Post by pkfan on Nov 24, 2016 18:41:51 GMT -4
Today’s episode starts at night with Ash standing in a stream training with both Pikachu and Greninja as they prepare for Ash’s eight and final gym badge.
While this is going on the other twerps are busy preparing the campsite from a meal that they are about to have.
He orders Greninja to use Water Shuriken on Pikachu, who he also orders to dodge and use Electro Ball. Then he orders Greninja to use Cut, which then cuts the incoming ball of electricity in two causing them to go into the stream, which makes the water splash onto Ash.
“Great stuff Greninja, now time to use Double Team!” Ash says unaffected by the water that was just splashed onto him.
Meanwhile Bonnie is amazed at how Ash and his Pokemon are into their training and Clemont, who is carrying the dishes, says that he’s going to have a battle with Ash right after dinner. Serena on the other hand warns Ash that he’s going to catch a cold playing in the water, so she throws him a towel to dry himself off with.
Awe isn’t that sweet? She’s concerned for his health and well being.
“No worries I’ll be just fine.” Ash assures her and then he lets out a sneeze.
Somewhere far off in a different region Misty, May, Dawn, and Iris suddenly got the urge to say ‘I told you so’.
Elsewhere at... TEAM ROCKET HEADQUARTERS!!!
What is going here? Why is Jessie, James, and Meowth doing back all of a sudden? Did Giovanni call them back for some secret mission or something?
Anyway we see the trio in Giovanni’s office kneeling down before the big boss who has his back turned to them.
“I hear you’ve been quite successful in Kalso, it appears you’re all doing well.” He is giving them props, wow, but they have been on his good side these last few years.
“Sir.” The trio replies back to him as he turns his chair around to face them.
“Especially Meowth, you deserve great praise for your intelligence and your robot piloting skills in the service of catching that Pikachu.” He states with a.....
HANG ON A GODDAMN MINUTE HERE! THIS IS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD TO BE TRUE! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!
“Thanks it’s an honor” Meowth replies back with pride in his voice.
“Let me reward you.”
As soon as he said that two pillars of cake slid right in front of the scratch cat Pokemon, than another one, and another one, and so on, and so on, and so on. Until finally one of them ended up on top of Meowth squishing his body.
“Excuse me I’m having trouble breathing...” He said gasping for air.
That’s when we realize that it was all a dream. Oh so it was just one of his little boss fantasies, just minus the chibi Giovanni and the overt homo eroticism that a lot of fans has come to know and love over the years.
Back in the present day, we see that he was sleeping under a napping Wobbuffet, who is also sleeping under a napping Inkay.
I’m not even going to begin to ask.
Anyway Jessie and James tells him that he can’t sleep the day away and that there’s work to be done. Just like that he shoves both Wobbuffet and Inkay off of him and he his up and ready to go capture Pikachu just so good things can happen to him.
With both Wobbuffet and Inkay sliding up behind him in agreement.
Their attention are soon caught by the sound of an electric guitar and Team Rocket look up at the cliff and see...
Why it’s a soldier from the Kiss Army with a spiky haired Pikachu and they are just rocking out loud!
“That Pikachu you want can’t be stronger than my Pikachu!” He states as he and his Pikachu begin to rock even harder.
“He’s got it turned up to 12.” Jessie notes.
“Zero would be my preference” James adds.
“Shredding the guitar on the road is my game, being Jimmy the Pikachu trainer is too! And this Pikachu is my partner Spike!” He says as Spike begins to thrash his head about.
They travel around searching for strong Pikachus to battle and they are interested in battling that strong Pikachu Team Rocket was rapping about.
“Who knew we could Rap?” Jessie asks.
“Not I.” James answers.
“Word up.” Meowth adds which he just kind of proved Jimmy right.
Looks like Ash should get ready because it looks like Jimmy wants to do some....
We now join Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie preparing the campsite for breakfast and Bonnie notes to the other two that Ash sure is taking his time. Clemont points out that Ash and his Pokemon been training since the sun came up. Serena suggests that Bonnie go wake him up and she does just that.
As soon as she approaches the tent Ash has already woken up, though he’s still wearing nothing but his pajamas. Bonnie tells him that breakfast is ready, and all Ash heard was ‘ready’.
“Morning, go wash up; you’re hungry?” Serena asks him as she walks up behind Bonnie.
What’s about to happen next sent a lot of shippers into a frenzy, to put it lightly that is.
Ash simply walks right pass Bonnie without even noticing her and he heads straight towards Serena where he stumbles and then he..... FALLS RIGHT ONTO HER WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON HER CHEST AND KEEPING HIMSELF UP BY HOLDING TO HER ARMS!
