Post by LUNI_TUNZ on Nov 29, 2015 16:33:11 GMT -4
886: Yurīka Osewa desu! Amaenbō no Chigorasu!!
879: The Tiny Caretaker!
The Following is a fictional dramatization of a Team Rocket heist that did not actual happen as described. It is based on false events that did not actually happen. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent.
*a gloved hand inserts a briefing tape into a Sony Walkman, the voice on the tape, is a man known as Kazuhira Miller, he gives a briefing on umm... "Operation Tyrunt"*
Kaz: The objective is to find and extract a Pokémon known as Tyrunt from this facility. Remember this is a sneaking mission, so don't alert the facility or the mission will be a failure.
Team Rocket stealthily flies their balloon up the the roof of the facility, and use their Team Rocket electronic lock breaker device to sneak into the room that Tyrunt is being held up in. It's a sleep, so the extraction goes off without a hitch, and fortunately there's almost no staff watching guard. The mission's a success!
Team Rocket then go over the second part, which is to become good friends with Tyrunt, and then evolve it, but as Tyrunt wakes up, it burns jesse then jumps out of the balloon.
*A red Game Over screen shows up*
Kaz: The target got away. MISSION FAILED!
What? ...No, maybe YOU'VE been playing too much Metal Gear Solid V!
*ahem*
In another part of our story, The Twerps are sound asleep, except for Bonnie who wakes up out of her sleep to go grab a drink of water, unfortunately, her canteen is empty so naturally she heads to the river to drink dirty river water, in her adorable Tyrantrum Pajamas - Come on TPCi, it's the holiday season, why the hell aren't those for sale, yet? - when she notices that Tyrunt got itself wedged into two rocks, so it's up to her to save it and pull it out, and become...
Later in the morning, Bonnie wakes up her brother after leaving him a surprise in his tent. Ash scans Tyrunt with his Pokédex and learns that it goes on angry rampages when it's unhappy. Like a tantrum or something.
It tries to bite Bonnie's head off for some reason, and Bonnie clearly doesn't like that, so she reads it the Riot act, and it cries like the big whiny baby it is, before it's up to her to make it laugh by playing Peek-a-boo, before it stubs it's toe and cries again. But Bonnie knows who he needs, and brushes the tiny bunch of hair it has visible, before it's stomach gurgles. Ash hears that and immediately declares that he's also hungry, thus making his friends make him food he can shove into that black hole he calls a stomach.
Later Bonnie brushes Tyrunt's teeth, and gives it a bath in the river, that she was drinking from earlier, before they play the classic game of "Kick The Ball In One Direction With No Regard For Who Catches It". Tyrunt doesn't seem to quite grasp the difficult concept of KTBIODWNRFWCI and bites a giant rock, before attempting to bite the ball, before Bonnie roars at it again, that it shouldn't bite things because. Later they play "Pop Out Of Multiple Holes Surrounding Bonnie Before She "Finds You" Even Though You're Pretty Exposed", which Tyrunt is surprisingly the Michael Jordan of.
Tyrunt tries to give Bonnie a piggyback ride, but either it's too young, or still too small, as it can't seem to hold the weight of the 60 pound girl. They continue walking as Tyrunt falls into a small pit, and as Bonnie jumps in to check on it, a net appears and starts extracting them out of the area, and Ash wants to know what's going on.
"Preparing for trouble, is what's going on!"
"And Making it double from dusk til dawn!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To net us some Pokémon from high up above!"
"Jesse!"
"and James!"
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare for a precarious fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!"
Ash demands the Team Rocket let them go, and guess what happens!
They refuse, then throw a smoke bomb and escape the mission area.
*MISSION COMPLETE!
RANK: S*
After docking, Bonnie refuses to give over Tyrunt, but they tell her to hell with that, Tyrunt is coming with them, and that's that.
