after the Sundial.
After the twerps leave, Vaguey McVague also throws out a tiny mention that this evil doers will also play a roll in the here-to-fore unknown schism.
The twerps make it to the Sundial, and guess what? It's Team Rocket! They're using their balloon which seems woefully under-equipped to steal that giant ass rock.
... and it kind of is.
The Twerps tell Team Rocket to stop it, but they keep doing it.
Suddenly, they get hit with that Future Sight move, and Jesse makes a point that they haven't stolen anything yet as they blast off, which is true, since legitimately they could not steal the Sundial, but waiting for them to do it would take so long that Ash might actually age.
Olympia shows up, and Ash is totally ready to win his next gym Badge... which will happen next time, because the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Lady O-Face!
Dodgyness Rating: 4/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: The twerps get accused of a thing that they may not have done yet.
Team Rocket: Maybe use one of those giant robots you have on stand-by if you want to steal a giant ass rock.
Moral Learnt: Don't steal above yor weight.
885: Cloudy Fate, Bright Future!
This week we, normally enough start in the meeting room of some weird cult. One of the followers begins bloviating about trusting your heart with your Pokémon, giving you true vision, leading your heart through space, and making you one with the universe.
Yep, cult talk if I ever heard it.
while she's still delivering her spiel the leader, "Lady Olympia" begins having THE MOST intense orgasm. So intense she starts floating, and screaming. That's how you know it was good.
She also sees lights, and starts foresha... projecting. She sees in this light that Kalos will face an unprecedented threat, while seeing the faces of those who will converge in Anistar, and OF COURSE, you know it's our Ashy Boy, in yet another prophecy in which he's some sort of chosen one or something, but the next entry is interesting, it's... Professor Sycamore, as "the one who will show the way to a...
Meanwhile, wherever the Twerps currently are, Serena's showing off her newest Princess Key to Eevee, and telling her that she's going to accompany her in the next one.
Ash then gets excited about his next Gym challenge, and Pikachu too, so much so that he starts sparking right there on Ash's shoulder. It's like they say, when you live together enough, you cycle your blue balls... or something like that. Naturally this scares poor Eevee. Clemont reminds Ash (and anyone who didn't catch last week's episode) that the Anistar Gym Leader is a Psychic-type Gym Leader.
And then Ash runs off to the gym, to have his goddamn battle right goddamn now, and as the twerps run out a new story begins about the "Sundial", Professor Sycamore is arriving in town to study the Sundial, and this is apparently BIG NEWS (or a Slow News day), according to the news person, SOME think this weird crystalline object jutting out of the ocean might have come from space, and some other people think those people are Godless Heathens!
Whichever camp you reside in, recent non-specific research shows that the Sundial may be connected to Mega Evolution somehow.
Team Rocket were apparently listening to the broadcast, and Jesse's asking the question that's on everyone's minds. How the hell is that a Sundial? It's a giant ass rock.
Well, it's time for a new segment, lead by Professor James. According to the professor, the Sundial came from space 3,000 years ago, and it apparently glows at certain intervals, which is why it's referred to as a sundial, even though that's still not what a sundial is. Team Rocket then has a very insane plan, that it to steal the Sundial, and while it may be challenging, challenging is their thing.
Meanwhile, a very sexy man, and his very sexy assistants pull up to the sundial. It's Sycamore and his two of his assistants, and as they set their equipment up, one of Olympia's followers approaches them, roaring at them to leave. Without explaining who she is, she sics her Sigilyph on them, destroying their VERY expensive equipment. Fortunately the twerps just happen to be running by as the stuff explodes, and decide to check it out.
She continues to bark that she's giving them a warning, before Ash shows, at which point she remembers the other part of her Fearless Leader's prophecy, the one showing Ash, and now doubles down on her unwarranted attack, siccing her Sableye on them as well, with Power Gem.
Ash counters with Pikachu and Frogadier, smacking Sableye right in the face with a Water Pulse. She knocks back, but not out Pikachu with Sigilyph's Psywave, before losing Sigilyph to a Thunderbolt.
This only makes her angrier, but not a better battler, as Sableye's next Power Gem gets countered with Water Pulse, before it gets knocked out by an Aerial Ace.