In another region Brock is feeling EXTREMELY jealous of Ash right now and he has no idea why.
Serena can’t do anything but blush right now due to the face that Ash is resting his head on her chest.
While this is going on several Amourshippers are sitting on the edges of their seats right now.
“Now’s our chance now, now.” Ash says with sweat running down his face, panting heavily for air, and his eye lids half open.
“What’s wrong?” Serena ask with a heavy blush on her face.
Right now the Amourshippers are staring at their TV screens with great intensity.
“I” Ash gasps out.
“I what?” Serena asks as the background suddenly turns pink and there are sparkles everywhere.
The Amourshippers are now tightly holding onto their seats as they all take a deep breath.
“I!” Ash says holding her hand with a determined look on his face.
Serena’s face is now bright red as she gasps and awaits the three words that she has been waiting years to hear from Ash.
Amourshipper: OMG ASH IS GOING TO TELL SERENA THAT HE LOVES HER AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND A DAY!
“Iron Tail, Pikachu.” Ash finally says, and like all of the Amourshippers out there he instantly collapses to the ground.
The others soon panics and checks to see if Ash is alright, they discover that he has a fever; makes you wonder how he got that fever...
Anyway they get Ash back into the tent and into his sleeping bag, Clemont and Bonnie volunteer to go get the medicine for Ash. Serena offers to stay behind to look after Ash and she hands them her guide which shows them a pharmacy just South of where they are now.
With the siblings gone Ash is now unknowingly living out ‘Brock fantasy number 416: Being nursed on by a pretty girl’, now as Serena continues to nurse the dense boy that she loves, while also healing the Amourshippers who got hit with that trolling attack from earlier.
She tells the Pokemon that Ash will get better soon with all of them agreeing with her; then suddenly they hear a guitar from outside and goes to check where it came from.
“What in the world is making that deafening racket?” Serena asks as she opens up the tent.
“Shredding guitar on the road is my gig, being Jimmy the Pikach trainer is too.”
Serena, Slyvion, Pancham, Braxian, and Pikachu all just stare at this strange kid and his Pikachu just wondering what in the world is going on. Then Jimmy and Spike set their sights on Pikachu correctly guesses that it belongs to Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town.
“Yes it is” Serena says with a sweat drop along with the other Pokemon.
“I can’t believe that I found them in a flash I’m so awesome!”
“I’m sorry could you-”
“Let me guess you’re one of Ash’s buddies am I right?”
“Yes, but here’s the thing...”
“LISTEN UP GIVE HIM A MESSAGE YYYYEEEEAAAHHHH! I’M INTO MY PIKACHU SO MUCH I DON’T BATTLE WITH ANY OTHER POKEMON EEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!! IF I HEAR THERE’S A STRONG PIKACHU OUT WEST, I GO THERE TO BATTLE IIIIITTTT! AND IF I HEAR THERE’S A STRONG PIKACHU OUT EAST I GO THERE TOO!! I GO ANYWHERE TO FEEL MY PIKACHU CAN’T BE BEAT!”
“Could you turn it down a little bit?” Serena asks him nicely.
“Hey Ash from Pallet town I challenge you to a rocking and rolling Pokemon battle! AND NOT JUST ANY POKEMON BATTLE; I’M TALKING FULL OUT PIKACHU AGAINST PIKACHUUUUUUU!”
This guy is just channeling Gene Simmons right about now.
Serena and the other Pokemon are just covering their ears trying to block out the loud rock music, she knows that the loud noise will wake up Ash and Jimmy is ready for a battle.
“Ok, ok! I’ll go get him just stop shouting already, please wait right here.”
Inside the tent Serena is pondering on what she should do, she knows that would try and go out there to battle Jimmy even if he’s sick. Plus Jimmy looks like the kind of guy that would stick around just so he could battle another trainer’s Pikachu no matter what the conditions are.
Well Serena you said that you were going to take care of Ash, so what are you going to do then?
Back outside Jimmy and Spike are both waiting for Ash to show up, then suddenly out of the tent comes....
Oh my god, it’s happened, after all of these years it has finally happened people... SERENA HAS FINALLY GOTTEN INTO ASH’S PANTS!
I’m sure that the Amourshippers are probably wetting themselves with glee and I’m also sure that a fanboy is busy slapping the Tepig right about now.
“Here I am! I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!” Serena says in her Ash impersonation voice with the Pokemon who are giving off a ‘There is no way this going to to work’ look on their faces.
Now to be fair Jimmy has no idea what Ash looks likes, but come on even he can tell that it’s same girl that he met just a minutes ago.
“What do you think kid? Checkout my Pikachu, the strongest of the strongest. Here’s Spike!”