But Tyrunt ain't having that shit, and breaks through the net. Once free, Team Rocket send their Pokémon in, but Bonnie has Dedenne attack with Nuzzle. It kind of seems to tickle Gourgeist slightly, before she knocks it out with a Shadow Ball. Tyrunt charges at them, making them scatter, allowing them to run off, before escaping using Dig (because Bunnelby was with them).
Meanwhile the twerps have pressed Ash's Flying-type Pokémon into doing search for them (aren't you glad you learned how to fly, Noibat?) and they come up with nothing. Oh drat.
Bonnie has a brilliant idea to "play a trick on Team Rocket", using their similar but legally distinct version of Whack-A-Mole from earlier, and unfortunately for Team Rocket they don't have anyway to flood the holes, and instead get tired trying to catch them, allowing Bonnie and the Pokémon to escape.
Apparently it also tired out Tyrunt as well, and he collapses right during the escape, but fortunately they're close to that dirty river, and lead the dinosaur Pokémon to drink. They even have enough time to brush Tyrunt's tiny tuft of fur, until Inkay running reconnaissance spots them, leading Team Rocket right back to them in their balloon.
They continue to escape, going through a cave, and attempting to push Tyrunt's big ass up a cliff. Bonnie then thinks that maybe they're safe... but apparently Team Rocket riding up here in a balloon lead them to an easier time getting to the top, and now Bonnie's cornered. Team Rocket easily disposes of Dedenne
HAHA!
and Bunnelby
aww
before using an impossibly placed arm at the bottom of the the Happy Buddha Faced Meowth balloon to grab Tyrunt, but Bonnie isn't giving up that soon, as she blocks it, before a failed attempt by Tyrunt to bite it.
Welp, Team Rocket now has Tyrunt, looks like their new new mission is a success, Bonnie still won't give up, though jumping on the arm in a last ditch effort to save Tyrunt, until Team Rocket uses a second arm to pick Bonnie off, and callously throw her to her death.
However, the anger from seeing it's "Mother" apparently allows it to evolve, breaking free of Team Rocket's grip, and rescuing Bonnie before she goes splat.
Soon weird professors spy from afar, as the twerps catch up right on time. Team Rocket, with their backs on the ropes decide... to use the balloon to attack the twerps. This horrible attack plan allows Tyrantrum to bite through the arm, leaving Team Rocket sitt... ugh, flying ducks, and Tyrantrum sends them blasting off again.
aww
*MISSION FAILED!*
Tyrantrum not knowing it's new size and/or strength almost eats Bonnie whole, and she begs Clemont to keep it, and well, he's outnumbered, so he has no choice but to throw a Pokéball and...
and...
it doesn't work. Tyrantrum already has a trainer, so to speak. The two professors from earlier drive up and reveal that they're from the Fossil Research Center, and as gratitude for Bonnie taking care of, and evolving Tyrantrum... they'll give the twerps a free tour.
The twerps love getting things free, but Bonnie couldn't give a shit. Clemont tries to get Bonnie excited about the Aerodactyl, and barely on-screen Kabuto, which under normal circumstances she'd normally find cute, but again, she just doesn't care.
One of the scientist even shows them the area where the Tyrunt and Tyrantrum live... which begs the question of why it was in a glass case earlier.
The scientist really lays it on thick by saying the Tyrantrum are so close they're like family, as Clemont rather callously tells Bonnie that it's time to say good-bye, as he remembers all the good times over the last several hours, she can't help but break down and cry. Tyrantrum comes over and nuzzles her with it's snout, as she says her tearful good-bye, and even leaves her brush with the scientist so they can continue to brush it. She keeps Tyrantrum from following her by telling it that he belongs here, before running to cry on Serena. As she tells Tyrantrum that she'll be back to see it again some day, as the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Team Rocket Gear V: Tyrantrum Pain!
Dodgyness Rating: 1/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: Team Rocket fail an infiltration mission, and Bonnie does all the hard work of making firneds with, and evolving a Tyrantrum until scientists come and reap all the rewards.
Team Rocket: Decent idea, bad execution.
Moral Learnt: Never make friends, regardless of what you do for them, they'll leave you as soon as their "trainers" show up.