Now even MORE pissy, she goes for a third Pokéball... before it gets stolen by the leader. Uh oh, she's in trouble now. We learn her name is Carrie, and she's immediately read the riot act for fucking around.
Like a 4-year old child who knows they're in for a spanking, she plaintively whines that she was only trying to protect Kalos from the big doodie heads Ash, and Professor Sycamore.
She's getting locked in the closet when they get back to the cult. Is that a thing cults do? I don't know, don't join cults kids!
The twerps have no idea what's going on, which isn't a new development by any means, but fortunately they're backed by someone who's very well traveled, and Professor Sycamore introduces her and Lady Olympia, the Anistar City Gym Leader.
Charlene - the other apprentice who showed up to yell at Carrie - and Olympia apologize for the muck up, and make Carrie do the same.
They explain that Olympia had a Vision about a great disaster approaching, and it got Olympia off so hard.
Speaking of getting off, she almost starts up again at the sight of Frogadier, but before she makes a huge mess in the middle of this pier, she asked them to join her at the Gym.
While Bonnie wants to see who'll take care of her Big Brother, Charlene tells her that there's nothing that can be done about that, because her visions are random as fuck. However, she can see things like side-stories about Kyogre and Groudon getting in a dick-swinging contest bringing about extreme weather, but thanks to Olympia, somehow Kalos escaped the extreme weather they brought about.
A more subdued, and probably freshly beaten Carrie asks if these are truly the people who are meant to bring danger to Kalos, before getting humiliated again, because Olympia never said they'd bring danger, but that they would only somehow be stuck in the middle of all this.
Olympia continues the world's most intense staring contest and announces that a vision she saw earlier concerns Ash and Frogadier, and she saw that it has a "curious" fate based on it's past and future.
She decides to stop rambling, and finally decides to show them what she means, by rambling about Frogadier's past. She shows them it's egg, and it swimming in a pond with other Froakie, before they're rounded up and giving to the local Professor for mass distribution. Froakie... Ash's Froakie, instead of playing with the other Froakie, would spend all of it's time training, and would get teased by other Froakie walking about the forest on their date. Somehow this also created conflict with the other Froakie.
Eventually it learned from Nurse Joy and her absolutely bewildered Wigglytuff that it's could only strengthen itself by working with trainers, this lead to it deciding to choose it's own trainer. As you may remember, when Ash received it, Sycamore had mentioned that he'd been through many trainers.
All-in-all Froakie was looking for something much deeper, that being Wuv... oh, I'm sorry, I mean Love. I don't know how I got those two mixed up.
ash then repeats to Froakie that his dream is the become a Pokémon Master, and when asked Olympia states that Frogadier will become stronger and stronger, possibly evolving, and together they will reach new heights that no one has reached before.
Sycamore naturally assumes this may mean Mega Evolution, and get sthe twerps all in a tizzy over it. With Ash excited about the future he now challenges Olympia to a Gym Battle, and a really odd scene follows where she asks Ash who he is. I'm sure it's not meant to be literal but it's still weird.
But suddenly, she has another super intense orgasm, while she's having this very indecent display in front of children, the Sundial is also in grave danger. Her Meowstic use Helping Hand, then Future Sight, and then kind of does nothing.
According to Charlene who apparently also had the same vision (while missing out on the EXTREME orgasm) some no good ne'er-do-wells are going after the Sundial.
After the twerps leave, Vaguey McVague also throws out a tiny mention that this evil doers will also play a roll in the here-to-fore unknown schism.
The twerps make it to the Sundial, and guess what? It's Team Rocket! They're using their balloon which seems woefully under-equipped to steal that giant ass rock.
... and it kind of is.
The Twerps tell Team Rocket to stop it, but they keep doing it.
Suddenly, they get hit with that Future Sight move, and Jesse makes a point that they haven't stolen anything yet as they blast off, which is true, since legitimately they could not steal the Sundial, but waiting for them to do it would take so long that Ash might actually age.
Olympia shows up, and Ash is totally ready to win his next gym Badge... which will happen next time, because the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Lady O-Face!
Dodgyness Rating: 4/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: The twerps get accused of a thing that they may not have done yet.
Team Rocket: Maybe use one of those giant robots you have on stand-by if you want to steal a giant ass rock.
Moral Learnt: Don't steal above yor weight.