Never mind, I forget that this is a world where Team Rocket only have to wear a pair glasses and nobody would know the difference.
Serena was relived that Jimmy bought the act and tells herself to get it together, plus she’s doing this for Ash’s sake. Pikachu get’s her attention and assures her that he’s ready and willing to battle by her side.
While up in a nearby tree Team Rocket is amazed at how fast Jimmy was able to locate the twerps. They decide to wait until Ash’s Pikachu is exhausted from it’s battle with Spike and then swoop in and steal it.
“Pikachu I choose you!” Ash-Serena declares ready to battle.
“Pika!” Pikachu says ready to go.
“Excellent! You got the first move.”
With that the battle can now begin.
Ash-Serena starts things off with a quick attack, and Jimmy responds by having Spike use the same attack. They both clash and it seems that they are pretty even; Jimmy even says that the talk on the street is ‘straight up’ about Ash and Pikachu, and Ash-Serena admits that Jimmy isn’t all talk either.
“Now Spike Thunder Punch.” Jimmy orders as Spike jumps up into air as his prepares to bring down a fist of electricity onto Pikachu.
But Ash-Serena orders Pikacu to dodge it and then counter it with Thunderbolt, to their surprise Jimmy orders Spike to use Dig and he burrows underground to dodge the attack.
This causes Ash-Serena to panic a bit and wonder what Ash would do in this situation, but Pikachu calls out to her and tells her to keep calm and focus. Then she remembered Ash’s gym match with Clemont and orders Pikachu to use Iron tail on the ground. This causes Spike to pop up out of the earth catching both him and Jimmy by surprise.
Then she follows up with another Iron Tail and scores a direct hit that sends Spike crashing down in front of Jimmy. He asks if Spike is ok and Spike assures him that he’s still ready for more.
“Perfect! This is what I’ve been searching for!” Jimmy states with big grin on his face.
“You just wait, when it comes to what I can do you haven’t seen anything!” Ash-Serena states to Jimmy as she channels her inner Ash, while also overjoyed at the fact that her plan is really working.
Back up in the tree Team Rocket are watching the battle, and then a thought occurs to Jessie and that is to steal both Pikachus, and James and Mewoth agrees with her.
You know one has to wonder if Team Rocket knows that it’s Serena in Ash’s clothes or that even think that it’s Ash out there battling Jimmy. If it’s the latter then I can’t help but laugh at the irony there.
Down in town at the pharmacy Clemont and Bonnie has just gotten the medicine they need to give Ash and head back to the campsite. When they get back, well....
“Is that Ash?” Clemont asks his little sister.
“How could he be battling?” Bonnie asks.
Then upon closer inspection, they notice the blonde hair, the eyelashes, and the faint blush then they come to the conclusion that...
“Serena! Why are you dressed up like..”
“AAAHHH!” She yells out not wanting her cover blown.
“Why are you...”
“AAAAHHHHH!” Serena screams again cutting Bonnie off.
“They your friends?” The confused Jimmy asks.
“Friends? Yeah you bet!” Ash-Serena say and then quickly turns to the siblings asking if they got the medicine.
I just want to note that Bonnie, the little girl who is younger then the others, loves cute things, likes to play dress-up, and named a legendary Pokemon Squishy; can clearly see through Serena’s bullshit.
Ash-Serena explains what’s going on with siblings and why she’s dressed as Ash and battling Jimmy.
“I get at least I think I do.” Clemont says as he and Bonnie head to Ash his medicine.
“Oh yeah good luck Ash.” Bonnie says slyly to Ash-Serena as she cause her to blush up.
OH Bonnie, You have no idea how much I like better than Max right about now.
Now as the battle is about to start back over again, Clemont gives Ash what we can assumed to be a pill or something.
Back at the battle both Pikachus lunch a Thunderbolt at each other, then both Ash-Serena and Jimmy orders a Quick Attack; before either one could make contact with one another they are both caught midair by a pair of metal claws.
Then a purple truck comes riding like a bat out of Hell from the forest and skids to a stop right in front of Ash-Serena and Jimmy. As the smoke clears, out from the back of the truck comes...
Just see the episode for yourself gentile Dodgers....
“Prepare for trouble you don’t have a Clue oh yeah!” Jessie sings soulfully.
“Make it double, not knowing what else to do!” James sings with soul.
“To protect the world from devastation oh yeah!”
“Testify! Uniting all people within our nation, oh yeah!”
“Oh yeah! Right on! Too oh yeah!” Meowth adds as he appears on stage in a Kimono outfit.
“Wobbuffet!” Says who is throwing rose petals all over the stage.
“To denounce the evils of truth and love.”
“To extend our reach to the stars above.”