879: The Tiny Caretaker!
The Following is a fictional dramatization of a Team Rocket heist that did not actual happen as described. It is based on false events that did not actually happen. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent.
*a gloved hand inserts a briefing tape into a Sony Walkman, the voice on the tape, is a man known as Kazuhira Miller, he gives a briefing on umm... "Operation Tyrunt"*
Kaz: The objective is to find and extract a Pokémon known as Tyrunt from this facility. Remember this is a sneaking mission, so don't alert the facility or the mission will be a failure.
Team Rocket stealthily flies their balloon up the the roof of the facility, and use their Team Rocket electronic lock breaker device to sneak into the room that Tyrunt is being held up in. It's a sleep, so the extraction goes off without a hitch, and fortunately there's almost no staff watching guard. The mission's a success!
Team Rocket then go over the second part, which is to become good friends with Tyrunt, and then evolve it, but as Tyrunt wakes up, it burns jesse then jumps out of the balloon.
*A red Game Over screen shows up*
Kaz: The target got away. MISSION FAILED!
What? ...No, maybe YOU'VE been playing too much Metal Gear Solid V!
*ahem*
In another part of our story, The Twerps are sound asleep, except for Bonnie who wakes up out of her sleep to go grab a drink of water, unfortunately, her canteen is empty so naturally she heads to the river to drink dirty river water, in her adorable Tyrantrum Pajamas - Come on TPCi, it's the holiday season, why the hell aren't those for sale, yet? - when she notices that Tyrunt got itself wedged into two rocks, so it's up to her to save it and pull it out, and become...
Later in the morning, Bonnie wakes up her brother after leaving him a surprise in his tent. Ash scans Tyrunt with his Pokédex and learns that it goes on angry rampages when it's unhappy. Like a tantrum or something.
It tries to bite Bonnie's head off for some reason, and Bonnie clearly doesn't like that, so she reads it the Riot act, and it cries like the big whiny baby it is, before it's up to her to make it laugh by playing Peek-a-boo, before it stubs it's toe and cries again. But Bonnie knows who he needs, and brushes the tiny bunch of hair it has visible, before it's stomach gurgles. Ash hears that and immediately declares that he's also hungry, thus making his friends make him food he can shove into that black hole he calls a stomach.
Later Bonnie brushes Tyrunt's teeth, and gives it a bath in the river, that she was drinking from earlier, before they play the classic game of "Kick The Ball In One Direction With No Regard For Who Catches It". Tyrunt doesn't seem to quite grasp the difficult concept of KTBIODWNRFWCI and bites a giant rock, before attempting to bite the ball, before Bonnie roars at it again, that it shouldn't bite things because. Later they play "Pop Out Of Multiple Holes Surrounding Bonnie Before She "Finds You" Even Though You're Pretty Exposed", which Tyrunt is surprisingly the Michael Jordan of.
Tyrunt tries to give Bonnie a piggyback ride, but either it's too young, or still too small, as it can't seem to hold the weight of the 60 pound girl. They continue walking as Tyrunt falls into a small pit, and as Bonnie jumps in to check on it, a net appears and starts extracting them out of the area, and Ash wants to know what's going on.
"Preparing for trouble, is what's going on!"
"And Making it double from dusk til dawn!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To net us some Pokémon from high up above!"
"Jesse!"
"and James!"
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare for a precarious fight!"
"Meowth, that's right!"
Ash demands the Team Rocket let them go, and guess what happens!
They refuse, then throw a smoke bomb and escape the mission area.
*MISSION COMPLETE!
RANK: S*
After docking, Bonnie refuses to give over Tyrunt, but they tell her to hell with that, Tyrunt is coming with them, and that's that.
But Tyrunt ain't having that shit, and breaks through the net. Once free, Team Rocket send their Pokémon in, but Bonnie has Dedenne attack with Nuzzle. It kind of seems to tickle Gourgeist slightly, before she knocks it out with a Shadow Ball. Tyrunt charges at them, making them scatter, allowing them to run off, before escaping using Dig (because Bunnelby was with them).