“See what the new kid on the block is made of.”
“love seeds fall and so are yoooouuuu! And that stills hold true!”
“But wait there’s still so much mmmoooorrrrreee! So hold on to your seats get ready!”
“Would you like to know who we are?”
“We traveled here from a raising star”
“To mess with you dumb twerps! Hearty HA-HA!”
“Your gullible nurture knows no bounds!”
“No matter the costumes we’re making our rounds!”
“Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of sound and light!”
“Surrender now or prepare for a ear splitting fight!”
“Meowth that right!”
Jimmy is surprised to see them again and Ash-Serena is surprised at the fact that he knows them, he explains to her that they were the ones who gave him the lowdown on Ash and Pikachu.
The trio the go on to explain that they were going to let Pikachu tier itself out battling Spike, but then they got the idea to capture both Pikachus for the price of one. Then Jessie notices something odd.
“Is that the twerpette dressed up as the twerp?” She asks as Serena quickly turns around trying to cover her face with Ash’s hat.
“Busted!” She says to herself now the jig is up.
Well it looks like her disguise couldn’t even fool Team Rocket.
“Say you’re right; what’s with the getup?” James asks her.
“Are those chumps into cosplay?” Meowth wonders out loud.
Mewoth if they were into cosplay the type of fans that would attract would not be kind you want, especially if Serena’s the one doing the cosplaying.
“They said ‘Twerp’ and ‘Twerpette’ too, what’s going on?” Jimmy asked as the gears begin to slowly shift in his head.
Both Pikachu and Spike tries to Thunderbolt their way out of there, but as you already know by now that the claws are electric proof. So after gloating for a little while longer, James hops down into the driver seat of the truck and they drive off.
Serena and Jimmy both take off after the speeding truck until suddenly it was hit by a... Water Shuriken!
“Who has the nerve to stop our progress?!” Jessie demands.
“That was me!”
Well look whose up and all better now.
Serena is surprised to see Ash alright and Jimmy has no idea what the fuck is going right now.
“But you were so sick before.” Serena said pointing out his earlier condition.
“Not now, thanks to Clemont and Bonnie.” He says.
“Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, a normal person would’ve taken a day to get well.” True but Ash isn’t what most people would call normal.
Soon Ash is doing some stretches as he pretty much figured out that Serena was battling in his place, and Jimmy still has know idea about what’s going on.
“I really hope you’ll forgive me, I meant no harm.” She says as she takes off Ash’s hat.
“You!” Jimmy says finally realizing that it’s the girl he met from before.
I wonder if Jimmy been doing any drugs? After all that’s also part of the Rock and Roll lifestyle, or he isn’t all that bright. One or the other I suppose.
Either way She throws Ash his hat which he catches and places back onto his head, and then orders another Water Shuriken from Graninja which frees both Pikach and Spike.
What happens next is very predictable guys; Team Rocket sends out their two Pokemon to battle the Twerps, who then proceeds to over power Team Rocket’s Pokemon, which leads both Ash and Jimmy to order a Thunderbolt, which means.
“WE’RE BLAST OFF AGAIN!” DING.
With Team Rocket taken care of and Pokemon congratulated on a job well done Jimmy turns his attention towards Serena.
“By the way, I really don’t like the way you were pulling my leg, but I gotta admit the way you worked with your Pokemon... YOU MAJORLY ROCK THE HOUSE YYYYEEEEAAAHH!” Jimmy states as he Spike begin to rock out.
“Thanks Jimmy.” She replies back out of kindness.
“Alright I thinks it’s time for a jam!” He says as he Spike begin thrashing about.
You know, maybe someone should introduce Jimmy to Roxie some time.
“Oh yeah you came here to battle with me didn’t you? Well what do you say?” Ash asks ready to do the one thing he hasn’t had a chance to do all day.
“Bring it on my brother.” Jimmy responds back ready to battle.
But before the battle could even begin Ash’s stomach starts to grumble, reminding him of one other thing he didn’t get to do all day.
So Clemont goes to prepare something for them to eat with Bonnie right behind him, and Serena asks Jimmy if he would like to join them. He blushes for a bit and agrees to join them for dinner.
Don’t worry Amourshippers we all know that there’s only one Pikachu trainer who’s body Serena wants to rock (To the Break of Dawn).
With that everyone is sitting down at the table enjoying the meal that Clemont made, as the narrator comments on how friendships are made through battles.
But there is still one thing that’s been bugging me; did Serena wear Ash’s clothes over her own? Or did she actually get undressed in front of Ash? Because if it’s the second one, then Brock would be MONUMENTALLY jealous of Ash.
Anyway as always the journey is
Rock on my fellow Dodgers!