Meanwhile the twerps have pressed Ash's Flying-type Pokémon into doing search for them (aren't you glad you learned how to fly, Noibat?) and they come up with nothing. Oh drat.
Bonnie has a brilliant idea to "play a trick on Team Rocket", using their similar but legally distinct version of Whack-A-Mole from earlier, and unfortunately for Team Rocket they don't have anyway to flood the holes, and instead get tired trying to catch them, allowing Bonnie and the Pokémon to escape.
Apparently it also tired out Tyrunt as well, and he collapses right during the escape, but fortunately they're close to that dirty river, and lead the dinosaur Pokémon to drink. They even have enough time to brush Tyrunt's tiny tuft of fur, until Inkay running reconnaissance spots them, leading Team Rocket right back to them in their balloon.
They continue to escape, going through a cave, and attempting to push Tyrunt's big ass up a cliff. Bonnie then thinks that maybe they're safe... but apparently Team Rocket riding up here in a balloon lead them to an easier time getting to the top, and now Bonnie's cornered. Team Rocket easily disposes of Dedenne
HAHA!
and Bunnelby
aww
before using an impossibly placed arm at the bottom of the the Happy Buddha Faced Meowth balloon to grab Tyrunt, but Bonnie isn't giving up that soon, as she blocks it, before a failed attempt by Tyrunt to bite it.
Welp, Team Rocket now has Tyrunt, looks like their new new mission is a success, Bonnie still won't give up, though jumping on the arm in a last ditch effort to save Tyrunt, until Team Rocket uses a second arm to pick Bonnie off, and callously throw her to her death.
However, the anger from seeing it's "Mother" apparently allows it to evolve, breaking free of Team Rocket's grip, and rescuing Bonnie before she goes splat.
Soon weird professors spy from afar, as the twerps catch up right on time. Team Rocket, with their backs on the ropes decide... to use the balloon to attack the twerps. This horrible attack plan allows Tyrantrum to bite through the arm, leaving Team Rocket sitt... ugh, flying ducks, and Tyrantrum sends them blasting off again.
aww
*MISSION FAILED!*
Tyrantrum not knowing it's new size and/or strength almost eats Bonnie whole, and she begs Clemont to keep it, and well, he's outnumbered, so he has no choice but to throw a Pokéball and...
and...
it doesn't work. Tyrantrum already has a trainer, so to speak. The two professors from earlier drive up and reveal that they're from the Fossil Research Center, and as gratitude for Bonnie taking care of, and evolving Tyrantrum... they'll give the twerps a free tour.
The twerps love getting things free, but Bonnie couldn't give a shit. Clemont tries to get Bonnie excited about the Aerodactyl, and barely on-screen Kabuto, which under normal circumstances she'd normally find cute, but again, she just doesn't care.
One of the scientist even shows them the area where the Tyrunt and Tyrantrum live... which begs the question of why it was in a glass case earlier.
The scientist really lays it on thick by saying the Tyrantrum are so close they're like family, as Clemont rather callously tells Bonnie that it's time to say good-bye, as he remembers all the good times over the last several hours, she can't help but break down and cry. Tyrantrum comes over and nuzzles her with it's snout, as she says her tearful good-bye, and even leaves her brush with the scientist so they can continue to brush it. She keeps Tyrantrum from following her by telling it that he belongs here, before running to cry on Serena. As she tells Tyrantrum that she'll be back to see it again some day, as the journey is...
Pokemopolis Episode Name: Team Rocket Gear V: Tyrantrum Pain!
Dodgyness Rating: 1/5
Animation: 3/5
Story: Team Rocket fail an infiltration mission, and Bonnie does all the hard work of making firneds with, and evolving a Tyrantrum until scientists come and reap all the rewards.
Team Rocket: Decent idea, bad execution.
Moral Learnt: Never make friends, regardless of what you do for them, they'll leave you as soon as their "trainers" show up.
